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Big Buck

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posted March 08, 2001 02:07 PM

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18 Wheeler: When a hoe looks like an 18-wheeler ran over her face. Worse than busted.

3rd or 4th Hoe Syndrome: A condition of Big Buck's that leads him to believe that a new hoe is different and he "really likes this one." Usually lasts for 2 to 3 days.

86: To ditch a hoe. Read as 8-6, same as "Abort the mission."

Bacon: A fat hoe. Usually associated with the phrase "Say Oink! C'mon, say Oink!"

Bitch: A hoe.

Busted: When ugly just can't describe a hoe.
Worse than a non-rate.

CB: Short for cockblock. Sometimes called "Charlie Brown."

Club 24/7: The staging point for most Horsemen excursions and missions.

Cockblock: To steal a hoe from someone currently trying to holla at her. Cockblocker n.

Darth Maul Saber Sword: A double Saber Sword that is used for major cockblocking, sometimes on more than one hoe.

DFO: Used by 3 of the Horsemen to indicate a hoe that they wouldn't touch but think Diesel would.

Dignitary: A male that associates with the Horsemen on a regular basis and aids and assists the Horsemen in their excursions. Requires a unianimous vote by all four Horsemen to be declared a 'Dignitary' or to be terminated from 'Dignitary' status.

Dog-Faced Gremlin: An extremely heinous hoe.

Double Darth Maul Saber Sword: A double Darth Maul Saber Sword that is used for cockblocking at a distance, the idea being it is thrown as a boomerang. It is shaped like a cross and is neon purple (according to Sif).

Field: Collectively, the future hoes and projects that a Horseman is working on.

Girlfriend: A Horseman's main hoe.

Girlfriend Syndrome: When a Horsemen acquires a girlfriend that he "really cares about" right before he leaves San Diego.

Jocking: When a hoe is all over a Horseman. Almost definitely going to get laid. Same as sweating.
Hater: Any scrub that (1) CB's on a Horseman, (2) puts down a Horseman, (3) tries to fight a Horseman, (4) tries to show up a Horseman.

Hoe: Any female. Also known as a trick, a slut, or a bitch.

Horseman: One of the Four Horsemen, a group of guys in San Diego dedicated to clubbing, drinking, pimping, and kegs at the beach.

Hotel: All hoes that have been fucked by more than one of the Horsemen.

Like no!: Opposite of Black Rob's "Like Whoa!" Used to indicate a negative response.

Mission: Any attempt to get with a hoe, whether it be a project or an operation.

Non-rate: A hoe that a Horsemen doesn't care to talk to. Opposite of talent.

Operation: A hoe that is being slept with by a Horsemen. Said to be in a Horsemen's stable.

OPLAN: A number of hoes which are projects and/or operations that two or more Horsemen are working on.

Ostrich-ize, Ostrichsize, or Ostrisize: To bury one's head in the sand (as ostrichs' do) for the purpose of 'getting run up in.'

Pasture: Collectively, the old projects and operations that a Horseman was involved with.

Project: A hoe that has not been slept with by a Horsemen. Said to be in a Horsemen's field.

Puppy Dogs & Ice Cream: This is what a Horseman is said to be talking to a hoe about when he's being a 'nice guy' and thus, won't get laid.

Raid Bomb: Something done to clear the cockroaches from the club.

Raw: Having sex without protection.

Saber Sword: When someone uses this they are cockblocking. a.k.a. CB Saber Sword

Sausage Party: When there are too many guys at a club/party.

Scrub: A guy with an ego even though he has nothing (i.e. front). A scrub is not worthy of hanging out with the Horsemen. Non-inclusive examples include: an ugly dude, someone that hates on the Horsemen, a guy that can't dance that thinks he can, a goofy dude with a hot chick, a guy with his shirt off that (1) thinks he's big or (2) needs to get rid of his gut first, a Horsemen wannabe, and a guy that talks about a subject when he doesn't know anything.

Shotgun: Anytime a good-looking hoe disses a scrub or when a non-rate gets shot down by a Horseman.

Slump: Going without sex for a long time (varies, could be 2 to 3 days or 2 to 3 months).

Slumpbuster: A hoe that is used to break a slump and then generally disregarded.

Slut: A hoe.

Stable: The current hoes and operations that a Horseman is involved with. Similar to a harem.

Support: A female that associates with the Horsemen on a regular basis and aids and assists the Horsemen in their excursions. Requires a unianimous vote by all four Horsemen to be declared 'Support' or to be terminated from 'Support' status.

Sweating: When a hoe is all over a Horseman. Almost definitely going to get laid. Same as jocking.

Talent: A bad-ass hoe. Opposite of non-rate. If a club has "no talent," there are no good looking hoes.

"This is what you have been trained for, make your country proud.": Used to inspire a Horsemen to approach a hoe or to provide wingman assistance.

Trick: A hoe.

TrickMaster: One that plays hoes (i.e. one of the Horsemen).

Untouchable: A hoe so atrocious that she can't be looked at or has had sex with some nasty scrub.

What up?!: Standard greeting of the Horsemen.

Wingman: When a Horseman requires another Horseman (or Horsemen) to help him with two or more hoes.

"Women": A hoe that either is a dude or looks like a dude.

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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted March 08, 2001 02:12 PM

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Hoe: Any female. Also known as a trick, a slut, or a bitch.


lmfao


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Badkins21

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posted March 08, 2001 02:17 PM

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HOLY F*CKING SH*T BATMAN, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I'VE EVER SEEN--WELL, "IT'S" FUNNY, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE IT ALL DOWN IS THE BEST PART!!

I'M LMFAO@ALL OF IT!!

I HOPE THE NEWEST 21 YEAR OLD HORSEMAN GETS LUCKY TONIGHT, LOL!!

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Moderator

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posted March 08, 2001 02:21 PM

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Big Fuck dats some funny shyt yo.... you know dem hoez be jockin n sweatin for a ride wit da Moderatuh

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Big Buck

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posted March 08, 2001 02:25 PM

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Badkins and Mod-I didn't take the time to write that out, I cut and pasted from out horsemen website. It's in the dicionary section of our website.

[This message has been edited by Big Buck (edited March 08, 2001).]


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Gilbyag

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posted March 08, 2001 02:30 PM

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give'n away the secret lingo is ya... hehehe.


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Thick dog

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posted March 08, 2001 02:30 PM

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How true that is. No pimp should leave home without that dictionary...


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Big Buck

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posted March 08, 2001 02:35 PM

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we also have hand signals, just in case you're across the club and can't talk. Like if you're about to get in a fight, u grap your wrist and hold it in the air, and all the other horsemen will be there for back-up.


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TxCollegeguy

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posted March 08, 2001 02:41 PM

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LOL...funny shit...Reminds me of my highschool days of being in the W.G.P
and no it doesn't stand for we get penis


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