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Dread Lord Good Guy

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 699
From:Austin, Texas
Registered: Sep 2000

posted March 07, 2001 01:56 PM

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What else do you got to do? Work out?


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Slopain

Guru

Posts: 5578
From:Yo Aunties Pad
Registered: Jan 2000

posted March 07, 2001 01:57 PM

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I have hit 2 women in my life.

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Dread Lord Good Guy

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:Austin, Texas
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posted March 07, 2001 01:58 PM

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women like it


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Puc

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1427
From:Indy, the
Registered: Jan 2000

posted March 07, 2001 02:04 PM

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What do ya tell a girl with two black eyes?
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Notin', ya told da bitch twice already.


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Gilbyag

Freak

Posts: 2255
From:Cowboys From Hell Tx USA
Registered: May 2000

posted March 07, 2001 02:06 PM

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how many men does it take to open a beer...
0, it should be open by the time the bitch brings it to him.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

Mutant

Posts: 3769
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted March 07, 2001 02:07 PM

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..hit me...I'll bust your fucking face...then my dog with clamp on to your balls, and my sister will hunt you down and cut off the remains. Then when the police officer comes to take you away I'll invite him back for dinner and dessert

unless were talking fore play of course


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GearedChupaCabra

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 137
From:Alien-ant-farm
Registered: Dec 2000

posted March 07, 2001 02:07 PM

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My girl loves it ...most of the time we have sex she asks me to smack her ass and pull her hair and smack her on the face not rough....but i smack her...


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kat

Freak

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Registered: Dec 2000

posted March 07, 2001 02:09 PM

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Men know better than to lay a finger on me...I'll chew their fucking arm off and eat their balls for dessert.


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Slopain

Guru

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From:Yo Aunties Pad
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posted March 07, 2001 02:10 PM

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When anal sexing your young tender women down - before your about to come punch her in the back of the head, she will involuntary tense that black hole up making for an exquisite orgasm..

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madbomber31

Freak

Posts: 2193
From:taking my yankee ass back to DETROIT CITY!!!
Registered: Dec 1999

posted March 07, 2001 02:13 PM

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donkey punch... nice

uh, i knocked the fuck out of 2 girls.. i was 2nd and 3rd grade, but oh well.. fond memories!!! bitch, shut the fuck up!!!


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kartchick83

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 473
From:Florida
Registered: Feb 2001

posted March 07, 2001 02:16 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by kat:
Men know better than to lay a finger on me...I'll chew their fucking arm off and eat their balls for dessert.

That is one of the funniest things I ever read!!!!LMAO Chew their arm off...BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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gearseeker

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 447
From:Kansas City, Missouri, USA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted March 07, 2001 02:45 PM

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Kat - Ive been looking for that special someone to make dessert out of my balls

I can be mean and rough if the girl likes it but it feels weird to me - I dont get off on it like some of you sick fucks.

Anyone else want my balls for desert?


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Godzila

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 71
From:NC
Registered: Feb 2001

posted March 07, 2001 10:22 PM

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how many men does it take to screw in a lite-bulb?

0, the bitch can cook in the dark!


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Night Fly

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 198
From:TN
Registered: Dec 2000

posted March 07, 2001 10:28 PM

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10...1 to do it, and the other nine to stand around, drink beer, and tell him what he is doing wrong!


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Natymike

Olympian

Posts: 1747
From:Austin TX
Registered: Jun 2000

posted March 07, 2001 10:44 PM

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I'd never hit a woman.........but I'd shake the shit out of one.

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Latimer

Olympian

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Registered: May 2000

posted March 07, 2001 11:51 PM

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LOL!

Watch the first 5 minutes of Way Of The Gun. You'll laugh your ass off.


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Shrebly

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 274
From:San Diego, CA
Registered: Feb 2001

posted March 08, 2001 12:12 AM

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Wow... just when I thought some people had brains ... then along comes this post. You are lucky you live in Texas - it must be chocked full of weak ass women.

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