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 What's The Dumbest Thing Anyone's Ever Said To You?
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Freak 
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This probably isn't the dumbest, but some kid told me I needed some scars on my face so I'd look more manly.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 638 |
This guy kept calling me "dude" on the phone.....  j/k------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2912 |
shaddup | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 598 |
I got some scars on my face from hockey and just bein me. Manly? Wouldn't say that. I think of them as story tellers. Dumbest thing anyone ever said to me (I put this in another post)... Some black kid called me an asshole b/c of what my ancestors did to his w/ slavery. My ancestors didn't even come off the boat til early 1900's. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 676 |
"Am I OK?"....And my response was"how the hell am I supposed to know...am I you moron!!!"  ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2377 |
"how did you get to be so short?" duh. | ||
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Guru     
Posts: 5704 |
"Are you stealing that car?" some dickhead asked me that when me and some friends were jimmying his car which he left his keys in. Like I would say "actually yes Im attempting to steal this car, please go away" if I was stealing it - people are idiots, that guy would have been dealt with if I was stealing it.. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 383 |
College President - "You may invoke my name" BWAAAAAAAAAAAH snort ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 354 |
PAY ME!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2912 |
Oh yeah, I've got a couple from work too:
Another customer said "Excuse me, but the bathroom smells like...*whisper*..urine.." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 888 |
I was complaining to someone how the turn signal is non-existent and how it annoyed me. Her response was "well, I can see how it happens - I mean, you go on the same route every day and you just sort of get used to it, so you figure everyone else should know where you are going to" I wanted to backhand her. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 87 |
An employee once told me to "go to hell and fuck yourself". When I said "Excuse me-what were those last words of yours before I fire you?" he said- Oh "go to hell and fuck yourself" are just expressions in my country (El Salvador). It's kind of like "I'm right on that boss." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1275 |
I was walking out of the lobby of my school one day, and this real hot ditzy chick walked in front of me and said "I saw you riding your bike yesterday. You really should wear a helmet!" She then turned around and walked straight into the closed plate-glass door and fell backwards on her ass. All I could say was: "Who should be wearing a helmet?" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
" Do you workout? " Gotta luv that one every time.... heh heh heh BZR | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2409 |
If winstrol was meant for drinking it would have come with a straw, hehe ------------------ E2's Steroid Pictures Pictures of many different drugs. AJC' Steroid Profiles Profiles of many different steroids 2Thick's Injection Procedures Site Complete with Pictures and Diagrams! Finaplix by Mr H A complete guide to Fina | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 798 |
"I'm pregnant." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
My seargant said that "protein drinks are for those people in the magazines that workout 8 hours a day". A buddy of mine while looking at some bb freaks in flex magazine "It must feel strange trying to sleep when your that big...I mean they must need a really big blanket". Same friend "You can get pink eye by looking at an infected persons eye". | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2912 |
quote: Jeez..that's certainly the winner so far...was he really serious? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
quote: He sure was serious and the sad thing about is when I gave him shit about it he said his mother told him that. | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1757 |
I had a girl try to convince me that we should--- "legalize shoplifting because people just do it for the thrill" Hands down the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to me, and this girl is in college. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 157 |
anyone who has been in a long relationship that has ended will tell you that this is the winner....................I LOVE YOU BUT I'M NOT LONGER IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 157 |
my ex-girlfriend also said this little doozy to me. she was dead serious also. when we started laughing at her she really didnt know what we were laughing at. "you want to know how smart i am? when a song that i dont like comes on the radio, i just change the station!" this coming from a girl with a 4.0 in college ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 539 |
During a conversation about high gas prices this guy said "I don't care about gas prices because I just put $10 in each time so I don't notice when prices go up" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 355 |
"IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT EATING MEAT CAUSES CANCER!" I put it in caps because the bitch screamed it at me. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 5704 |
The dude at the grocery store last night said "paper or plastic" I said 'plastic' He said "were out of plastic" I said "damn did you just run out" he said " yeah like 2 hours ago" I was like WTF?? you have been asking everyone paper or plastic for 2 hours knowing you dont got no plastic?? dumbass ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4781 |
"Where does Hempstead Highway go to?" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 638 |
"Umm, can I ask you a stupid question?" well, at least they know they are fucking idiots from the get go.... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1029 |
This one is a classic.. I could not believe this guy said this to me.. MP5-"Fantom1--Im not gay..but I would like to BBWWWHHAAA!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 486 |
go read Canadian Oak's post on the sex board about "no more sex". It's all you ever wanted to know about anal induced pregnancies. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1343 |
may is one funny guy that made taht post so dam funny ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." "Its not when you die its how you live" http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 173 |
I got one that will beat all of you. One of my ex's, who later came out on that show Change Of Heart, once told me that she used to think fax machines worked by sending the actual paper through the wires and over two the other fax machine. We didn't last too long. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 486 |
HA! Did she not get confused by the fact that the paper immediately came out the back of the machine? | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
Are you a bodybuilder? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 173 |
I didn't think to ask, I was in a state of awe. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 749 |
From a cop: Hey where are you going? You better get back here! Ya right asshole coming right back. From a girl: You dont think I am a hoe do you? This girl had to be the biggest hoe in 3 towns.Her stats 109 guys buy age 18! From a friend: were both drunk so why dont you drive because you already lost your licences and dont have as much to lose. WTF like I need D.U.S and a drunk driving charge almost smacked the taste out of his mouth! |
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