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 The Shit List....
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Mutant   
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Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel the Shit come out but there is no Shit in the toilet. Clean Shit: The kind where you Shit, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Shit: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them. Second Wave Shit: This happens when you're done Shit-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to Shit some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Shit: The kind where you strain so hard to get it out you practically have a stroke. Lincoln-Log Shit: The kind of Shit that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into smaller pieces with the toilet brush. Gassy Shit: It's so noisy everyone within earshot is giggling. All Nighter Shit: The kind of Shit you have in the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks in the bottom of the toilet. Corn Shit: Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Shit Shit: The kind where you want to Shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Shit: That's where it hurts so badly coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Shit: (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out so fast and hard your butt-cheeks get splashed with water. Boomerang Shit: The kind that you flush down the toilet but then one or two Shits come back. Soupie Shit: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Hydrochloric Shit: It smells so bad it burns your nose hairs. Upper Class Shit: The kind of Shit that doesn't smell. The Surprise Shit: You aren't even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but Surprise -- a Shit! The Dangling Shit: The Shit that refuses to drop into the toilet even though you're done Shit-ing it. You just pray that a small shake or bounce will cut it loose.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 727 |
lmfao! I think I just shit my pants! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1400 |
lol funny shit what about WODIN Shit: You take a big shit but then Alzheimers kicks in and you suddenly forget wtf you are doing on the toilet in the first place. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 21 |
I remember reading one a while ago that was longer than this. Just ran a search, and here's the link. http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum10/09-2000/003614.html
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Mutant
Posts: 3554 |
Supersizeme shit: Someone takes a shit and you ask them for a picture of it. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2228 |
lol | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1571 |
lmao! we call the surprise shit a oopsie poopsie! ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1400 |
lol DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!! |
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