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 Where do you see Elite members.....
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Where do you think Elite members will be doing in there lives 10 years from now. My prediction. Steelsoldier. dead of liver and kidney failure. Captain Insano. Going back to his roots of being a fluffer in gay porn. One kik ass women. After recieving the news that her true love SS has past away she slips into a deep depression and is now forever mourning his death. She never again will love another. Kat. Her band has been in the top ten for the past five years. They are very sucessful, but soon run out of original material. They then end up covering songs...you all know what happens from here. Checkmatebloated. Last seen at a local Shemale and alternate lifestyle club. Frackal. Still at the local truckstop. May1010. Still very gay and loving it
------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury [This message has been edited by Steelsoldier (edited March 07, 2001).]     | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1984 |
Steel's liver failed..yes this is true. But he was found dead with Big Black cock in his mouth and an asshole the size of a Mayonaise jar. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1595 |
johnnyO-the first gay mr.olympian! may1010-married to johnnyO checkmate-playing seabass in the next dumb and dumber silvio-hung by a lynch mob from elite mp5-on trial for beating a co-worker to death ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 987 |
LMAO!! ------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3105 |
Haha! I'm thinking I was last seen with a case full of money in one hand and a case full of cola in the other getting onto my boat with Sailor, Dlady, kickass, a 2time divorsed kart and if shag can show herself her also. We are going to have a railing time on the boat. [This message has been edited by Checkmatebloated (edited March 07, 2001).] | ||
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Moderator
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BRR will be the first latino Elvis impersonator hitting off all the Dennys & truck stops in Florida. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1595 |
big buck and sailor girl-3 kids and married captain insano and steel soldier-3 time wwf tag champs kat-caps and steels manager harmonic-still swearing hes going to post his pics agent shagwell-finally become a lesbian freak daddy-still a pervert
"I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 [This message has been edited by freak daddy (edited March 07, 2001).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2324 |
quote: U'll pay for that comment Freak Daddy...LOL.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 987 |
Freakdaddy: Not only the owner of his own adult video store, but also the largest importer of asian boys from Thailand. ------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1595 |
you forgot to add richest with that steel! lol at big buck! j/k brother! ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1984 |
Iron God is shot in the face for being to critical of his peers. Fitness chick become Ms. Fitness America Kat's first album entitled "The Flying Camel" reaches #4 on the Heavy meatal charts. Freak Daddy grows his cows to once before unattainable proportions. Gilybag gets a real face to put a top his frame. Havoc's Croppery is the feature on "High Times" magazine Angle of Death is now known as "The Angle of el ass-o wipe-o and he still gives the same prognosis...eat two bags of shit and call him in the morning.  oh and our favorite....Canada is God!------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2324 |
check your hush Freak. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1984 |
Moderator teaches ebonics to the corporate white collar whores. Shagface still hasn't gotten laid since 1999. Mr. Muscle is still a fn virgin. Sailor girl is a B movie porn queen. May1010 shows up dressed as a she-male at insano's house and is quickly turned away. kikass ends up sucking off Steel's emaciated rigormortis cock while i plow her "O" ring. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1595 |
slopain-the next dan duchaine but better slopain and slickassbiatch-married hugh g rection-taking richard simmons job after he loses his weight madbomber-a mod, married to djane with 5 kids badkins-sailor girls bodyguard ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 987 |
Slack3r: nevermind....... ------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1984 |
The whole fn show- guest star on Nash bridges. Wodin still asking little catholic girls if they like candy. Big Buck write a novel on how to pick up San diego Skeezers. MP5 goes postal at work. Your mom's kneepads and Captain_insano open there own Adult book store. ------------------ | ||
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Guru   
Posts: 5590 |
THASS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT FREAKDADDY!! (the slickass part hehe) ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 987 |
Slopain. Ends up working "the gloryhole" at a local county fair. ------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2208 |
i just want to be part of the mob that lynches silvio... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 987 |
Captain: Gets some bad chinese takeout and ends up with ducksauce coming out of his peehole!! ------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury [This message has been edited by Steelsoldier (edited March 07, 2001).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
