(1) What does the average Mississippi
State player get
on his SATs?
--Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32
Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
---A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get an LSU cheerleader
into your
dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like crazy.

(4) How do you get a South Carolina
graduate off your porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Alabama cheerleaders
wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off
their uniforms.

(6) Why do they no longer serve ice
at Georgia football games?
------The senior who knew the recipe
graduated.

(7) Why is the Vanderbilt football
team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home,
and get killed on the road.

(8) What are the longest three years
of a Florida
football player's life?
-----His freshman year.

(9) How many Ole Miss freshmen does
it take to change a light bulb?
------None.....That's a sophomore
course at Mississippi.

(10) Where was O.J. headed in the
white Bronco?
-----Kentucky ......He knew that the
police would
never look there for a Heisman Trophy
winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal
crash.......)