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john937

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From:Austin,Tx,USA
Registered: Sep 2000

posted March 07, 2001 01:55 PM

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What would an uncle buy his nephew for his 21st birthday?

ok, I've considered:
1. a fifth of tequila & marguerita mix
2. a lap dance at a stip club - nah he's gorgeous and has girls hanging all over him on his own.
3. get him drunk
4. take him to a bar, and let HIM buy US drinks!
5. money - done that, boring

Somehow none of those would sit well with his chairman-of-the-church-board father, my brother.
What can I get him that's borderline racy but not outright debauched, and still keep peace in the family?

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WODIN

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From:Look Behind You!!!
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posted March 07, 2001 02:42 PM

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A blow up doll with an instruction manual. Just like the one big buck got.


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Big Buck

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From:Diego, Cali
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posted March 07, 2001 02:49 PM

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why do u gotta bring Sally into this....she may just be an blow up doll to you, but DAMNIT I love her. She has feelings u know. She told me bad things about what u and TD used to do to her. U should be ashamed of yourself.


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supersizeme

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From:Ho Patrolville, USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted March 07, 2001 02:59 PM

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perhaps you should rent Mrs. WODIN for an evening like just about everyone else on this board did for their birthday. She does anal, too. email me, i will send you nekkid pix of her.

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john937

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From:Austin,Tx,USA
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posted March 07, 2001 03:00 PM

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He's got his own gorgeous living doll.
And if there's blowing going on he's not doing it.
Access to sex is Not this guys problem!


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barney

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From:down under
Registered: Jun 2000

posted March 07, 2001 10:17 PM

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50cc Decanandrolan200, might help him cool down a little.


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