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 What is the most mean fucked up practical joke you ever pulled on somebody?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Dont think i am a asshole becaue feel kind of bad about this. We had this ratfink kid that always use to try to hang around me an my boy. 1st mean thing,Rolled up dog shit in a joint with oregano and a roach and let him smoke it.2nd my friend fucked this skank and spilled the cum from a day old condom on a cheese burger put it in the fridge,when he ask if he had anything to eat he said there is a cheese burger and the kid ate it.FUCK both times never laughed so hard in all my life! That was a couple years ago feel bad about it though but still laugh about it.This is the kid that used a shop vac to jack off. Man it would suck to be him sometimes.     | ||
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Novice 
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I love to draw on people when they pass out. The best is to take gold marker and paint thier eyelids, they never notice that shit. Also putting tiger balm in peoples jockstraps and underwear is fucking funny, or vasaline on the toilet seat. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 676 |
Once when my brother passed out shaved his stomach and eyebrows took him a least an hour to figure it out and he thought it was funny. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 676 |
Almost forgot once this kid was semi passed out. This is bad! took his moms shit covered g string and shoved it in his mouth,Aslo sparyed pepper spary in somebodys bong ah the fun you can have mis-using pepper spray. use to shoot people with bb gun alot. man I use to be an asshole when I was a kid erevybody took it pretty well for the most part. Dont have the heart to do shit like that anymore. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 594 |
did you read my thread? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 17 |
me and one of my friends made brownies with a box of chocolate ex-lax, we put the xlax on one side of the tray so we knew which ones to eat, so two other friends were the victims, after an hour they got quiet and eventually had to go home lol. | ||
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Freak 
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Well my mom and i when i was in elementary school put an Open House For Sale Sign in my neihbor's <SP> yard for April Fools...people actually went in their house though..we never admitted we did it. | ||
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Mutant  
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Freshman year in college, football dorms. The ending of the halls leads to three roooms, Front/right/left doors at the end of the hall. We covered the entire hall floor with vasoline, jello, shaving cream and chocolate syrup on top. We then started yelling fire and shit and pounding on doors, three guys come running out, slam into the floor and end up playing semi-naked, naked jello, vasoline twister on the floor in front of about fifty guys. I'm just glad I a) Earned a starting job week 1 and b) had a room in the middle of the aisle. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 74 |
Yo yo yo - I called a tobacco store once and asked if they had Prince Albert in a can... | ||
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Guru   
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My homey was on acid, and I had him hiding in a closet for 2 hours. At first I was like "dog hide in there well suprise (a friend of ours) and you jump out and scare the shit outta her" then after like 20 minutes he started getting confused and thought he was hiding from a cop or something so I went along with it and finally after like an hour and a half told him it was safe to come out. His ass was all sweatin and shit lol it was very mean but damn funny. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Olympian 
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my senior year in high school, 3 of my friends i went to this campsite where these guys we really did'nt like were camping! when you got out there you had to park at the bottom of this hill then walk a mile to the campsite! one of the guys out there, we really dispised! so when we got to the bottom of the hill we decided to take his chevette,flatten all its tires,then pick it up and turn in between a bunch of trees! the only to get it out was pick it up and carry it out! well come to find out the next monday at school, they had to get a chainsaw to cut down the trees around his car just to get it out! we still laugh about it to this day! he never did find out it was us either! ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 211 |
I got a good one! I did this just last december, I,m still a kid at heart. Anyway I work in an office with pretty strict dress codes. i.e. everyone in suits. On a friday morning I got my friend to be on lookout for me while I covered all the toilets with saran wrap. Therefore someone goes to take a shit and it basically gets stuck between there ass and the wrap. We did it on a friday since we figured alot of guys would have the runs due to the thursday night drinking. We knew it worked because no-one said anything about it. If it didn't work we would of heard someone say "some jackass put saran wrap on the toilet! good thing i caught it" But since no-one said anything it was most likely due to some poor fuckers shiting on the legs and shit! Another time we were in this bar a few years back and i ordere eight or nine drinks for me and a buddy, we noticeds that half of them would get stolen when we turned around. So we ordered a bunch more and in one of the drinks put four hits of acid and made that drink the easiest to steal. My friend stood across the bar and watched when i turned around some fucker stole the drink with the acid. We watched him for a while but we didn't notice anything, but i'm sur he evenually got fucked up! Bootyshaker | ||
