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 Your Mama is so.....
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Moderator 
Posts: 1993 |
your mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised. your mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. your mama so fat she has her ownarea code your mama so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order your mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout your mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets aressted for disturbing the peace your mama so dark she went to night school and got marked absent your mama is like a screen door after a few bangs she tends to loosen up your mama is like a door knob everyone gets a turn your mama is like a T.V. even a three year old can turn her on your mama so horny when you where born she kept pushing you in and out. your mama so fat we're in her right now.
your mama so stupid I told her it was chilli outside and she brought a bowl.     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 105 |
<peace> ...is so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips! </peace> ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4837 |
now who said "your mamma so fat when she wanted to buy a water bed we threw a plastic tarp over Lake Superior" ? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
...nasty that she has to put ice down her panties every 20 minutes just to keep the crabs fresh. | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1861 |
Your mamma's so fat the bitch slip on a rock and got stuck in the Grand Canyon. Your mamma's so stupid the bitch got stabbed in a shootout. Your mamma's so dumb the bitch tripped on a cordless phone. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
..so short she plays teniis with a curb. ..so skinny she hangglides with a dorito. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 15 |
your mama is so fat when she walks she leaves potholes in the sidewalk. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 936 |
jo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a pager | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo. Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2954 |
Yo momma's so ugly Mr. Muscle wouldn't fuck her.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 77 |
Your Momma is soooooo fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.....heh heh heh BZR | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 407 |
Your mom is so ugly I wouldn't put it in her butt | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 64 |
anyone got some chicken....i'm hungry!!!! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1993 |
Your mama so old that when god said "let there be light" she fliped the switch! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 432 |
yo mama so dark that when she gets in a car the oil light comes on. yo mama so dark that lightning bugs follow her around. yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to get around her. Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has a mouth full of dice. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down. Yo mama is so fat that when she was lying down on the beach 30 members of greenpeace tried to push her into the ocean. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
...poor that she got 2 gold teeth. One says 24k, and the other one says "believe that shit if you want to". | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 103 |
Your mama is so fat that when she wears a red dress, people yell "hey koolaid" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1309 |
so stupid she thought taco bell was the mexican phone company  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2611 |
Your mama's got so much hair in her arm pits it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
.. so fat her BVD's spell out Boulevard .. so fat that some dude named Rico landed on her, stuck a flag in her ass and claimed her for Spain | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
Yo momma SO FAT when she wears high heels she strikes oil... Yo momma SO FAT her waistsize is 'equator'... |
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