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Olympian 
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Anyone going to speak up? I think I'd like to grudge fuck Warik. I think I'd like to get fucked by Buck and possibly (not sure) by MP5 (but, they're straight!) Oh yeah, Steelheart would be a good lay too. I think I'd like to fuck Silvio and JohnnyO. I think I'd like to get raped by Bull69, Freak Daddy, and Jay2.
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 821 |
I'm sure FreakDaddy, BigBuck and MP5 would (not) enjoy that......lol...funny picture it would make though...lol Well, being as I'm a "whore, I guess I'd fuck anybody on here....but, really, there are a few I'd enjoy being horizontal with.....or even just meet and go gymin with... | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2335 |
I've got a very jealous piece o'tail, but my favorite guys in looks are: (not necessarily in this order) | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1770 |
Good one Kat! Add the Moderator to my list as well. As I remember, he thought I had a very pretty mouth.  As for the Captain, he's into she-males. Too freaky for me. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1034 |
quote: God damn you. I clicked on the topic without looking at the poster's name and then suddenly it was too late. Ugh -Warik | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2278 |
djane.... but it would be "making love" unless i was just poppin horny mad...
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Guru     
Posts: 5667 |
Slickass's bum-bum ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1770 |
Well Warik - maybe you'll think twice before you write that I've kidnapped JohnnyO! Don't worry, when it happens, it'll only hurt the first time, and like the shame, the pain will go away. Lova ya, ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1435 |
Badkins, Big Buck, Special Bill, Silvio......I know there's more. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
lol@Warik I'm still trying to decide who's the least assholio guy on here.....alot of you are good looking, but, to fuck....I dunno... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1714 |
Slickassbiatch Kat Onekikasswoman MAY10101 Ill try you out!  What about that huge bodybuilder woman that was on here a while back ago? Yeah Ill do her! ------------------ [This message has been edited by Steelheart (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
run Warik, while you still have time and your pants are still on!! | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1770 |
Where's the love for May1010? No one wants to fuck me? I'm not that bossy of a bottom. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 239 |
At least he spelled your name right! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1034 |
quote: WELL I HOPE YOU'VE LEFT ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!!!! sorry... I was suddenly overcome with the uncontrollable urge to quote Arnold. You know those kinds of goals and hopes that people set for themselves knowing that they will never achieve, but they still set them anyway and continue for the rest of their lives on the futile quest of accomplishing them? Congratulations! You've found yours. Yer pal, ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: LMAO, Kikass, my guts are killing me today, so stop-it or at least take it easy..hahahahahahahaaaaa.ohohohohoooo my abs... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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LOL @ onekik...they don't need to be nice to be good in bed...I don't think. I'm not sure though. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1839 |
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i want to have Sloppy stuck in my bum-bum | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1034 |
quote: No need to run. I'm safe in my room and there are bars on every entrance to the house... and I can beat May up. =) -Warik | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1770 |
quote: Hey baby, when the lights are off and I'm laying on my stomach, I'm just as good as a girl. he he he he he he he I'm fucking hilarious today!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
Good as a girl eh??? LMAO, you have lost it man, get in out of the heat.....sooo funny.. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2335 |
May is a parody of himself. You forgot me MP5, but Iwouldn't want to fuck me either | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2330 |
Damn, i did forget you, you are a hottie. I like small chicks. and Kartchick...I would keep you more than satisfied seeing as how you don't usually get any...Ahhh to dream a yummy mummy. ------------------ [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1666 |
you humble me may1010! maybe i would rape your mouth, well on second thought, nah! i still like you though! ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 733 |
Like to fuck tnheygirl. No offence I know your are married. Aslo would not kick SG out of bed. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 166 |
The only girl I have ever seen a pic of on this board is kartchick, just her face, but I'd fuck her just on cute face alone...and I guess bikinimom too definately if those are her pics she has in her posts sometimes...I cant say for any other girl cause I haven't seen any pics. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
