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 Explain some of the stupidest ways you've been injured
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 166 |
I was in the gym locker room bending down to pick up my pants and did something to my back that made it kill for like a week. Just by bending down.    | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 556 |
I sneezed and threw my back out for a week, now that was rediculous... ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 712 |
Drilled the steering wheel with my face at 110+(state police estimate) when I hit the tree while drunk driving. MustangLX 5.0 | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 166 |
Ow, now that smarts...... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 556 |
Here's another: Right before my 26th birthday my husband, myself and a few of our friends were outside the townhouses we use to live at. He picked me up on his shoulders and was carrying me around. Well, he decided to be "funny" and act like he was going to throw me in the dumpster. That fucking thing was nasty, so without thinking I kicked off of it with my left foot and down we went. I don't remember too much after that except being in an ambulance and an IV in my arm. It turned out that when I fell I hit my head on the corner of a concrete slab, my husband caught half of my head with his hand (thank God). He thought I was dead or broke my neck. The neighbors said he was yelling at the top of his lungs for someone to get help. I was knocked out and bleeding from the nose, head & mouth. I had two fucking black eyes and a huge nose for weeks, I refused to leave the house. I have not gone near a dumpster or gotten on his shoulders since. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 691 |
After a great day snowboarding we hit the bar's in the village before heading home. While waiting at the bustop, snowboard in hand and a stomach full of fine ale, i spotted an awesome little kicker near the side of the rode, so i climbed the embankment (about 20 ft) and rode it down perfect hitting the kicker, i was so stoked as was my friend who insisted i do it again to take a photo, so i climbed up again, strapped in and rode down hitting the kicker and tring for a 360 ,landing on my shoulder and concrete instantly disl;ocatong the shoulder. I couldnt board for about 3 weeks(which really sucks when u work on a moauntin, and have since popped the shoulder out about 5 times in the last year due to the initial injury. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1015 |
Was doing power cleans and some idiot walked so dangerously close to me that if I would have continued with the movement as I was supposed to, I would have smacked him in the face. I tried to abort in mid-clean and ended up doing something to my back which lasted a little over a week. 100% healed now, but next time something like that happens SOMEONE IS GETTING '45' TATTOOED TO HIS HEAD! -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 556 |
Well barney, did he get the picture? j/k I know that had to hurt like a bitch... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 803 |
when I was little, I jumped off the roof of a three story house b/c "everybody else was doing it" - except not everyone else landed on the sidewalk. broke most of the bones in my left foot - what is funny is that is my good leg, the other is pretty shot from running injuries. also tried to get hit by a train once and got a wee bit fucked up in the process. that was pretty fucking stupid. when I first moved to Rochester, I had never climbed up nor down a rope before - we had to climb up to the top of our gym every day in gym class. well, I got up there, and then slid down. once I got down, I couldn't open my hands and had no skin left on them. that was stupid. I played football my freshman year of HS, one of the guys on my team didn't like me b/c I had written my name on my helmet like we were supposed to, but it so happens that my name is very similar to a famous pro football player, or at least the first initial combined with the last name - this pissed him off and he stomped on my foot with cleats on and broke three toes. and then many many drunken misshaps. ------------------ Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for a lifetime. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 691 |
after 15 minutes of people at the busstop trying to pop it back into place we decided to grab a taxi and go to the emergency ward, the doc was very good and layed me down and popped it back in which was the biggest relief ive ever felt. So half an hour later i leave the hospital with an extra $250 on my credit card and turn jokingly to my friend "tell me you got the shot?" she just looked at me and instantly frowned and started "i'm sooooooo sorry....." i swear i could have killed her then and there kartchick. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 230 |
I'm with Happy (much better than assplow by the way) when I was a kid, I had thought I might fly like superman or something. So I jump off the swingset and learn a lesson about gravity while breaking my right collarbone. Then later on, and a little wiser I go skiing for the first time, take a jump, get my right ski caught in the snow just before takeoff, and go summersaulting in the air. Well I land on my shoulder breaking my right collarbone (do you see a theme developing?). Then later on, I'm mountain biking at Lutsen Mountain on the north shore of Minnesota, swerve to miss a big rock, lose control, run right into a stump, flip the bike, land on my shoulder and guess what? You got it, broke my right collarbone. Believe it or not, it's healed up each time although I think the bone is a little shorter. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1086 |
I jumped off a slide face first, and broke both my arms, and both my wrists.. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 532 |
Yesterday i was doing incline dumbel presses.. i was bringing the weight down, and i lost contro and 95lbs landes on my left testicle.... couldnt move for half an hour and it still fucking hurts | ||
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Novice 
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I have free wieghts in my bedroom, so when I cant make it to the gym I use that stuff. I always stub my feet on that shit. Always. The other day I stubbed my feet, then proceeded to trip and fall and on my stack of plates and my dog. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 669 |
Broke my foot jumping rope dont ask me how. Gave myself a broken nose shooting a sawed off 410 with some huge rifle shell my buddy made think he put black power in the shells because it came out of my hands and hit me so hard I thought it blew up in my face. But I did fuck the target up. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 39 |
my buddy had a 410 sawed off with a handgrip gave it to me to shoot i held it to my face like shooting a rifle well it tko'ed me on the chin after getting up semi concious off the ground it looked liked my chin was growing a small ass on it....lol | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3609 |
4 years ago I was choping wood and almost sliced my hand in two from the base of my index finger to the base of my thumb. (left hand). I was luck to lose only two pints of blood and had a great plastic surgeon who operated on me. I got over 70 stitches in my left hand...looks tough as hell. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 111 |
Walked into the women's bathroom at a bar one night, not knowing a catfight was going on inside and had a woman thrown into me as i entered. Caught me by surprise and I tried to grab her to stop her from falling and knocking me down in the process. Ended up getting shoved and smashing my face the corner of a condom machine on the wall. Ended up with a black eye and bad cut on my cheek from the metal corner. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 345 |
i was trying to hit a fly with a newspaper and it landed on my crotch...doh! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2328 |
Jumped out of a tree when I was young, sprained all my toes in my foot. I tried to wall ride on my skateboard and I knocked myself out and had to go in an ambulance to the hospital and stay the night. I was riding my bike when I was like 7 and I was standing on the cross bar like pee wee herman and I rode right into the back of a parked Gremlin. Just got skinned up real bad. ------------------ |
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