posted April 03, 2000 08:39 PM            

I believe in going below parrallel on squats!

I believe in strip sets on legs presses starting at 24 plates, going until you puke!
I believe in eating hot dogs before you do the strip sets, so when you do puke...the chunks are too big to go through your fingers!

I believe in kissing her after I'm done too!
I believe in condums...you know who you are!
I believe in false teeth...that one is for E2!
I believe in stiff legged deadlifts!
I believe in slow, deep wet, french kisses....that last for 10 minutes!
I believe in public executions!
I believe in public floggings!
I believe in excuting child molester's on the spot...along with scammers!

I believe it's OK for lesbians though!
I believe in the legaliaztion of anabolics!
I believe GHB is a great sleep aid, and will help you find the right woman....another one for E2!
I believe in calling toliet paper butt ribbon, or striking paper...toliet paper sounds gross...so does the word vagina and penis!
I believe in kicking the shit out of rude fuckers!
I believe in equal pay...if ya can do the job!
I believe Arnold juiced his ass off!
I believe in a new sexual position with a different girl each night!
I believe in threesome's...another one for E2!
I believe in not turning any woman down...hell you can always deny it later...even act like it didn't happen!
I believe...it's all good!
I believe Bunny is a real woman....somewhere...heh heh heh !!
And lastly....I believe we should keep this thread going.....before it get's deleted by E2....heh heh heh....sorry if I offended anyone........NOT!!!!!!!

Ranger

RANGER --- I edited this a bit, but probably not enough G

posted April 03, 2000 08:57 PM            

I belive in Capital Punishment
I belive swift and decisive decisions
I belive the bigger you are the more right you have to use machines
I belive in ass to the floor squats no matter what!!!
I belive that anyone who benches less than 405 isn't trying hard enough
I belive women are the most wonderful of gods creations on this earth
I belive that steroids are a godsent!
I belive that i will conquer anything!!

posted April 03, 2000 10:28 PM            

I believe in wet T-Shirt contest for women over 70!
I believe in masturbation....public, or private!
I believe in breast implants!
I believe test should be in every stack!
I believe in more research on steroids....to make them even better!
I believe in dumb-bells!
I believe in red-neck bars...hell if your to stupid to get laid...you can always start a fight!
I believe in the three R's of a red-neck....Racing...Rodeo...Rassl'in!
I believe in long kinky foreplay!
I believe E2 and Macro are the same guy....they just don't know it yet!
I believe my fingers are fucking tired!

posted April 03, 2000 11:28 PM            

I believe that if a stupid bitch is at a bar, piss-drunk, wearing a low-cut dress with 60% of her tits hanging out, looking at you like a fucking PFC looking at a half piece of MRE bread after Mountain phase, she deserves nothing more than my eyes ( and eventually my schlong) firmly on the area between those tits until I see fit to scoop her up, throw her ass over my shoulder and proceed to the nearest dark place.

posted April 04, 2000 03:02 AM            

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Suffering is virtue. Progress is pain.
Anything less than a stoic lust for this philosophy will leave you short of your ultimate potential.

posted April 04, 2000 03:05 PM            

i believe that billy b. (tiebo Boy) is a pussy.

i believe if it takes more than 5 wipes to get the shit off of your ass after you take a dump, you should just give up.

i belive that 90% of women are sluts.

i believe that ranger should ejaculate on national tv just for fun.

i believe that 99% of people that work at GNC's are small stooped pecker heads.

i believe that E2 should make his gym have a weight/strip joint room...

i believe that everyone on death row should be put to death after 3 motnhs of being there

i belive that 85% of women are over weight, and it makes me sick.

i believe that most people don't try hard enough in life.

i belive in god

i believe that sex is one of the best things in life.

i believe that if sex is a pain in the ass, your doing it wrong, HAHAHAHAAHAH

posted April 07, 2000 08:01 PM            

doing any unrelated "relatives" are ok

making pussy cringe as I walk by

my ass cashing checks that my mouth never had a chance to write

in striking first

stump porn is sick

porn is good

stupid people should not be givin the chance to breed

if your on welfare your on birth control (mandatory)

Ranger was a once inscestial uncle of mine (repressed memories)

E2 lied about squatting hes in a wheelchair

If you listen to any music thats not destructive your wasting your juice in the gym

no mercy for the weak that can help it

Rottweilers and Mastifs rule

The OSU Buckeyes WERE THE NATIONAL CHAMPS IN 98'

cjac could hanglide on his lats

if you climb a soapbox on me Ill knock your punk ass off of it..

and last but not least I believe: I am the purist, nonconformist, jaded, sub-human terrorist.

this could go on forever..

posted April 07, 2000 09:19 PM            

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RANGERS LEAD THE WAY

posted April 08, 2000 05:34 AM            

...in telling woman I have 10 inches as a pickup line

...I am rarely successful with woman

...I know Peter North's spewing secret

...money is owned by no one and should be spent that way

...sentences nonsense make that sense matter no say how you them

...that sometimes I am so nice to people I want to puke my guts out

...that other times I am the most evil, darkest sadistic fucker on the face of the earth with a heart the size of small lump of coal

...that I like being the second one better.

...I don't know what the fuck my user name is supposed to mean

...a girl's ass should rest on her middle back

...in legs up to her neck

...when you encounter an asshole at the gym you should offer to spot him on bench and then look away on his last rep

...upper pecs so thick you can rest a drinking glass on them

...valium, the lovely, lovely, blue valium

...I am so short my mother fucked a leprechaun who was selling green shoes door to door.

...in saline

...the more you treat people like dirt, the more they respect you.

...I am addicted to this fukin board

...the mods are either doctors or chemists or they should be

...I like dbol

...in every drop of rain that falls a flower grows

...I should have long ago gotten some kind of mental help

...I may be a bit perverted

Finally...
I believe in tits.... lots and lots of tits.

posted April 11, 2000 08:23 PM            

I believe a lot of stuff......but that's just a few -

I believe, wait...I KNOW - Rangers Lead The Way