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 This client was hotttttt..I mean he was on fire...whewwww
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Did an inspection for this guy from South Africa thismorning...He sounded really cool on the phone and in person, OMG!!!! Aprox. 6'3" built like a brick shit house, had to be at least 250#. Oh those arms.....Anyways, as most of you know, I am a home inspector..he heard me ask my Dad where my "tweeker" was, (a devise to test electrical outlets) and he asked what it was. When I found it I showed him and he said, "well, now I have seen your tweeker, anything else you'd like to show me?" with his incredible accent no less. My Dad almost fell off his ladder. God, I hate working with my Dad...He conveniently left his checkbook at his office  , I am delivering the report myself & picking up a check instead of having the runner do it tomorrow...hehehehehe...Ok, I'm married, I know, I know, I know....But daaaaayamn he was soooooo hot...I gotta get one more looksie. He works out at my gym too!!! Just had to post this and get it out of my system, this is just such a switch, most of the time our clients are not this perfect, my Dad swore he was gay, what a dumbass....I wonder if he is going to be in South Florida at the end of the month.j/k  ------------------     | ||
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Freak 
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is it cold in there or are your nips always like that... hehehe  | ||
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Cool Novice 
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Me confused, Cornholio was not in Florida today... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1432 |
how come every single time i still spend about 30 seconds staring at your dancing chick even though i've seen it like 100 times? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
Holy shit, the motherfucker just called...he asked what time I was coming by in the morning and if lunch would be better...ohhhhhhh godddddd....I told him I would be there around 10:00. I couldn't quite tell if he was talking about going to lunch or what, probably not, just my goofy imagination. The accent thing threw me off. He asked who he needs to make the check out too, blah, blah, blah...and then, "ok, (my name) I look forward to seeing you then...." That's another thing, today he kept saying my name before he spoke to me and in the middle of sentances, it was (------) this, (------) that...I loved it, he says it with such ummmph. hehehehe BTW, yes it is cold in here Gilly.. & Cornholio, damn, I was hoping that was you... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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You have indeed seen me b-4 my fly-gurl. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
quote: Oh, God, really? I was afraid of something like this happening....I'm changing my name  hehehehe& Supersizeme, it's ok, you go ahead and keep staring..... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Just curious KC. If he was going to be in Florida for that little vacation of yours... what would you do with him? I know you're married, but would you hang out with him and just have a good time, go have a few drinks, have a little touchy feely; or have some sex? I'm just wondering what you would do. I'm not married, came REAL close once, lived with her, had a kid with her, pretty much married, just didn't have paperwork. In the three years we were together, the only thing I ever did was get a blow job about two months before we split up. I hadn't gotten shit from her in a long time, there was this little 18 year old chic that wanted my boner, so I gave it to her. I felt pretty bad the next time my ex went down on me. It was also very exciting having another chic touch me since it was just the same for three years. So... would you actually do anything? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
Crazy1: actually, no I would not...I don't think I am going to South Florida to be by myself, so if he did show up I would of course be shitting my bikini (ewwww). As for you, I'm glad you atleast felt bad after your 18 yr. old fuck buddy. Hey, if she aint' givin' it up, well then.... I am going to catch shit for that one... Really, no I wouldn't cheat on my husband. I am a good girl!!! or I play it off that way. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 454 |
Then why are you teasing him and leading him on? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2280 |
KC, learn from my mistakes.... & do NOT type another word about this People "assume" too much here. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
quote: Pardon me John, but who exactly am I teasing? All I said was the guy was hot and he is, he was flirting with me, not the other way around...I don't think delivering a report to him is leading him on in any way. The only people who know that I even gave this guy a second thought is me and you all....If you think otherwise let me know, because if that is leading someone on I am really in deep shit....& I am surprised my door isn't busted down....
[This message has been edited by kartchick83 (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
quote: Point taken, this is a fucking chat board & if people want to take EVERYTHING I say literally then go piss up a rope, I have a little more substance than that...Thanks DLady27 Is this what you all want to hear,"I never look at men, blah, blah, blah, I think all men are scum except for my husband blee, blee, blah, blah, I am putting blinders on for the rest of my God given life and keeping tunnel vision only?" Fuck that.... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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quote: Looks like leading him on to me. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 79 |
Nothing wrong with that KC, nothing at all. -- And I hope I wasn't coming across as an asshole, I just wanted to know if you'd like some fresh meat in ya, that's all. Nothing wrong with looking at someone and acknowleding the fact that he made you wet. It's cool. -- | ||
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Mutant  
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So you going to get some or what? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
If, me delivering a report is leading someone on, then the old lady that I saw last night should be rubbing one out by now. I stayed and had a peice of cake that she made and tea while I went over the report with her...Oh my God..maybe I should call her and explain that I am really not that interested. Besides, if I want to go then I will. How the fuck would he know the difference, he doesn't know I have a runner. & I'll save $10 by doing it myself.HA! BTW the real reason for me going, if you must know, I am picking up a handicap toilet chair from him for my grandmother who is going through chemo...he is giving it to me for free, that is the business he is in, medical equipment leasing...the original story just sounded better than if I were to have added that..but thanks, you ruined it for me...now I had to mention my grandmother's toilet habbits on a post that is to be about a hot guy. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
Oh, and one more thing. I don't lead anyone on, if I want it I say so and then I take it...BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA Just a Bump... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2280 |
haha, see KC it much better you talking about your g-ma....j/k :P | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
quote: LOL, I know, what a bunch of shit I tell ya...I've got to get some work done, I'll check back later... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 295 |
Whatever works for you. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 113 |
So get a picture of him and post it on the board so we know what you are talking about. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1250 |
note to self: Use fake South-African accent when hitting on women. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
quote: Yeh, ok, I'll just bring my digital when I deliver the report and say, "here in America we take pictures of anyone who issues us a check in case it bounces...."hehehehehe.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 113 |
You know how it is when you talk about someone especaily if referring to their physical attributes and it is annoying when you can't have a visual image of the subject. So I was not being seroius really. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
quote: I was kidding too, the problem is I can't even think of anyone to compare him to. He was aprox. 35 or so....just really good looking, dark hair, green eyes it's hard to explain. Now that I have had all day to think of this, I am really not that interested in seeing him tomorrow...the idea just kinda fluttered away... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 221 |
Nothing wrong with looking, right? ------------------ [This message has been edited by bigschweeler (edited March 09, 2001).] [This message has been edited by bigschweeler (edited March 09, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 530 |
Dude, I can't see anything...help a gal out... I have been seeing nothing but boxes with x's all night. Is it just me?------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 221 |
Try it again...I think I fixed it. Maybe you had too much Merlot? J/K |
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