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Originally posted by 1911:
speak to the �weak freaks� that dial-up in a derogatory, arrogant manner. How does shit like that get airtime?

Later,

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"It's a good day to be alive, sir, It's a good day to be alive he said..."

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Originally posted by DocJ:
I see Dr. Laura as a "necessary evil" if you will, if it wasn't for people like her, morality in this country would go down the drain even faster.

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I do agree people like her are good for society to keep alot of people straight and moral even if they are the less intelligient ones.

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Originally posted by DocJ:
I assume that is a joke AGENT...

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"Hi Dr. Laura, thanks for taking my call."

"WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION? Are you gay?"

"No. I constantly fantasize about butt-strokin' Kathy Lee and forcing you to watch. Am I having a moral dilemna?"

"1911, I think you might be gay! You need to talk to a priest!"

"But...I'm not Cath..." (interupted)

Hi Dr. Laura 1st time caller long time listner - and I am my babies daddy.

Well isn't that nice you don't sound gay.

huh? well I'm not..

(interupt) hmm so your saying you addictided to sex, well you know how you men are, you are a loser and need to get of the pot.

but Im not on the pot and I have a good job and take car of my..

(interupt) did you call to ask my advice or chastize me? Slopain you need to relize that divorce is a last resort and that homosexuals as yourself sometimes have to divorce only to set the children free.

Well ok I mean, my question was about your t-shirts but ok I guess I am gay and need to divorce my wife. You think thats the right thing?

Are you asking my advice Slopain?

uh yes.

Why don't you kill youself Slopain, you are really a drain on the moral economy that is the USA.

But Dr. laura I didnt relize ethics and economy had anythign to do with each..

(interupt) Geez you love to talk don't you Slopain, well what you don't know could fill a large warehouse. heheh Ok next caller

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Originally posted by Slopain:
[i]"Well ok I mean, my question was about your t-shirts...

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Heh heh. O yeah, the T-shirts!

Send me a "I'm my sister's husband and my children's uncle" shirt.

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Originally posted by DocJ:
No, that morality is going down the drain...

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Alot different than the dehydrated skeleton she has become.

BTW, Her Doctor title is in Physiology, not Psychology or Therapy.

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Originally posted by Cleaner:
I guess this would be a good time to tell you guys that I'm Dr. Phil.
Anything or anytime I can help out.

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Hi Dr. Phil, thanks for taking it all...ummm...err...I mean my call...or...uuhhhh my thread. I'm sorry, I'm just sooo nervous.

I hope you can help me. I have an extremely heavy volume of ass hair and I think it is negatively impacting my sex life. It looks like I have a thick, blonde throw-rug stuck to my butt. When I get naked women seem to immediatly "shut down" and I can only think it's because of my "special" ass. My question, "do you think if I stopped parting it down the middle that would solve my problem?" Please help me!

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Originally posted by Cleaner:
"Who the hell told you to part that shit?"

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Dr. Laura. She said that was the only moral, responsible, heterosexual "style" acceptable for ass hair.

"Well I guess you already did now didn't you? hehe next caller"

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Secondly, No one is perfect BUT if you are going to sit there and dish out advice at least kill everyone that could possibly come out opf the woodwork to expose your dirty little secrets.

Lastly, ever hear the saying "don't throw stones if you live in a glass house"? She can't accept constructive critisism, degrades people every five minutes and tries to defend her past exploits with lawsuits. I saw her nudes... it reminded me of some chick in an old John Holmes porno.. creepy... just creepy.