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animal B Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted April 17, 2000 03:42 PM
  
well it off the topic...anyway, coming home from piura to trujillo peru a 7 hour bus ride, me and my girl popped a roofie to help as sleep well anyway as I was dosing off I woke up to lips around my D%$�k..but what was great the bus was packed...I quess getting a blow job in a crowed bus was a bigger thrill... IP: Logged |
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E2 Moderator (Total posts: 2521) |
posted April 17, 2000 03:48 PM
hahahahah i know what you mean, i love it, i've had it done a few times on a bus, just makes it all that much better! Especially waking up to it. IP: Logged |
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Peanut Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 86) |
posted April 17, 2000 03:56 PM
Even better than that, a knob job at 30,000 feet. IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted April 17, 2000 05:28 PM
HA HA HA HA I almost had an accident like that once, me and my girl where drinking at my house, after my eight heinken and third shot I just kind of dozed off, well I woke up like an hour later to find my my girls lips wrapped around my D**K and her head bopping up and down, well it was a good thing I woke up because I had a piss on deck that could have Flooded the nile, well I rushed to the bathroom took a piss that took me like 10min to take after having to danm near stan on my head so I wouldn piss on the ceiling(it's hard to piss when you got a woody), and just when I tought I was done then here came onother stream, well when I was finaly done I threw some water on my pecker and went back to the living room, poped open another Beer, put the game on TV got confortable on my recliner seat, them my girl got on her knees again, Danm I was in heaven!!! IP: Logged |
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rocky Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 183) |
posted April 17, 2000 08:37 PM
My favourite is when I'm driving with my girl friend and she proceeds to blow me NO ROAD RAGE OVER HERE, JUST A BIG SMILE IP: Logged |
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Platinum Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 145) |
posted April 17, 2000 11:25 PM
Ok let me get this straight. You were on the bus and popped a Rohypnol for a seven hour ride? Then you woke up and she was give you head? This is like shooting fish in a barrel. First, how do you know you were awake and it wasn't a dream? Second, how do you know it was actually your girlfriend and not some guy or a transexual or a goat...you did say peru right? I am not saying you are lying I am just saying that it is a mighty thin story. IP: Logged |
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niko1015 Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 46) |
posted April 17, 2000 11:39 PM
Now reverse the situation.... what do you think the girl would have done if she woke up and found a guy's face in her pants ? Probably in court the next week... Just a thought... Dont ya hate that ? IP: Logged |
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animal B Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted April 18, 2000 12:10 AM
true story, it was my girlfriend, not a goat or transsexual..(a fantacy), but a real girl..good night IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 179) |
posted April 18, 2000 10:54 AM
I believe him, I turned out to be the other man with this married chick the other day. Almost lost control of the car when she was doing me,LOL. From what she said, her and hubby have an understanding... Can anyone say "Springer"!! hahaha, What do you say Blackhaus? IP: Logged |
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JR Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 117) |
posted April 18, 2000 04:12 PM
OK HERE'S ONE. THERE'S NO SLEEPING IN THIS STORY BUT WHERE I WORK THEY HIRED A TEMPORARY EMPLOYEE TO DO SOME FILLING. I SAW HER IN THE COFFEE KITCHEN ONE MORNING AND I PROCEDED TO INTRODUCE MY SELF. THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS WE STARTED TALKING MORE AND MORE E-MAILING EACH OTHER BACK AND FORTH. SO WE WERE OUTSIDE ONE DAY AND SHE KEPT ON TELLING ME HOW SHE HAS TO HAVE IT EVERY DAY OR SHE GETS IN THESE PISSY MOODS AND THAT HER MAN WASN'T GIVING IT TO HER (WHAT A FAG). SO I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS HORNEY RIGHT NOW AND SHE SAYS "I'M ALWAYS HORNEY". SO I ASKED IF SHE LIKES MESSES OR IF SHE SWALLOWS. SO SHE SAYS THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE MESSES AND I NEVER HAD A GIRL SWALLOW MINE WHILE SHE WAS GIVING ME HEAD SO I ASKED HER IF SHE WOULD GIVE ME A BLOW JOB. WELL IT TOOK SOME CONVINCING BUT LATER I FOUND OUT SHE WAS JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET. YOU SEE THE FIRST TIME SHE SAW ME SHE WANTED ME BUT I GUESS SHE DIDN'T REALLY PERSUE IT. SO WHEN I ASKED HER IF SHE WOULD GO DOWN ON ME SHE TOTALLY WAS FOR IT. SO ANY WAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS AT WORK WE FUCKED ABOUT 20 TIMES AT WORK AND SHE MUST OF BLEW ME ABOUT TWICE A DAY. AND NEVER MISSED A DROP. NEEDLES TO SAY AFTER THEY LET HER GO I FELL INTO THIS GREAT DEPPRESSION. TOOK A COUPLE WEEKS TO READJUST BUT I GOT OVER IT. *STRONG, LIKE BULL * IP: Logged |
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Blood4Blood Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted April 18, 2000 04:26 PM
Well, I don't have a good BJ story, cuz I've only got one girl to suck my D1#%. The girl that I lost my V-card to at the age of 21. The only girl that I have loved.... or ever will love and the girl that I will marry. No one gives a shit about stories like these though. All anyone wants to hear about is banging some slut half your age when you should be workin. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Blood4Blood (edited April 18, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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BIGBADFKR Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 207) |
posted April 18, 2000 10:02 PM
FUNNY STORIES IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted April 18, 2000 10:34 PM
WOW BLOOD4BLOOD you responded to my question before I could ask you and hey don't call me a smart ass. lol lol lol lol IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted April 18, 2000 10:42 PM
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Blood4Blood Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 26) |
posted April 19, 2000 03:33 PM
DISCLAIMER: Blood4Blood is no pussy! That post is the one, the only time that I will ever roll over to expose my soft underbelly. I'm quite the smart-assed cynic myself, but sometimes, you know, you gotta show a litte emotion. But that was it. In the words of Dan Akroid in TOMMY BOY, "Savor the flavor, cuz it won't last long!" ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ryry Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 10) |
posted April 19, 2000 07:31 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I just absolutely love women that swallow. Nothing beats a good head that is finished off right... IP: Logged |
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BIG RICK ROCK Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 211) |
posted April 19, 2000 09:39 PM
You know what?? I just noticed that this is like the only post to wich no ladies have responded to, I would at least like to see some feed back from the ladies on this subject. Come on now anybody????? [This message has been edited by BIG RICK ROCK (edited April 21, 2000).] IP: Logged |
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