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Slim Whitman Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 59) |
posted April 05, 2000 08:50 PM
 
I was home last night and couldn't fall asleep. So I decided to check out MTV...they have that show on there called LOVELINE where people call up and ask sexually orientated questions. I've never really watched it, so I decided to for shits and giggles. After last night, I'll never watch it again. Some 25yr old dude called in and said he was a weightlifter and his girlfriend wouldn't swallow his semen. So she told him if he tasted it first and it didn't taste bad, she would. So the stupid fucker did...but I'm not to the disgusting part yet. He had been told or read somewhere that semen was mostly protein, which is true. So being a weightlifter, he needs a lot of protein. So this stupid and sick motherfucker would jerk off, cum in his hand, and then eat it!!!!!!!!! He sounded very disappointed when Dr. Drew told him there was about 6 calories worth of protein in his cum and he could get twice as much protein from one peanut M&M!!! He then says,"So I've been eating my semen for no reason?" What the fuck were you thinking you sick bastard???? I was totally grossed out by it and I'll probably be emotionally scarred for the rest of my life. I just hope nobody here gave this guy that advice and I REALLY hope this dude isn't a board member. If he is, I can't come here anymore, thats fucking gross man!!! Sorry if this makes anyone sick but thought I'd post it anyways. Brings a WHOLE NEW MEANING to the phrase,"Why waste it when you can taste it!" Slim Whitman IP: Logged |
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dude Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 118) |
posted April 05, 2000 08:55 PM
I watched loveline one time and this girl called up saying that her boyfriend was using steroids and his penis shrunk 2 inches. She then went on to say that now he was very aggressive in bed because he was mad that he lost 2 inches. Then the so-called "Doctor Drew" agreed and said that this was possible for someone on steroids. I would like to know where he got his information from. IP: Logged |
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big_bad_buff Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 340) |
posted April 07, 2000 11:30 AM
yeah i saw that cum eating show, must have been a re-run IP: Logged |
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BiffBoom Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 81) |
posted April 07, 2000 01:10 PM
Didn't you know you can recycle calories by eating you shit?? IP: Logged |
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Karate guy Amateur Bodybuilder (Total posts: 98) |
posted April 07, 2000 04:32 PM
Hahahah, too much man! Hahaha. I'll join your organization for makin extinct the male cum eaters. Ooops, thats not politically correct. IP: Logged |
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studcj Pro Bodybuilder (Total posts: 481) |
posted April 08, 2000 10:45 AM
Hey guys, That was me. I can't believe I did that. Since then the only time I drink my semen is when I use it for an ice cream topping!yum.. hehe.....
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