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Freak 
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Well....from fat internet whores to strippers, those of you who have been around have laughed at my stupid sexual escapades. This isn't that interesting but I felt like sharing anyway. Most of you know that I could date a very attractive mormon girl, who I won't bother with because she says she'll remain celibate till marriage. Fine, I moved on. There aren't many cute girls at my alternative school so options are limited. My next option was a girl in my afternoon class, cute, and I knew she liked me. So I am going to ask her out to a movie maybe today, maybe next week, UNTILLLLLL today we are talking and she tells me she's a fucking Jehova's Witness...celibate till marriage...that leaves one cute girl left..a 20 year old in cosmo...oh well. My love life is pretty gay. (lame)     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 532 |
What do u call a Jehovas witness that knocks on Hannibals door? Free delivery. lol u need to switch schools, go to a big college if you plan on going | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2823 |
Heheheheh...I'll have to tell her that one. Because these religious types that I've met seem to think they have the answer for everything (i'm agnostic) I like asking them fucked up questions to see what they say. ie. Why did god create smurfs, or what if I was a Jehova's witness and wanted to dress up like a pink bunny rabbit and go do service? Would that be a sin? (that's when they walk door to door) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1086 |
Personally, I'd love to hook up with a girl like the ones your meeting. The thought of them being a virgin totally turns me on.. Besides man, you know you can talk them into fucking after a while right?? If not, you ain't got game boy..  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2823 |
Yeah right. I seriously doubt I could talk these chicks into fucking....especially the mormon one. SHe was with a guy for 2 years and never let him hit it. He ended up cheating on her 3 times. The other one...I don't know but I'm not even going to bother. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1287 |
Frackal.....YOU CAN DO IT!!! Hey all you can do is try right....I've talked the pants of mormon girls before...So Can you, and heres how Send me 6 easy payments of 29.95 and I will send you personal audio tapes with step by step instructions of scoring with the most religous girls of your dreams....And if you act now I will even throw 2 of the worlds most famous tapes in FREE!!! Religous Girls Gone Wild and What they really do in their bedrooms Sorry I just saw an online ad for the college girl videos and thought this was too perfect | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1723 |
i dont care how religious a girl is ..or how celibate she may have been with her previos boyfriend ...if one of these girls meets the right guy ..all bets are off ..you just have to know what to say to them ...be smart tell them that ...your not in a rush ..and your not there for the sex..your there to learn from her ..to become ..a smarter more ..sensual lover ..when the time comes ...girls hate to be rushed ..just tell her what she wants to hear and eventually ..she will give in
peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" "That which does not kill us, | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 948 |
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 691 |
date for a couple of weeks and elope for Vegas.. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2249 |
frackal does head count with these gals? at least you could shoot for a hummer. how about titties? you dont have to stab it if they got tig bitties. the loopholes are there if you work it right. hehe. final thought: hook up with one as your "girlfriend" and then screw the seemingly endless amount of chicks (that somehow werent there before) that come on to a guy who has a girlfriend. BWAAAAHAHAHAHA. thats called working the system. alright, maybe not | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
Frackal, what the hell is the problem? Just go out and get laid...jeez...Go for a Catholic girl. I went to a Catholic school for 8 years. However, I am no longer welcome in the Church  they just can't take a joke I guess. I am Episcopalian now....that's Catholic Lite for those that don't know...Mormons, Witnesses, my god...what next, an Amish peasant? At least then you'll get it 8 times more than anyone else.... ------------------ [This message has been edited by kartchick83 (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 164 |
YA GOTTA BE A TOUGH GUY AND PRETEND YOU'RE IMPORTANT, just get their primal instincts in a tizzy, and then act like you really care for them, this will rpeakdown their willpower and make them think that you ARE the right guy to do it with. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 286 |
Frackal, I'm with you, bro. I haven't seen any action in waaaaay too long myself. I dated this high school chick about a month back that was fine as hell (capt. of cheerleading squad...DAMN!) But this chick was such a Bible thumper and so uptight that I was estimating at least a couple months and a LOT of dough so I said fuck it and quit talking to her. Besides, she didn't come across as one of those chicks that would just get totally freaky on you, y'know? I couldn't see having primal, XXX rated sex with this girl which is what I'm craving right now. Every time I looked at her all I could think about was several wasted weeks, an empty wallet, pissed-away Saturday nights and some face-to-face missionary if anything. Damn. BTW, what happened to that chick you work with...the one that was engaged or whatever? Can't she help you bust one? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2823 |
