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Author | Topic: Horsemen Vocab.....this is funny.....this should offend somebody!!! | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2318 |
18 Wheeler: When a hoe looks like an 18-wheeler ran over her face. Worse than busted. 3rd or 4th Hoe Syndrome: A condition of Big Buck's that leads him to believe that a new hoe is different and he "really likes this one." Usually lasts for 2 to 3 days. 86: To ditch a hoe. Read as 8-6, same as "Abort the mission." Bacon: A fat hoe. Usually associated with the phrase "Say Oink! C'mon, say Oink!" Bitch: A hoe. Busted: When ugly just can't describe a hoe. Club 24/7: The staging point for most Horsemen excursions and missions. Cockblock: To steal a hoe from someone currently trying to holla at her. Cockblocker n. Darth Maul Saber Sword: A double Saber Sword that is used for major cockblocking, sometimes on more than one hoe. DFO: Used by 3 of the Horsemen to indicate a hoe that they wouldn't touch but think Diesel would. Dignitary: A male that associates with the Horsemen on a regular basis and aids and assists the Horsemen in their excursions. Requires a unianimous vote by all four Horsemen to be declared a 'Dignitary' or to be terminated from 'Dignitary' status. Field: Collectively, the future hoes and projects that a Horseman is working on. Girlfriend Syndrome: When a Horsemen acquires a girlfriend that he "really cares about" right before he leaves San Diego. Jocking: When a hoe is all over a Horseman. Almost definitely going to get laid. Same as sweating. Horseman: One of the Four Horsemen, a group of guys in San Diego dedicated to clubbing, drinking, pimping, and kegs at the beach. Hotel: All hoes that have been fucked by more than one of the Horsemen. Like no!: Opposite of Black Rob's "Like Whoa!" Used to indicate a negative response. Operation: A hoe that is being slept with by a Horsemen. Said to be in a Horsemen's stable. OPLAN: A number of hoes which are projects and/or operations that two or more Horsemen are working on. Ostrich-ize, Ostrichsize, or Ostrisize: To bury one's head in the sand (as ostrichs' do) for the purpose of 'getting run up in.' Pasture: Collectively, the old projects and operations that a Horseman was involved with. Project: A hoe that has not been slept with by a Horsemen. Said to be in a Horsemen's field. Raid Bomb: Something done to clear the cockroaches from the club. Raw: Having sex without protection. Saber Sword: When someone uses this they are cockblocking. a.k.a. CB Saber Sword Sausage Party: When there are too many guys at a club/party. Scrub: A guy with an ego even though he has nothing (i.e. front). A scrub is not worthy of hanging out with the Horsemen. Non-inclusive examples include: an ugly dude, someone that hates on the Horsemen, a guy that can't dance that thinks he can, a goofy dude with a hot chick, a guy with his shirt off that (1) thinks he's big or (2) needs to get rid of his gut first, a Horsemen wannabe, and a guy that talks about a subject when he doesn't know anything. Shotgun: Anytime a good-looking hoe disses a scrub or when a non-rate gets shot down by a Horseman. Slump: Going without sex for a long time (varies, could be 2 to 3 days or 2 to 3 months). Slumpbuster: A hoe that is used to break a slump and then generally disregarded. Slut: A hoe. Stable: The current hoes and operations that a Horseman is involved with. Similar to a harem. Support: A female that associates with the Horsemen on a regular basis and aids and assists the Horsemen in their excursions. Requires a unianimous vote by all four Horsemen to be declared 'Support' or to be terminated from 'Support' status. Sweating: When a hoe is all over a Horseman. Almost definitely going to get laid. Same as jocking. Talent: A bad-ass hoe. Opposite of non-rate. If a club has "no talent," there are no good looking hoes. "This is what you have been trained for, make your country proud.": Used to inspire a Horsemen to approach a hoe or to provide wingman assistance. Trick: A hoe. TrickMaster: One that plays hoes (i.e. one of the Horsemen). Untouchable: A hoe so atrocious that she can't be looked at or has had sex with some nasty scrub. What up?!: Standard greeting of the Horsemen. Wingman: When a Horseman requires another Horseman (or Horsemen) to help him with two or more hoes. "Women": A hoe that either is a dude or looks like a dude. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 756 |
Hoe: Any female. Also known as a trick, a slut, or a bitch.
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Olympian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1989 |
HOLY F*CKING SH*T BATMAN, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I'VE EVER SEEN--WELL, "IT'S" FUNNY, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE IT ALL DOWN IS THE BEST PART!! I'M LMFAO@ALL OF IT!! I HOPE THE NEWEST 21 YEAR OLD HORSEMAN GETS LUCKY TONIGHT, LOL!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 393 |
Big Fuck dats some funny shyt yo.... you know dem hoez be jockin n sweatin for a ride wit da Moderatuh ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2318 |
Badkins and Mod-I didn't take the time to write that out, I cut and pasted from out horsemen website. It's in the dicionary section of our website. [This message has been edited by Big Buck (edited March 08, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2293 |
give'n away the secret lingo is ya... hehehe. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3435 |
How true that is. No pimp should leave home without that dictionary... ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2318 |
we also have hand signals, just in case you're across the club and can't talk. Like if you're about to get in a fight, u grap your wrist and hold it in the air, and all the other horsemen will be there for back-up. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1264 |
LOL...funny shit...Reminds me of my highschool days of being in the W.G.P and no it doesn't stand for we get penis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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