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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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The other morning my wife and I were having a good bang session. I was about to cum when a loud noise startled me. The door opened and my 3 year old daughter is standing there looking at us. The first thing that pops out of her mouth is "Why are you hurting mommy". Well, not knowing quite what to say, I look at her and tell her to go watch her movie. She finally leaves and so did my raging hard-on. Needless to say it ws not a very good start to the day. Just thought it was pretty funny looking back on it. I know some if not all of you married folks have had this happen. peace ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 781 |
tell her you were teaching mommy some wrestling moves. ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1227 |
Tell her you were practicing push ups. Kid walks in on his mum and dad and asks what they are doing. Mum says oh daddy is just parking his car in he garage. Little girl says, how come is next doors taken today? Dad asks mum 4 sex in front of the kids. Mum says darling you have to be a bit more discreet. Next time ask if you can put your washing in the washing machine or something. Next nigh mum is feeling horney and asks dad if he has any washing he wants to put in the machine. He replies, well I had a lot so I did it by hand before. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Pretty funny shit strengthmonster. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2255 |
lock the door... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Don't have a lock...... ------------------ | ||
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Mutant  
Posts: 3554 |
That's fucked up. lmao!!! You guys talk to her about this I would think. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Yes we do. This has never happened before. she usually know not to come in when the door is closed. But hey we are dealing with a 3 year old. I just thought that it was pretty funny. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 977 |
Locks aren't only for the wealthy nowadays. Anyone can buy one at just about any hardware store for pennies. Give it a try. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Damn smart ass. It is not a huge problem It was just a funny story. Laugh it might do you some good. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 449 |
warrior-- i agree with warik. i know it seems funny to us, but the can be very confusing and traumatizing for a kid. I mean... listen the WORDS she used: "Why are you hurting Mommy?" Best case scenario: you explain to her that you weren't "hurting mommy", that in fact, you were both having a lot of fun, and that you'll explain it in more detail when she is older. Worst case scenario: nothing is said. your daughter has just taken a mental and emotional picture that says "Sex=Pain". Let that picture solidify, and she's being set up for some big issues down the road. I apologize if you think i've blown this out of proportion or overstepped a boundary. Btw... what position did you play? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1240 |
According to Freud the accidental "walk in" is an integral part of childhood development. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 977 |
quote: Your little girl thought you were hurting her mommy. How funny is that? For all she knew, you having sex with her mommy was just as bad as hitting her with a baseball bat because she thought you were hurting her. Imagine this... You: *beats wife with baseball bat* Daughter: "Why are you hurting mommy?" You: "GO WATCH A MOVIE!" Not funny anymore, right? That's probably how it seemed to your daughter. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! [This message has been edited by Warik (edited March 07, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
well said, warik. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 265 |
My little brother must have been about 8 years old when he walked in on me getting head from my girlfriend. I felt like a total heel. But what was I supposed to do? I thought he was asleep and it was one of those spontaneous bj's that only lasts for a minute or two anyway. BTW, Warik...I see your point but I think hitting his wife in with bat isn't necessarily the equivalent of a "walk in"...even to a child. The act of sex between Mommy and Daddy can be somewhat explained, a pure act of violence cannot. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: Of course, but you must understand that regardless of whether the act was sex, hitting with a baseball bat, punching, etc, it was still: "Why are you hurting mommy!?" That would make a funny punchline to a joke, but that happened for real. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! |
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