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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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From:Canada
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posted March 07, 2001 09:33 AM

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Mary had a little lamb
> Her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.
>
> Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
> It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
> But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
>
> Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
> What have you got there?
> Said the Pieman unto Simon,
> Pies, you dickhead.
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg."
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> It ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
>
> Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
> Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play,
> He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
>
> Jack and Jill
> Went up the hill to have little fun.
> Jill, that dill
> Forgot her pill and now they have a son.
>
> Old Mother Hubbard
> Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
> When she bent over
> Rover took over,
> And gave her a bone of his own.
>
> Little Boy Blew.
> Hey. He needed the money.

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Gilbyag

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From:Cowboys From Hell Tx USA
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posted March 07, 2001 09:44 AM

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lol, those are pretty good. a few dice clay in there.

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From:FL, USA
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posted March 07, 2001 09:44 AM

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LOL. ... dayum dats funny shyt ... rover

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WODIN

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posted March 07, 2001 10:20 AM

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Oh shit... made my morning! Thanks...

vixenbabe

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:Near Lake Erie....
Registered: Jan 2001

posted March 07, 2001 11:16 AM

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HA!HA! Those were cute..THANKS! I needed that as well today...

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strengthmonster

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:uk
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posted March 07, 2001 11:38 AM

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lol!

Little miss muffet sat on het tuffet,
Eating her carbs and whey,
when a parcel from her source,
containing gear of course,
was seized by the DEA.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said it was the GHB that knocked him out again.

Hey diddle diddle,
the cat and the fiddle,
the cow got hold of some fina,
the little dog laughed as he'd got some clen,
and now he's slightly thinner.

~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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From:Canada
Registered: Nov 2000

posted March 07, 2001 11:59 AM

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lol@Strength
now he is thinner!! lol that is funny

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