Alright. It seems some of you think that my lack of luck is due to some type of flaw in my game. I don't believe that it is looks nor 'game.' I believe it is circumstance. I am a busy motherfucker who has neither the funds nor the time to waste on some prude bitch. Here is my schedule: Mon-Wednesday: 7:30-4:30: School, long day, then I come home, take a short nap, off to the gym by 6, home by 7, in bed by 9:30. Therapy on alternating weeks at 6:30. Thursday, Friday: I work at KFC from 3:30-10:30. Saturday: Sunday: My week is busy. I also do not have a car at the moment. My mother cannot afford to help me out with one, and these measly hours at KFC barely support my gym, supplement/food fees, and ride to school fees. I will have a car by end of summer. I also go to an alternative school. The majority of the girls there as I've said 1000 times are stoners, ravers, don't take good care of themselves and are primarily unnatractive. NOW I'd like to hear how I'm supposed to just 'go out and get laid.' PS- I'm also taking on a web design job which I will be making between 10-20 dollars and hour, so I will be even busier then. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 285 |
alternative school? ehehe... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
Go to Priceline.com and get a fucking plane ticket to Florida...how much clearer can I make it...I'll give you my goddamn Dodge Neon, I hate it. Did you read my thread about me going to the Keys BY MY SELF....HELLLLLOOOOO... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2823 |
Kartchick:  That is sooooo...tempting. It's out of the question for now..but summer is cuming up....heheheheVARNSEN!!!!!!: AAHHHHHHRRRHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG You are so fucking annoying...I'm sure you love to piss me off, well, I'm already fucking pissed off alfjaslfjlasjfljaslkjfl and you're little comments are just so fucking obnoxious. You piece of shit. I'm sure I'm lightyears beyond you mentally you fucking hampster penis, my 'alternative' school was so I could get away from some bad friends in my past cocksucker. Jesus..what the fuck is your problem??? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 532 |
I think u need a new job? how the hell can you work in that place for 7 hours? Don't you just wanna kill someone by the time ur done? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2823 |
Yes Austin, I will not be there for much longer. I actually am going in next week to discuss my contract on a job as a web page designer/consultant for a government agency here in colorado. It's nice being the 'project leader/student assistant' for the multimedia teachers at my school, this will be a pretty lucrative deal for me, especially at my age. 40-80 hours work, at between 10-20 dollars an hour, with possibility of permanent employment. I may just quit KFC as soon as I sign the contract, I don't know. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 532 |
I would, I set it up so that when I switched jobs last summer I was able to hand in my notice and never work there again, I did have vacation time to kill. Your outlook on life might change drastically with a good change of employment | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2221 |
frackal, i think kartchick is making it pretty fucking clear!!! dude, you want me to help you with a plane ticket? cuz to get your ass laid i would help out! of course, i have to fly to nashville when i want sex, its worse than just droppin some cash on a stripper whore! actually, those virgin girls would probably end up caving if you played it right, and those are the keeper type of chicks too... especially the mormon... fuckin 3 wives!!! seriously, if your only lookin to get laid, it should be easy.. if your looking for a relationship it sounds like these 2 virgin girls are worth a try. ------------------ push me and i will resist... this behavior's not unique! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2816 |
Frack, Girls are strange, and unpredictable. I met one not too long ago in Florida (I'm in NY) and just for the hell of it we kept in touch. She came up to visit this weekend, we had a great time, had sex, made plans to see each other again, etc.....and I haven't heard from her since. I don't know why - just 4 days ago she was lying in bed with me..... women are just odd. Not much else that I can say. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 285 |
I was just kidding with you boy... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1305 |
I have a friend that plays games with mormon girls.(see's how many he can get to give it up) He's got 2 out of 3 so far. So, it can be done. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
Seems to me like the perfect postition to be in. String the mormon along until you get married, and get your ass from other women on the side. Could you imagine marrying a f'ing virgin?????? All the stuff you could teach em, how freakish they would be.....yum I want to meet a mormon. Hehe, I live right by a mormon community (Gilbert, AZ), just may have to start hanging out in the library there. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
This post is funny Damn you goto a weird school, are you sure its not a Monestary or something your at Dont bother with them, just go and pull someone else while your out or buy a ton of pornos until you get married to one of them, infact marry them all. Its all aload of bollocks afterall |
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