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KINGKONG69

Pro Bodybuilder

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posted March 08, 2001 09:42 AM

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ive used the old doctor 1 to many times, can one of you guys give me a good line.


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havoc

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From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
Registered: Jul 2000

posted March 08, 2001 09:44 AM

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Tell him you have a scorching case of hemmoroids from sitting on Thick Dogs lap and maybe you will even get workers compensation for it, first time ever, a true accomplishment.

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WODIN

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posted March 08, 2001 09:45 AM

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Married: My wife is ill and I have to take her to the .....

Family in the area: Dear God my ___ just had a ____, I've got to go to the _____


I've got a meeting with _____ at the ____. I'll be there all afternoon.... yada yada...


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kartchick83

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 500
From:Florida
Registered: Feb 2001

posted March 08, 2001 09:54 AM

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Stick your finger down your throat and puke...works evertime..hehehehe They will tell you to get the fuck out, no questions asked.

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GearedChupaCabra

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 144
From:Alien-ant-farm
Registered: Dec 2000

posted March 08, 2001 11:36 AM

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Call a friend then ask your friend to call back...and when he does act like theres something wrong and nevously rush to your boss or manager and tell them that your brother called and told you your mom wasn`t felling well and got sent to the hospital that always works for me...


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ajc

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posted March 08, 2001 05:49 PM

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Take 2 grams of Niacin, wait till you look like a fire truck and then tell your boss you don't feel so well. Works like a charm.


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