posted May 04, 2000 12:47 PM            

The one time I did a fat chick was in the back seat of a car.. she just barely fit with me on top of her, and I was on top of her teetering on her big round gut like a fuckin weeble-wobble. I'm pretty well hung, but my dick still could only manage to get about 3/4 of the way in with her gut in the way, so she started pushin up with her legs and..... man I don't even wanna think about it. Never again!

posted May 04, 2000 12:48 PM            

fat chciks are like scooters....fun to ride until your friend sees you on one!

posted May 04, 2000 12:48 PM            

My gorgeous wife and I split up about a year and a half ago. A few months later I was horney as hell. I hadn't been laid in months. I met a lady on the internet, and after chatting for a few weeks we decided to meet. I had seen her pic, and she didn't look half bad. She lived about 3 hours away, so I drove up there. She was FAT and UGLY!!!! I was pissed! I fucked her anyway, though! The worst part was when I was doing her doggy style. I could smell her stinky asshole! I still can't believe that I would ever stoop that low.