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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 250) |
posted April 27, 2000 12:18 PM
   Hey....if you all owned a gym, what would be some of the rules associated with membership. I mean fuuny rules like........if you get caught sitting around chatting and shit for longer than 10 minutes in between exercises, your ass is getting thrown out and have to pay $20 bucks to get back in. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 449) |
posted April 27, 2000 01:46 PM
NO FAT CHICKS WEARING TIGHTS...... Christ, yesterday morning I went to the gym and there was this chick who was like 5'10 or so and probably like 260 lbs wearing fuckin long legged tights like anyone wanted to see that.... I looked at her and ran out of the gym (her ass was hanging over the sides of the seat of the leg press machine; looked like she had someone trapped in her pants and was sitting on em) IP: Logged |
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moe dank Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 657) |
posted April 27, 2000 03:44 PM
IF BRITNEY SPEARS COMES ON THE RADIO, WHO EVER IS CLOSEST TO IT HAS TO TURN THE STATION!!!!!!!!!!!! are we at a teen club, or the gym, my god! IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 434) |
posted April 27, 2000 04:50 PM
anyone under 190 pounds would have to get a license to wear white wife beater. anyone trying to talk to me while i was in the middle of a set, would be kicked out of the gym. if you go to get a drink of water, and come back, and someone is on your machine, they have to go stand in the corner for 10 min. anyone in the mens locker walking around naked like its fun to be nude, would get snaped with a towel in the nuts untill they screem in pain, or it draws blood. there would be a max amount of people let in at one time, i hate crouded gyms. there would be flashing lights on the machines that were being used, anyone letting out protien farts would have to claim it. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 250) |
posted April 27, 2000 04:56 PM
I want to sign up for Big Bad Buff's gym. Yours rule!!!!!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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onlythestrong Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 293) |
posted April 27, 2000 06:34 PM
In my real gym, at night they announce every 20 mins overhead that if all the plates are not removed off the floor in 10 mins, the free weight area will be closed for 30 min ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Capt'n_Crunch Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 449) |
posted April 27, 2000 06:44 PM
HAHAHA I want a membership at BBB's gym too IP: Logged |
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studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 942) |
posted April 27, 2000 07:30 PM
1.I would get to walk around and judge if people were working hard enough. If not then they are banned for life, or they pay a 2,000 dollar fine. 2. NO talking unless it relates to a topic I like. (lifting or football) 3. No screaming during sets unless you can squat over 575. 4. Wall to wall mirrors 6. Everybody has to end up crying in PAIN during their last set or else they can't leave. hehe... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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bigsexy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 209) |
posted April 28, 2000 01:22 PM
hey big bad buff, open a gym and ill be the first to join these are great, keep em coming IP: Logged |
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bozak Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 52) |
posted April 28, 2000 01:34 PM
You can't forget those people who stand in the small ass dumbell section and just talk! Get the fuck out of the way so I can lift. Also, nobody is allowed to ask if they can join in an exercise unless they are doing the same workout. IP: Logged |
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FlexB Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 250) |
posted April 28, 2000 01:50 PM
Don't forget.........don't ask me how many more sets I have when I'm in the middle of a bench set with 335lbs hanging over my face!! Wait till I'm finished Moron!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Pokemon Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 108) |
posted April 28, 2000 01:53 PM
NO STARING IP: Logged |
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Neiko Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 143) |
posted April 28, 2000 01:54 PM
I love it Big Bad Buff under 190 no wife beater without a license, that is fucking great!!!!!! HE HE HE IP: Logged |
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2legit2quit Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 162) |
posted April 28, 2000 01:57 PM
I'd weld 315 on the bar and anyone who couldn't bench it for at least one rep. would be out the door! IP: Logged |
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FitnessChick Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 410) |
posted June 05, 2000 04:12 PM
this was really funny...i had to bump it to hear more  IP: Logged |
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Fish Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 178) |
posted June 05, 2000 04:25 PM
BBB maybe you should make everyone get that license. Not all weight is good weight!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Slopain Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 304) |
posted June 05, 2000 04:25 PM
Everyone must do legs once a week. When you do legs you need to check in at the front desk where you will be handed a bucket to vommit in after a good leg workout - no vomit, no exit. Slopain IP: Logged |
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Steak Helmet Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 112) |
posted June 05, 2000 08:01 PM
First I would name it STEAK HELMETS HARDCORE CELL BLOCK. 1. constant metal music...no boy bands or girly shit. 2. If you come in the gym with gel in your hair we all kick your ass while you clean the stains off the mirrors. 3. a retracktable roof for those sunny days...and so your woman cannot bitch that you have not been outside today. 4. DB's up to 250lbs. 5. No one can ask dumb ?'s...the music would be too loud to hear them. 6. No slamming the 25lb DBs together. this is brought up because the skinny runt slams them together. 7. it would be mandatory that all women get spotted while doing squats and the adductor machine. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Checkmatebloated Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 277) |
posted June 05, 2000 08:02 PM
(1)No stuffing empty pins and empty gear bottles in the hole in the wall!(they knocked out a wall in my gym right by the bathroom and this hole that was about 7 feet up everybody was stuffing their leftovers in it. When the knocked it out, I was told little deca bottle and pins went everywhere. (2) you will be tested every six months and if you have either not lost body fat or got stronger you are out. must meet on of the two at very test, until you bench over 405lbs or maintain 9% body fat for 3 test. IP: Logged |
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