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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?" The guy says "Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Viet Nam." "Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?" The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though." "Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we'll get you started." The guy says, "If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?" "Well, here at the post office we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1299 |
i can always count on you for a good joke ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." "Its not when you die its how you live" http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
I'll try to post a joke everyday. Some are good, and some are well.... |
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