Ya, I think ur right, Kat..in that case Capt. is my 1st choice......then SS..but, since SS never answers me anymore, fuck him....No insult to the Capt., but, you are the biggest asshole, but, yet, the best In light of MP5's warming up to me, here's what I have to say to you, MP5...you gotta kiss my ass abit more then I'll decide if I want you or not...... Big Buck FreakDaddy E2 TD Wodin Cleaner PureSpeed MM there is more.... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2330 |
 Can I atleast watch you flick your bean?------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1435 |
I would LOVE to fuck you May....but I have to get you drunk first if I want that to happen. I like challenges I've also always wanted to get on JohnnyO and he knows it! All the men at the Doghouse are worthy of me. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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HA! At least I was mentioned once...and Sailor_Girl knows she'd be my first choice, too... Although bikinimom is 1000% hot, the age thing would be a bit odd...I'm only 19... IF--AND I REPEAT IF--I had to do a guy, and I mean gun to my head, I guess it would be May...had to boost your confidence there a little my flaming friend, lol!! Blackhaus would be 2nd...being that she is a lot closer to my age, too...and not that Decaman wouldn't stomp my ass, hehe... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
Mp5, stop saying that.....you're making me melt...... Are you pouting? I'd like it if you were....bat your eyes too.... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2330 |
Yeah, i am pouting. I am soo damn horny lately I cannot stand it. And I have a visual of you in my mind. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 239 |
I may get into trouble for this, but: Slick | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1661 |
Where is johhny O? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 733 |
Dont feel bad may1010 if I were gay it would be you and JhonnyO both good looking guys but am soooooooo not gay. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 332 |
Make me # 3 in line for the Captain! Gosh, You sure are a hot item... [This message has been edited by luv2workout (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2330 |
Ummm GLP, you are scaring me. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 136 |
i would have to go with: SLICK!!!! iF those were pics of her that she had posted she would be the one. of course it wouldnt be a fuck (unless thats what she wants) it would get done right. i love the athletic look in a chick. SLICKASSBIATCH---WHY DONT YOU POST SOME PICS AGAIN---JUST TO REFRESH MY MEMORY. PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
well, luv2workout, I would bet you'd be Capt. 1st choice, from how hot he says you are....although I've never seen pics, so, I dunno... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 386 |
Hell- I can have a fantasy as good as the next married lady.... Not in any special order: Special Billy, Havoc, Thick Dog, Rotty, Wodin, Cleaner, Cappy, May1010(cuz he'd be a challenge),Freak Daddy,Gil,,MP5( cuz he needs a fat chick once(lol),the list could go on and on and on and on.....hehehe AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: CURRY- Cuz he's a hottie! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
I'd have to say that young piece of meat out there in Colorado, Frackal!!!mmmmm goood, I'd sop him up with a KFC biscuit! Ok MP5, while I'm at it I may as well get ahold of your ass too...like you said, older lady=dirty in the sack... Besides you need to know what it's like to have this 123# 5'6" size 7 ass on your face...oh, my God, I can't believe I jsut typed that  . Frackal, get it ready boy, forget messin' with those mormons and witnesses ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
Slick, so sweet of you. It looks like your first pick every guys list...I cant remember exactly what you look like - dont you have long, straight brown hair?? Yes, post your pics again! By the way, where the hell is the captain??? | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1770 |
JohnnyO, I think if we get GLP, Badkins, and Freak Daddy drunk, we'd be very popular.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
Alright! I got my name mentioned, or my former name. granted it was by a gay guy - but its a start. so if anyone recalls my post about the hot girl - I now have her number and in theory should call her, but now I'm being a dumbass. I have no problem talking face to face with someone, but I'm literally retarded on the phone... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 120 |
Gheez, not to sound picky... but I'll take ANY willing participant | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
HappyScrappy/Assplow: I'd fuck ya and before I did, I would have to meet your friend who thinks he can get all the chics over you. I would let him know face2face that I pick you over him any day How do ya like them apples?So call her...what are you waiting for??? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 303 |
Bunny. That's about it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
quote: Damn, and that pic was horrible, it was meant for GLP when he pissed me off/got over that pretty quick, one day I'll post another...thanks anyways ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
kartchic69, I'm flattered that you'd fuck me as for why I'm not calling her... I told you, I'm retarded on the phone. in person, I can read visual cues, but over the phone, I seriously am worthless, I think I have a borderline phobia of it. I don't call anyone and I don't answer my home phone. I'll only answer my cell phone if it is someone I know (it has caller ID). ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 587 |
