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 I'm not an amazing typist....
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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but good lord people - let's try to remember: to - I gave syphilis to Mary. two - I have two hairless balls. too - I have a penis too. they're - They're beautiful balls. their - Their tits are way too big. there - Look over there at the rack on that chick. grammar - when critiquing someone's grammar, at least spell the damn word correctly I'm sure there are a billion more, and like I said, I never pay attention to my typing, so I make the mistakes - but some of this shit is obviously the person just flunked out of 2nd grade - come on. ASS ------------------    | ||
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Freak 
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Happy...have you been getting those subliminal messages and ESP lines I've been sendin' out lately...I knew someone had to be receiving some!! I feel like a fuckin' English teacher--which is good since in 2 years I'll be one--on this board sometimes, lol! I'm glad you said it, though, 'cause they'd all be on my ass if I had said that, LOL!! ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 886 |
Latona and I met up for dinner the other night and this was one of the things we commented on. I know I see a bunch of shit, but I look past most of it, I just try to type it out quickly - but there are some people on here (esp on the anabolics board) that do it consistently enough that I just needed to vent something... that and the goddamn midgets. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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no - No, I will not do that for $1. know - I know that nobody reads my threads. now - Right now, I need a shower. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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i no i no no that happy is a tool. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 886 |
quote: you spelled "stud" wrong - up there you had it all wrong "tool"? - not even close ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 589 |
loose - His ass is loose from the pounding I gave him. lose - I'm losing my sanity. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 886 |
you (singular) - You are hung like a donkey. you (plural) - You are all losers. your (possesive) - Your pants make you look fat. you're (contraction of you and are) - You're not very sweaty for a fat chick. (I may or may not have been an idiot before) [This message has been edited by HappyScrappy (edited March 12, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 589 |
its (possessive pronoun) - Just because the dog licks its own balls doesn't mean it will lick mine. it's (contraction) - It's not the pants that make you look fat, it's your thighs. [This message has been edited by latona (edited March 12, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 886 |
plane (can be mathematical or aeronautical) - I was riding in the plane, then it go hijacked. or the prof drew the coordinates out to describe the plane. plain - This plain yogurt sucks. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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who's (contraction of who is) - Who's your daddy? whose (possessive pronoun/genitive of who) - Whose flat, yellow cat crawled under my tire? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1476 |
limp - HappyScrappy is limp. gimp - HappyScrappy is a gimp. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 391 |
bump | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 886 |
quote: I think you mean flaccid as for gimp, I'm not limping yet, but perhaps you are making a reference to the bondage character in Pulp Fiction (which was incidentally edited out when they showed it on tv). ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2077 |
I shall issue a bumpeth for thee who lack in the ways of grammatical intelligence... Like one of my favorite professors said on the first day of class this semester..."Most of the time, common sense isn't so common!" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 589 |
wait (verb) - waiting for godot. waiting for guffman. weight (noun) - It's not a weight problem, it's glandular. |
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