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Author | Topic: HELP, I need to come up with a reason to leave work. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 514 |
ive used the old doctor 1 to many times, can one of you guys give me a good line. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3845 |
Tell him you have a scorching case of hemmoroids from sitting on Thick Dogs lap and maybe you will even get workers compensation for it, first time ever, a true accomplishment. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3581 |
Married: My wife is ill and I have to take her to the ..... Family in the area: Dear God my ___ just had a ____, I've got to go to the _____
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Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 500 |
Stick your finger down your throat and puke...works evertime..hehehehe They will tell you to get the fuck out, no questions asked. ![]() ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 144 |
Call a friend then ask your friend to call back...and when he does act like theres something wrong and nevously rush to your boss or manager and tell them that your brother called and told you your mom wasn`t felling well and got sent to the hospital ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2570 |
Take 2 grams of Niacin, wait till you look like a fire truck and then tell your boss you don't feel so well. Works like a charm. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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