posted April 28, 2000 06:05 AM            

10) You gain 47 posts EVERY FUCKIN DAY!

9) You fly into roid rage when the site doesn't load up fast enough

8) It's first on your list of bookmarks

7) You hit the minmize button every time your spouse enters the room

6) You haven't been to your regular porno sites in months

5) Its bookmarked on your work computer too

4) You pray that those light bulbs are lit up yellow when you log on for the 30th time that day

3) Vatican City has put a "REFUSE TO RECEIVE" order on all your request letters to grant George Spellwin a Sainthood

2) You feel like when you log on the bros are screamin "NORM!"

And the #1 thing to show you're addicted to Elite

YOU KEEP POSTING TOP TEN JOKE LISTS ON AN ANABOLIC DISCUSSION BOARD AT 3 A.M. IN THE FUCKIN MORNING!!!!!

help me......

spoon

posted April 28, 2000 06:08 AM            

the most responses to your posts are FROM YOURSELF!!

posted May 01, 2000 11:55 PM            

2. You have over 700 posts and haven't even done your first cycle!!!!(thats me)

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