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spoonman
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 138)
posted April 15, 2000 04:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for spoonman   Click Here to Email spoonman     Edit/Delete Message
From the home office in Juicin', Georgia....


Top ten ways to tell a bro's on a cycle


10) He carries a gallon bottle of water
everywhere he goes

9) He just beat the shit out of a guy he
followed for 12 miles for not signalling
a right turn

8) They had to use grease to get him through
the double doors at the gym

7) His clothes say "Circus Rentals, Inc"

6) You can't find any plates when he's in
the gym

5) Every week he seems to walk pretty funny

4) Instead of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday....
he has Clenday, Sustday, Winnyday....

3) He get could get a Ph.d in pharmacology
without having a GED

2) Sometimes his girl walks pretty funny...


and the number one way to tell a bro's on a cycle.....


1) You'd swear that just last week the dude
was 200lbs


I can't wait to see the additions to this one

spoon

[This message has been edited by spoonman (edited April 15, 2000).]

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terminator72
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 106)
posted April 15, 2000 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for terminator72   Click Here to Email terminator72     Edit/Delete Message
lol

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spoonman
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 138)
posted April 15, 2000 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for spoonman   Click Here to Email spoonman     Edit/Delete Message
Here's another


his weekly grocery bill is twice his mortgage payment


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OMEGALOS
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 101)
posted April 15, 2000 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for OMEGALOS   Click Here to Email OMEGALOS     Edit/Delete Message
That's funny Spoon.

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spoonman
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 138)
posted April 15, 2000 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for spoonman   Click Here to Email spoonman     Edit/Delete Message
Or...


and the number one way to tell a bro's on a cycle....


2 words - 22" guns!

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Ice Man
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 104)
posted April 15, 2000 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ice Man   Click Here to Email Ice Man     Edit/Delete Message
Hey man, funny as shit. Gotta bump it!

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muscles2
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 23)
posted April 15, 2000 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for muscles2   Click Here to Email muscles2     Edit/Delete Message
ALSO HORNY AS HELL ALL THE TIME

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spoonman
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 138)
posted April 15, 2000 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for spoonman   Click Here to Email spoonman     Edit/Delete Message
or..

...
2) He never knew his times tables but now
the fucker can convert ml's to cc's

and the number one way

1) you've been gettin' a weird feeling that YOU are shrinking


hahhaha

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kram696969
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 16)
posted April 15, 2000 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kram696969   Click Here to Email kram696969     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 15497701
bump'em all..

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cowbell
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 33)
posted April 15, 2000 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cowbell   Click Here to Email cowbell     Edit/Delete Message
ml's to cc's , I like that one. Hell, I liked all of them.
bump

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blackhaus1
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 224)
posted April 17, 2000 08:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for blackhaus1   Click Here to Email blackhaus1     Edit/Delete Message
i have to give this a bump b/c its the funniest shit ever!

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studcj
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 667)
posted April 19, 2000 11:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for studcj   Click Here to Email studcj     Edit/Delete Message
BUMP,
I wanna hear some more

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"I can, because Im crazzy!"
Studcj

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studcj
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 667)
posted April 20, 2000 04:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for studcj   Click Here to Email studcj     Edit/Delete Message
I got one:

He refers to time as number of cycles....
example: "I'm going to get married in three cycles" hehe...
OK,ok, I know its not that funny but atleast I tried.

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"I can, because Im crazzy!"
Studcj

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BackDoc
Pro Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 116)
posted April 20, 2000 05:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BackDoc     Edit/Delete Message
This is hilarious! I'm gonna have to write these down...especially the ml's to cc's and the "time tables in cycles" bit. what a riot! Man you guys keep the jokes coming, this is priceless.

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