Captain: starring role in Asian porno. BigBuck: goes to a conflict in S. America, is MIA and then turns out he was hiding in the shadows running his own whore house in Cambodia. Chesty: Kidnapped by some mid-eastern country to help them design new weapons. Freakdaddy: Becomes pro wrestler and is known in the industry for waxing all the Nitro girls. Frackal: Goes to college and gets a degree that is worth a shit so he is not stuck doing bullshit jobs like MP5. Silvio: Joins the boyscouts and gets molested by pack leader, is confused years later cause he kind of liked it. May1010: Opens own flower shop Johnny O: Turns straight, is arrested for beating up a gay guy and is labeled a hate monger by the press. Kat: pulls a Fleetwood mack by waxing all the different band members. Finally leaves band to head up a "Pat Benetar" cover band. MP5: Goes postal, after trial and sentencing he learns he had a $5 million winning lotto ticket in his wallet the whole time. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1723 |
he he he he ..this is some funny shit
------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" "That which does not kill us, | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 780 |
Luvs2Juice: still trying to get the needle out of his asshole. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1984 |
Luvs2workout leaves her husband for a sordid lesbian affair with insano's gf and insano. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 311 |
quote: Ummm what about me? No free porno's for you.... :]~ ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
I love you, SS Now, send me another pic of you! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2271 |
LOL...y'all crack me up | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1832 |
quote: i want you in my bum. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2300 |
HAHAHAHAHA... see what I miss in the evening. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3581 |
Madbomber's line cracked me up.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 987 |
Bump! ------------------ "I have the gift of uncontrollable rage" Roy Fury | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
sailor girl: Trailer park in Oklahoma, smokes 2 packs a day and is unemployed with 4 kids. Vixenbabe: fat, angry, mad at the world, addicted to watching Ricki Lake, buys a dildo and names it MP5. Onelameasswoman: ditto ------------------ [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited March 08, 2001).] | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1832 |
MP5 - found in an abandon building with a gat stuck up his rectum. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
slickassbitch: found in an abandoned building with a dildo that she fondly named MP5 stuck up her ass. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1832 |
i dont do dildos homie. I do the do, or i dont do it at all.. People dont seem to believe me and i dont give a shaaaaaait, but i have NEVA and will NEVA use a fucking dildo to get myself off. I will hump a man not a plastic dick. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
What about a little help with your fingers? Yummmm ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
you dreamin, MP5.....I know ya love me though.... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
Even though you hate me, I would still enjoy hooking up with you to, how about an MP5 sandwich? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
sure..I love to hate you...err..hate to love you...... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
You know if you saw me you would be all over me, "he is hot, blah, blah, blah" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
I dunno if i'd be all over you, MP5....I don't recall seeing your fat ass pic before..did you post it before? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2280 |
And here they go again....
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
MP5, I remember your pics now....hunting....the beach....o yes, it's all coming back to me now... Dlady, I got no beef with you at all, but, lately when you comment, it's always in my general direction.....why is that? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
OK, start getting wet ladies!  ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2280 |
haha. lisa they are not I was laughing at what he wrote about the dildo, had nothing to do with you. sorry you took it the wrong way. you "jump"way too fast.and NO WAY JOSE am i bi sexual !! Only men here. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 129 |
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Freak
Posts: 2271 |
You've got kind of a cute elfin face in the second pic I need a close up though. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
need close-ups..... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 790 |
LOL... Freak Daddy: Commited suicide after discovering that Silvio's been going steady with his mom for 10 years. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
MP5- Chokes on a plate of crow after finally seeing that the ladies of Elite are not fat asses....(I am kidding- I do not wish death to anyone)Even if he called us fat asses!! Hunter huh? My man is a hunter- Goes out west for hunting trips every year. | ||
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Freak
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Damn, if you are married what is the point of hoping to see your photos?  I live out west, I bet you man wishes he was half the hunter as I. Vixenbabe: gets in trouble with her man after he catches her laying on the bed with her panties around her anles, flicking her bean mumbling "MP5, MP5..." over and over. Silvio: Mourns the loss of pack leader and decides to star in gay child porn. Buys a butt plug 2 years later after he gets worn out. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
"flicking her bean"? never heard that before | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
Originally posted by MP5: Damn, if you are married what is the point of hoping to see your photos? I live out west, I bet you man wishes he was half the hunter as I.
