posted April 01, 2000 10:16 PM            

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I'M GETTING READY TO LEAVE THE GYM AND
I'M TAKING MY WORKOUT GLOVES OFF. YOU
KNOW THE ONES YOU'VE HAD FOR ABOUT
A YEAR AND THEY SMELL LIKE AN OLD SOCK.
WELL WITH APRIL FOOLS GOING ON,MY GIRLFRIEND
CAME WALKING OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM AND I TOLD HER TO SMELL MY GLOVES. THAT I WAS USING THIS NEW CHERRY HAND BALM AND IT REALLY
SMELLED GREAT. WELL SHE TOOK A BIG WHIFF AND
ALMOST PUKED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. NOW SHE'S
SO PISSED, SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.

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posted April 01, 2000 10:23 PM            

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TRY HAVING HER SMELL YOUR "SACK" AFTER A GOOD SWEATY WORKOUT. RALPHED FOR ABOUT 5 MINS. I FELT BAD AFTER BUT IT WAS FUNNY AS SHIT. IM ONE SICK BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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posted April 01, 2000 10:28 PM            

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YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY. I BET YOU HIT
HER WITH A COUPLE OF PROTIEN FARTS WHILE
SHE WAS DOWN THERE.

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posted April 01, 2000 10:42 PM            

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DUDE THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT WAS SHE WANTED TO DO IT. I WARNED HER. BUT SHE STILL DID IT.

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posted April 01, 2000 10:54 PM            

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LMAO!!!! Oh man, im dying over this thread. You bros are terrible. I shutter to think of the replies to come.

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posted April 01, 2000 11:32 PM         

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Have you ever depleted using fish? throw her a fart in day 3 of your deplete process. She is going to love you.

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posted April 01, 2000 11:49 PM         

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That girlfriend smelling your nut sack is some pretty funny shit. It is deadly.

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posted April 03, 2000 06:22 PM            

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Hahahaha, this is too much

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