I'm crushed. NOBODY wants to sleep with me? Not even that hussy May?! He wants to sleep with everyone! OK, I'm done sulking now. Sulking gives me wrinkles and we'll have none of that! Assplow, Can you send her an e-mail? That way you don't have to sond brillian on the phone and you can see about hooking up in person. [This message has been edited by latona (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
Happy (I just can't call you assplow anymore) anyways, don't call her yet. We don't want you to sound like a mental patient. This sounds even more retarded, but you are alone correct? Practice talking in the phone, act like you are having a conversation with her, no one will see you!! Figure out what you will say, what kind of questions you will ask. Hell, just call and ask her out for one night this weekend. Isn't there a party this weekend or next? Find out about that....Just practice, you'll get it. BTW how old are you if you don't mind? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 107 |
BIKINI MOM!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 303 |
Happy, Does Cyrano de Bergerac ring a bell, so to speak? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
hee hee - this thread is deteriorating into dating advice for me... I rule. yeah, I'm alone in my apartment, and I can talk to myself all I want, or sing little songs. I understand the basic premise of talking on the phone, but I really can't do it - the same way some people freak out in certain situations, I can't do the phone. you could put me into an auditorium full of 10,000 people and I could talk to them all up on stage looking out - no qualms (I've done it before), but have me call anyone of them and I can't do it. kartchic, I'm only 24. and yeah, we were supposed to meet up at a club this weekend, but now my friend is backing out, so I have to resolve this on my own. what is funny is that the hot secretary where I work heard I was goin gto this club and she said if her mom's flight can't come in b/c of the storm, then she'll go too... when it rains, it pours. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
quote: yeah, I guess I do have a big nose ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1435 |
I want the glory of fucking George Spellwin himself! ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1770 |
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 690 |
Damn I didn't get 1 fucking vote! JohnnyO | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
quote: Yeh you did heygirl...I found it...& I've had 4 glasses of wine, what about you?
[This message has been edited by kartchick83 (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 717 |
Bikinimom but I'd need her for a whole weekend. I would cover all the bases in and out of sex. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2029 |
Ass Luv2workout Kat Kikass Vag MOUTH ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 690 |
I want to see a pict of the 1 guy who voted or me! I also want to see new picts of slick it has been months since any pict updates. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 717 |
tnheygirl, jesus, between those abs and those legs, you'd get more than my vote. Bud Light, weed and that body. Wow, neither of us would walk out of there. [This message has been edited by Kahn (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 875 |
quote: have you seen her face? she is HOT too. the body is good, but she's got the whole package. ------------------ Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for a lifetime. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 717 |
Is there someplace that I can see her face? The whole pkg preferrably! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 544 |
do a search , I know this is not the anabolics board | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 875 |
I saw it on the boards a couple of times, she is on the phone I think in it. ------------------ Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for a lifetime. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 690 |
Thanks! Nothing like a little begging to get some votes!lol I took down all my face picts. I think. Damn scrappy you got a good memory! [This message has been edited by tnheygirl (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 544 |
even the one with the IG's big head? I liked that one | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 875 |
I can remember cute girl's faces especially well phone numbers, laundry - I forget that stuff, but girls, no prob ------------------ Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for a lifetime. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 803 |
I'd go for Blackhaus1... hmmmmm... ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 987 |
The Captain in his sweet shaven ass! Then in second place Lisa.....ofcourse. ------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1465 |
i'm gonna have to agree that tnheygirlie is a total honey and gets my vote. However, hands down I would have to say that I am most taken by Heather Darling. She has that womanly way about her and you just want to take her home and have her beat you while you laugh. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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quote: Your grammer is atrocious. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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There are without a doubt a bunch of babes on here I would love to do the horizontal bob with for a long time! Off the top... |
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