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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Mornin' peeps and creeps. The sun is shinin' the birds b singin' and the world awaits.    | ||
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Mutant   
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Is there any truth to the statement that you broke into Michael Jackson's Neverland complex in some Winnie the Pooh pajamas with the back unbuttoned in hopes for some rectal ravishing from the one gloved pre school humper? peace ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
No. But I heard that you have an extensive collection of Ricky Martin inflatables which come complete with a fold-down flap in the back, wet naps, and a programmable voice-box which now says "tickle my ass, big boy" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 312 |
quote: Thanks, I now have coffee all over my keyboard... ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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Nice, I knew you had some skills with that handle. But I still think your a emptyheaded fart filled gay parade balloon who looks up to people in Mentos commercials and has a side job as a rectal filler at your dad's butt station next to the truck stop by your portable house. After a hard days work I see you going home to your autographed 8x10 glossy of Leonardo Di Caprio signed: Cornholio, stop fucking stalking me you psycho and I don't want to play pop goes the weasel with you. peace ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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quote: What's good about it? The sun is too fucking bright, the birds can just shut the fuck up and the world will just have to hang on a little while longer until I can compose myself...BTW I'm doing just fine, thanks... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Are you threatening Me?? Are you THREATENING Me?? You seem like the type of guy hangs with Rupaul and Harvey Firestein and debates the pros and cons of using glitter eye shadow, and whether waxing or shaving works best on the bikini line. I bet that your favorite musical group is Culture Club, and that you listen to them while masturbating with your collection of X-rated Pat Sajak photos while crying "Oh Pat, can I buy a vowel???" | ||
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Mutant
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Much love to corholio, you know I'm just fucking with you. peace ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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Not too orignal, kind of the same format but nice. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Havoc no want to play any longer?? What's wrong, did you just realize that the membership date on your Romper Room ID card has expired?? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
quote: Yeah, I guess lots of people have those same photos. LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
quote: Well, someone had an extra big bowl of bitch flakes this morning. Just kidding sugar. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3594 |
This thread has gotten rather anal. | ||
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Mutant
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(yawn)Actually you were putting me asleep, your flames are a natural sleep aid. I suggest you stick a lubed up coathanger up your ass and abort yourself soon, that way you can die with a smile on your face. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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quote: ROTFLMAO, thank you Cornholio, I feel much better now....Bitch Flakes...hehehehehe ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
quote: Much love girl. | ||
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Mutant
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Hey Cornholio, I think Havoc has a peepee for your bunghole... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
quote: Yeah, he knows he can't have me, and is just venting his frustration, especially since he ruptured his Keanu Reeves inflate-a-date. | ||
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Mutant
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Cornholio, please, the only thing I learned in this flame fest is when you step into the ring with me in your hooded flower print rubber suit, platinum blond wig and 6 inch red pumps is that your a liability to yourself, after your injury(broken nail) you were left with your pink pom poms and a cream filling in your ass by your dad. peace ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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Thick Dog- watching you and Cornholio groping around for small boys genitalia and attempts at a descent flame is like watching a gay version of dumb and dumber. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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I am leaving for the day, its 8:57am central time, I will check this thread tomorrow, peace to all and have a great day at work, its too nice outside for me to be here. peace ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Peace and Godspeed. | ||
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Mutant
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Don't let the door knock the tennis racket any further up your ass on your way out. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1442 |
lol later holmes. | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1835 |
Cornholio = Havoc? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
quote: I am indeed flattered that you think so highly of my skillz. You are on the right track, though. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1260 |
Cornholio/Havoc, sorry to hear that the two of you are having a lovers tif. Maybe Havoc shouldn't have admitted to you about his obsession with riding a pogo stick naked in public whilst singing YMCA at the top of his voice. Bear in mind Cornholio that you too have your faults, like walking out in the middle of a rogering session with Havoc to impulsively buy copies wide boys weekly to stick on the ceiling. I am sure he will turn up back at the trailor tonight with a tear in his eye as well as various other bodily fluids. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
quote: Really?? Well you are nothing more than a chillin408 groupie-wannabe. The diatribe you posted is simply a way for you to express your repressed, latent homosexual feelings towards another man. Here's some advice: Go to the Between the sheets board and just come out for god's sake. | ||
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Olympian
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Cornholio = supersizeme | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1260 |
Damn Cornholio, you got me. Secretly I have been stalking him for years as I envy his high level of intelligence and dedication to bodybuilding. Seriously though, did you manage to remove the purple diver that you introduced to your back passage while Havoc was away? I hear Havoc is gonna give you a 'Pearl Necklace' as a peace offering. You should lay down the law next time and make sure that he doesn't make you feltch people you don't want to again. | ||
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Olympian
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SlickassBiatch = SmartassBiatch  | ||
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Freak
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At first I thought it was moderator, and then supersize...looks like supersize it is. Unless moderator and supersize are the same, but I dont think so. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
C'mon guys, you can guess better than that. Strength - my confused, pedantic, fecalphiliac, pedophile. What am I to do with you?? I am still looking for your coming out post on the Sheets Board. Your insightful comments are like a wave of whimsical, but truly sad, ramblings. BTW - NAMBLA called while you were out. They are missing their mascot. [This message has been edited by Cornholio (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
AMUSE ME!!!! | ||
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Mutant
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I am not Cornholio but he has some Samauri skills in my expert opinion. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Much love Havoc. I enjoyed it as well. Any other guesses as to who I be?? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I'd guess you are a gimp that has probably escaped from the local peodophile unit. WTF is NAMBLA? I'm from the UK so I guess it's an American thing. Whatever it is you obviously know a lot about it. How's the collection of used car parts in your front garden going? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Strength - do you homies get South Park across the pond?? NAMBLA is from there. I no longer have used car parts in my garden thank you. I recently assembled a 1970 Chrysler Cordova with real imitation naugahyde intrerior. Yes REAL IMITATION. Why don't you go shuffle off for some tea. Limey Bastard | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1260 |
We get South Park but probably older episodes. Is it from a new one 'cos I still can't remember it? Yes, I do like a cup of tea. That's part of being English. Couldn't get a decent one when I was over there. If I don't get one in the morning to wake me up I am likely to kill people at work. I suppose it's better that your 'wake up' drink that cums in the form of thick, white, sticky liquid that you are made to swallow by the group of men that you live with. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
Yeah - an episode from a couple years back. Trust me, it's not a compliment. What time is it over there? It's about 9:25 am here. Too early for this shit. Haven't even had my coffee yet. But still: Why don't you go resign your position as the Chief Splooge guzzler of her Majesty's Secret Service? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1260 |
I didn't expect it would be. We are 5 hours in front of you (which makes it 14:45) just in case your Maths are as good as your track record for getting pussy. Is it true that you don't have to pay child benefeit for your kids as they are also your brothers and sisters? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
quote: Yeah - I just give them an allowance and we call it even. I heard that you are into giving Thai she-males a snow ball. Isn't that illegal over there? [This message has been edited by Cornholio (edited March 09, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1260 |
Lady boys are cool! What's a snowball? I need to learn all of these expressions. Obviously I am not quite the sexual deviant that you are Cornholio. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
A snow ball is ejaculating in someones mouth and the that person then kisses the giver and passes the splooge back. Snow ball. Learned that one just a while ago on the Sheets board. Gotta work. Peace out. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1260 |
I always called that a Rainbow kiss - never done it - never want to, thanks. Check you in a bit - I suppose I'd better get some work done myself. |
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