posted May 04, 2000 01:13 AM            

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I want
to open a damn checking account."

To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager
to tell him about her problem customer.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: "What seems to be the
problem here?"

"There's no damn problem, sonny," the elderly man says. "I just won 50 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this
damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager thoughtfully. "And your saying that this damn bitch here is
giving you a hard time!?"

spoon