posted May 22, 2000 09:54 PM            

Three sisters decided to get married all on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. The three sisters also spent their honeymoon night at home with their parents. Later that night the mother couldn't sleep so she went to the kitchen to get a cup of tea. On the way she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's room and heard her screaming. She thought to herself, that's normal, especially on her wedding night. She snuck by her second oldest
daughters room and heard her laughing. That's normal too, she said smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't
hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.

The next morning after the new husbands had gone out, the mother asked her oldest daughter about last night's noises.

"Well", she replied, "you always said if it hurt, I should scream."

"You're absolutely right sweetheart," the mother assured her.

Turning to the middle daughter, "Now, why were you laughing?" she asked. "You always said if it tickled, I should laugh," she answered.

"True enough, honey." said her mother as she smiled remembering her newlywed days.

"Now it's your turn baby," she said turning to her youngest daughter, "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"

"Mom, Don't you remember? You always told me to never talk with my mouth full!"

hahahhaha

spoon

posted May 23, 2000 02:28 AM            

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