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 GIRL SCOUTS ARE EVIL !!!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 291 |
Everywhere I go - those little demon spawn bombard me with offers of cookies - not just any kind of cookie but peanut butter creams, shortbread and mint chocolate chip. Sure they seem innocent enough with their huge smiles, colorful badges and perky attitudes but dig a little deeper. You never see Boy Scouts pimping out cookies ... Today they pulled a new one on me, about six of them outside Alberstons, all with smiles that would make the ADA bust a nut - holding their little brothers and sisters... using babies to sell cookies. Being the hardass that I am I only bought 3 boxes instead of my usual 5. So now I have these demonic cookies bumping around in the closet.... calling my name... make the voices stop... where is Susan Powder when I need her to STOP THE INSANITY.... ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1259 |
The only thing that works for me is to tell myself to clinch my teeth tell them nicely no and try not to look at the boxes... I told a group one time if they would mow my yard every Sat for 1 year I would buy 100 boxes. All the smiles and thoughts of joy, till they realized that they were all to small to push a lawnmower...LOL...I know that was such a bastard thing to do, but I gave them 5 bucks just for the laugh and for reminding me how good it was to have once been a little kid... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 486 |
LMAO, the little brats got me for 4 boxes at Blockbuster last night, if my kid wasn't there saying, "but Mom....." I might have gotten away with just 2, but NO, another $12.00 out of my pants pockets and into my fat pockets. hehehehehe....Someone should really stop them!!! I had thin mints on fat free ice cream though...mmmmmm mmmmmm good...BTW you really are a hard ass aren't you? I can't believe it, only 3 boxes, how do you sleep at night???LOL  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 291 |
quote: I get hit everytime I go somewhere so I usually try to buy in small numbers... with Kneepads appetite he can easily suck down a box in one sitting. I just snort the crumbs and lick the wrappers. There's nothing more pathetic than seeing a strung out cookie addict looking for a fix. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 525 |
I love those damn cookies, I just pray my mom doesn't come home with any any time soon, I couldn't resist the smell | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3426 |
Am I the only one that beats them up, takes their cookies, and sells them at half price? | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3844 |
No Thick, your the only one who warms up is his asshole with lubed up bowling pins though when getting ready for Supersizes fire hydrant size dildo that he bought from Blue Boy magazine though. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3426 |
Havoc has never passed up a boy scout cookie, or a boy scout for that matter. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3844 |
AT least I don't bid on them at your boyfriends gay parade each year. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3568 |
You should look at this as an opp to do some girl scout bowling. How often do you get a group of them like that in front of you...all you need now is a midget! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1409 |
havoc not only do you and your boyfriend have a subscription to Home & Gardens but you also have a large collection of glow in the dark rectal thermometers that you like to use nightly to take each other's temp with and "make sure everything's ok and no one's sick" right before special time. Your shoulder strength is weak like children's tylenol. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3426 |
It's painfully obvious how such vaginally challenged fellas such as Supersizeme and Havoc would resort to the sport of "swordfighting" as Havoc often refers to it as... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3844 |
Why must everyone bite my shit? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1409 |
How else are we supposed to test Thick Dog's sperm count? | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3426 |
Poor Shrebly, all she wanted to do was a post about girl scout cookies... |
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