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Chat & Conversation I'll Go Back to the 60's Recharge my Mojo, Defeat Dr. Evil & Be back in time for Tea
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Author | Topic: I'll Go Back to the 60's Recharge my Mojo, Defeat Dr. Evil & Be back in time for Tea | ||
Mutant Posts: 3679 |
Just thought I'd share that my "spring-break-a-thon" will begin tommorow evening. I have a friend visiting from Boston. And have taken the thur, fri, sat, and sun off Therefor, I will drink drink and shake this groove thang a bit. As I do not drink alot, and have not gone on a binger since my senior year in college, this will wreak havoc to my system. However, I feel its about time Therefore on Monday I will reset my diet, and lifting, and cardio. Anyhelpful tips for detoxing.....water, milk thistle and or new drinks (I hate fruity drinks) I should sample? ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | ||
Freak Posts: 2190 |
have fun shaggy, my only concern is for those innocent by standers youll pointing and shake'n that grooved thing of yours at. hey, do them a favor and dont eat burritos before you go out... = them holding their breath. lol [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited March 06, 2001).] | ||
Mutant Posts: 3679 |
I hope I can make it through the weekend....my friend is a alcoholic trooper...I"m but a weakling. But I know I can do anything I set my mind to. My goals are: to not throw up (more than once a night), not get arrested, not pass out in public, mantain grace and drunken craziness | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 112 |
I prefer the 80's. ------------------ Visit my website and learn how to live! rubberburner.com | ||
Mutant Posts: 3679 |
curry...dear curry...although you do represent the 80s well sweet thighs...the 60s banged the shit outta the 80s.... | ||
Freak Posts: 2190 |
WRONG... 80's kicked ass on the 60's. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3404 |
Wow, seems Curry and Gil are on the same wavelength. Has Special Bill gotten "ahold" of you too, Gil? | ||
Mutant Posts: 3679 |
OK...let me start you off with the drink hints...(I you know you guys drink...no matter how clean a diet you claim)...I enjoy non fruity drinks...and no minty drinks like goldschloger I like Irish Whiskey, Jack, Vodka or any kind..... but don't usually drink hard liquir and never drink mixed drinks....come on peps... GILY....you are....NOT RIGHT...80s pleazz...60s...and era of mind expanding drugs and sex and groovey music...not to mention the clothing...NO COMPARISON PERIOD! [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited March 06, 2001).] | ||
Mutant Posts: 3404 |
Perhaps you just gave yourself an idea. How about some mind expanding drugs and sex with the lad that's coming to visit? | ||
Freak Posts: 2190 |
tsk, tsk, tsk, my young jedi, you will soon come into the light. | ||
Freak Posts: 2154 |
have fun Ms Shags | ||
Mutant Posts: 3679 |
quote: ewww...no, I have no attraction to him whatsoever...not even with a lot of alcohol...but maybe that baseball player that stood me up. He's been calling me. He's a nice slab of meat ..... | ||
Mutant Posts: 3679 |
kat..thannks...I'm sure the first few hours will be fun....but the remainder of the week I'll be hurting I know |
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