As far a picture of me..I was not going to send nudes if that is what you thought..those are for a trusted few..hehehe I feel a challenge coming on as far as the hunting issue-I LOVE A GOOD CHALLENGE...GOT PICS OF SOME OF YOUR TROPHY DEER? I am off to a meeting. I will e-mail you pics of his game hunting later! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2208 |
wodin, ya liked that lil thingy about that little rawhide licker? when it comes to him, my hatred flows like havoc's freestyle.... but better, obviously. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
start flicking... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
I "flicked my bean" when you originally posted your pics....made a nice wallpaper for a day | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
I am starting to like you more and more. The thought of some chick with her hands down her pants makes me crazy. I will post better pics when I can get to a scanner. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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quote: It won't be long my S.A.biatch.. one day.. ONE DAY!! ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
there's a fine line between love and hate but really, the pic with you and the antlers, you can see you're good looking....and, the pic on the beach, well, you don't look like a whale.....hehe..... I don't expect myself to be perfect, so, I don't expect it from others...... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
and, I don't like guns, but, I'm starting to like yours | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
My guns are locked and loaded mean 18's. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
that big? and, more then one? | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1751 |
I thought MP5's pics were, er, not very good. In the first pic (w/o shirt), he looks fat. Hey, ever hear of the word "situp"? In the second pic, he looks almost Chinese. If you're Asian, your dick must be tiny. Love to MP5 ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
No, not fat, I can assure you that, I have been an ectomorph my whole life. That is a bad photo, looks better in real life. I look chinese? WTF? I am italian and German. But...I am glad a gay guy did not like my photos! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
I think you look good, MP5....coming from a fat women, I nkow that's not much of a compliment,,...maybe you better take May's compliment.......lol (I thoguht the same thing MP5, thank god May don't think ur hot) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
Damn, I do not know how to post pics...send me your e-mail addy! Nice deer BTW~ You are kinda cute for a man who thinks Onekik and I are tubs...j/k! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2271 |
actually, you did look a wee tad pudgy in the first pic, but in the second you look quite cute. Pudgy doesnt bother me though...I dont date guys for bodies...Onekikass knows that..shes seen my boy LOL...he's pretty skinny, but Ive had skinnier and Ive also dated a 230 pounder too...that waspretty nasty. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2308 |
[email protected] send me the hot ones too, OK, I am sorry for being a dick last week, lots of shit going on right now. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 784 |
o ya, now MP5 is all nicey nice cause he's gonna get Vix pics now...I wanted him to squirm more Kat, you aint dating for the body, I can see that...but, it's what's on the inside that count.....you're a solid decent person, I'm sure there is some good in ur bf...I trust your judgement....I never did emntion what else I thoguht about you....I got a real motherly nurturing feeling from you.....maybe it's from lots of life experience, I dunno.....wise maybe too... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 103 |
Mp5 goes off on LUVS2JUICE while LUVS asks him "wanna get the hookup?" | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2800 |
quote: LOL!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
Originally posted by ~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~: [ ya, now MP5 is all nicey nice cause he's gonna get Vix pics now...I wanted him to squirm more
Frackal...Do not encourage MP5...Please! He had a loaded gun....24/7! |
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