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FUZZDOG

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 176
From:hell, al
Registered: Nov 2000

posted March 11, 2001 07:24 PM

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> Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
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> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
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> Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
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> War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
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> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
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> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Fuzzdog


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Latimer

Olympian

Posts: 1805
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Registered: May 2000

posted March 11, 2001 07:27 PM

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Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers.


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freak daddy

Olympian

Posts: 1652
From:truth or consequences
Registered: Oct 2000

posted March 11, 2001 07:33 PM

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lol!!!!

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"I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000
"Endure the pain,you know my name,I am your soul insane!"


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