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MP5

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posted March 09, 2001 12:04 PM

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I know I will step on some toes here, why do you do it? Looks like shit, adds 10 years to your face, and look s wierd when I see some chick in the middle of winter who is darker than I am after working outside in the summer with my shirt off. I can understand if you are competing or going somewhere sunny so you want a base but come on people!

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kartchick83

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posted March 09, 2001 12:06 PM

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I like to have tan boobies...hehehehehe

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Gilbyag

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posted March 09, 2001 12:06 PM

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no need bro, all'a naturaaaalllll....


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Gilbyag

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posted March 09, 2001 12:09 PM

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kartchick, its a sunny day here today. hehehe


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Slopain

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posted March 09, 2001 12:24 PM

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Boy are you dumb. I use a tanning bed, and unless you an idiot or want leather face you towel over the head, and sock the cock. No wrinkles, golden skin, no tan lines, and no burns or leather look. Shesh you gotta lot to learn. But I do see the old bags that yor talking about they are like late 20's and look 50 with there nasty wrinkles and leather faces.. stupid..

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freak daddy

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posted March 09, 2001 12:31 PM

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i tan once or twice a week! a take care of my skin though! i use lotion every day, and use lotion on my face twice a day! no wrinkles yet!

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MP5

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posted March 09, 2001 12:32 PM

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How am I dumb?! I am not the one paying to get all lubed up, and lay naked like a greased pig on a tanning bed to look "good" in winter. I don't fake bake. Just curious, I see all these hotties in the gym that would look even better if they looked human.

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freak daddy

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posted March 09, 2001 12:35 PM

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slopain probably just fucking with you mp5!

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MP5

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posted March 09, 2001 12:39 PM

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True...I ahve not figured slopain out yet, been here for over a year and I can not figure him out. Seems like a cool guy though.

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ajc

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posted March 09, 2001 12:56 PM

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It keeps me from breaking out, plus it looks good in the summer. I tan once or twice a week year round just to keep from breaking out, especially when I'm on a cycle. But, in the summer I'll usually bump it up to 3-4 times per week because I work indoors. Oh and girls like it.


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StoneColdGold

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posted March 09, 2001 01:09 PM

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I do it to control back acne. I don't go to get freaky dark.


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Slopain

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posted March 09, 2001 01:35 PM

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Im messin with ya.. I havent figured my self out after 24 years so if you figure something out let me know lol. My tan doesnt look fake, I dont get all 'lubed up'. After my workout like 2-3 times a week I stop by on the way home for 15 minutes - its relaxing and feels good. I can't tell a difference between a sun tan or a lamp tan. On others I can sometimes, but not on me. I dont have wrinkles or damaged skin so I fail to see the problem? Some dumb-asses look all beef jerkyish but thats on them.

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May1010

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posted March 09, 2001 01:37 PM

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Guilty

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Frackal

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posted March 09, 2001 01:41 PM

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I do, my face actually looks 10000x better tanned.

I use the "Dr. Mueller Orbit" beds. They use primarily darkening rays, rather than the burning rays of other beds. It is also for only 10 minutes a pop, I do this two times a week. I have not experienced any ill effects in the least, and I've monitored it carefully, been doing it for about a year and a half.

I want to see if the dermatologist I'm going to visit will prescribe me trisloren.


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delts2

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posted March 09, 2001 01:43 PM

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I tan for a month or so prior to summertime.......and as was stated before, it's a great relaxer, sometimes I nearly crash out in there.

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smallcock

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posted March 09, 2001 02:49 PM

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It's relaxing to lie in a tanning bed and masturbate. I get better orgasms in the tanning bed.


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bigschweeler

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posted March 09, 2001 03:08 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by smallcock:
[b]It's relaxing to lie in a tanning bed and masturbate. I get better orgasms in the tanning bed.
[b]

So the top of the booth doesn't get in the way since you have less ground to cover?

[This message has been edited by bigschweeler (edited March 09, 2001).]


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Slopain

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posted March 09, 2001 03:09 PM

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look at his name, me thinks he dont have a whole lot of ground to cover..

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vixenbabe

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posted March 09, 2001 07:27 PM

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I fake bake at the gym once a week. I also happen to have the type of skin that tans VERY easily.

As far as leather looking skin? Not yet!I am hoping that I have my mom's skin because she is in her 60's and has the most beautiful skin I have ever seen on a woman her age!


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Badkins21

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posted March 09, 2001 08:28 PM

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I am also going to have to plead guilty on this one...1 to 2 times per week, for the last year or so...I think when you shave you whole body for bodybuilding, you kind of have to tan so you don't look like an albino, lol!

And it does seem to help with acne, too...

Too much of anything's usually a bad thing, though...

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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted March 09, 2001 08:36 PM

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dman straight i fake back......i dont always do my face though..i sometimes use bottled stuff for that.....when im flexing in the gym, i gotta see those muscles tanned


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bignate73

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posted March 09, 2001 09:36 PM

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<----albino right now.

will probably go and gets me a fake tan soon since i have a place a block away from the house.


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N-V-R-2BIG

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posted March 09, 2001 10:33 PM

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ok---i'm not flaming anyone but why do people say things about things that they know absolutely nothing about. first off, my best friend owns a smoothie/tanning salon. just for fun i took all the classes with him to get certified. tanning is actually good for you if you do it right. it is called "phototherapy" at the doctors office and they charge about 80$ a session. it is used to help a variety of things including arthritus. you have to get the good beds with the right ratio of uva to uvb rays. uva rays tan you, uvb rays burn you. you need a concentration of about 98%uva rays in a good bed. and as far as the leather face and looking like magda on something about mary---you have to use the right products and that will not happen. and dont tan year round either. for those intereste go to the smarttan.com (???) website and check out the message board. you can learn a lot there. people get flamed here for asking questions that everyone else knows for not doing research. do some research on tanning and you will find it is not all that bad.

and all those stories about women dying b/c of burned ovaries and shit like that are NOT true. it is only myth.

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Rex

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posted March 09, 2001 11:38 PM

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I don't know any truths to the myths, but when it comes prom time around here all the girls run to Hollywood Tan. Then they look like complete shit, like walking carrots. Those are not tans, its orangy stuff. They'd look better if they didn't do that, but since 99% of the girls out here get it done, so they can't talk shit on each other's "tans".

BTW all natural tan all year long.

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N-V-R-2BIG

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posted March 10, 2001 06:38 AM

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rex

yeah hoes like that dont know shit---they think they look good lookin like a fuckin carrot. they dont use the right products and they tan entirely tooooo fuckin much. just goes to show they dont know shit. i am tan also so i dont really need to cook that often.........

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johnny iron

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posted March 10, 2001 12:10 PM

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I tan once a week for 15 minutes. I cover the family jewels and use lotion on the rest of my body. My skin tans very easily, and I do use antioxidants religiously. I do it because a)clears my back, i seem to get acne there still even at 26 b) i go out a lot and hit on a lot of different women, and quite frankly it gets me a lot of attention and i look better naked and c) i get dry scalp and have tried everything, only tanning seems to make it go away. Now, I'm not overly dark, just a nice base tan, nothing like my summer tan.
A friend of mine who has psoriasis has a tanning bed at home to help his skin condition, he says it was the greatest cure.


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VixenVenus

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posted March 10, 2001 01:00 PM

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I got to the tanning salon, because South Dakota has no sun and it's butt cold in the winter time.

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