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Freak
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senior yr in high school, we were partying at a friends house. there a guy there who wasnt in our click but we let him stay, not without fuk'n with him alot though. well we got drunk as shit and he passed out outside. we all pissed on him and drug him over to a neighbors house and threw him on the front porch, and rang the door bell. hehehe, still cracks me up. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 594 |
shhhhhhhh, I've been lying this whole time to my husband, I had a sex change operation years back and I am really KartDick69...wait til he finds out...I beat you all..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....j/k ------------------ [This message has been edited by kartchick83 (edited March 09, 2001).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2305 |
I've done meaner, but the most recent thing was I stuck a "kick me" post-it note on my co-workers back...didnt last too long cause I was laughing so hard. She took it way too personally...I dont ususally play jokes that I couldnt laugh at if it happened to me. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
freshman year in college, my roommate was Jewish.. I was/am pretty good friends with him, and he always used my computer to get on the net and whatever.. so one day, while he was at class, I went to a white power website and got a nazi flag with a swastika on it and made it my computer's wallpaper, so when he turned on my computer when he got home that's the first thing he saw.. I knew he would be mad, but I didn't think it would be that big of a deal.. well, he was pissed, but as it turns out, his parents are like really really old and were actually *in the holocaust*... I can't even tell you how horrible I felt once he told me that... but hey, we're still good friends  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
Got one that'll blow you away here! LOL Had some real assholes for neighbors and one day I had the baby monitor on so I could read and listen if my daughter was crying......and all of a sudden I was picking up a conversation from the cellphone of my neighbor across the street! LOL Come to find out.....this guy was banging his next door neighbors wife! He worked third shift and came home and boned this guy's old lady after he left for work. Normally I would've laughed it off, but since this guy was a total prick, and I know for a fact that he poisoned my sheltie collie, my wife and I decided to mail his wife a letter from a "supposed" girlfriend. LOL And we stood there in our living room and watched her "dog him" right there in their front yard with the letter in hand. Several months passed and there was an opportune time when my wife and I were in the presence of both of these couples.......and I was kinda in the mood to start some shit.....and once I got this guy arguing with me......I blurted out...."That's okay.....at least I don't come home and screw my neighbor's wife after he's gone"! LOL OH MAN......you talk about the shit hitting the fan......I finally bought another house and moved away from all of the insanity....but stayed in touch with another couple in the neighborhood.....and sure enough, all of the couples finally split up. I realize this was cruel, but this asshole really deserved it......he poisoned my sheltie. There you have........Life and Times in Suburbia USA! LOL delts2 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1335 |
i use to shoot peopel with a bb gun all the time but the meanest thing i have ever done was last year on my buddies birthday me and a few friends went to the store and bought some gay porn and cut out all the pictures from the 10 mags and taped them all over his car and his gf saw and freaked out,it was teh funniest/meanest thing ive done ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." "Its not when you die its how you live" http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 792 |
this is prolly the meanest/nastiest..at lunch i spit dip spit in my friends coke..the whole table couldnt stop laughing as he finished that bad boy off and had no clue as to why were laughing | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1335 |
Dip Spit? ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." "Its not when you die its how you live" http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1265 |
i killedmy girlfriends cat and shoved it in her mailbox ------------------ "I used to be a diabetic 'till i kicked it." "May all of your showers be golden." - Jerri Blank "I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed...really hard." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 792 |
chewless tobacco spit? skoal, kodiak? its a southern thang | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 158 |
Well, one time I put all of my girl friends "toys" out on the coffee table because the carpet cleaner's were comming that day and I thought I would embarass her in front of them as she was gonna come home on her lunch break to open the door for them. Well I guess she did'nt see them on the coffee table because when I got home in the afternoon her kids had them out on the driveway and were playing catch with the neighbor kids with this "BIG FAT RUBBER DILLDOE" the funny thing is I was allways telling her that she did'nt watch her kids well enough
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 466 |
Once when I was really young I put a whole ton of ketchup in one of my Fathers dress shoes on April fools. ------------------ |
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