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Author | Topic: I'll Go Back to the 60's Recharge my Mojo, Defeat Dr. Evil & Be back in time for Tea | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3679 |
Just thought I'd share that my "spring-break-a-thon" will begin tommorow evening. I have a friend visiting from Boston. And have taken the thur, fri, sat, and sun off ![]() As I do not drink alot, and have not gone on a binger since my senior year in college, this will wreak havoc to my system. However, I feel its about time Therefore on Monday I will reset my diet, and lifting, and cardio. Anyhelpful tips for detoxing.....water, milk thistle ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2190 |
have fun shaggy, my only concern is for those innocent by standers youll pointing and shake'n that grooved thing of yours at. ![]() hey, do them a favor and dont eat burritos before you go out... [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited March 06, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3679 |
I hope I can make it through the weekend....my friend is a alcoholic trooper...I"m but a weakling. But I know I can do anything I set my mind to. My goals are: to not throw up (more than once a night), not get arrested, not pass out in public, mantain grace and drunken craziness ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 112 |
I prefer the 80's. ------------------ Visit my website and learn how to live! rubberburner.com ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3679 |
curry...dear curry...although you do represent the 80s well sweet thighs...the 60s banged the shit outta the 80s.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2190 |
WRONG... 80's kicked ass on the 60's. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3404 |
Wow, seems Curry and Gil are on the same wavelength. Has Special Bill gotten "ahold" of you too, Gil? ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3679 |
OK...let me start you off with the drink hints...(I you know you guys drink...no matter how clean a diet you claim)...I enjoy non fruity drinks...and no minty drinks like goldschloger ![]() I like Irish Whiskey, Jack, Vodka or any kind..... but don't usually drink hard liquir and never drink mixed drinks....come on peps... GILY....you are....NOT RIGHT...80s pleazz...60s...and era of mind expanding drugs and sex and groovey music...not to mention the clothing...NO COMPARISON PERIOD! [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited March 06, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3404 |
Perhaps you just gave yourself an idea. How about some mind expanding drugs and sex with the lad that's coming to visit? ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2190 |
tsk, tsk, tsk, my young jedi, you will soon come into the light. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2154 |
have fun Ms Shags ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3679 |
quote: ewww...no, I have no attraction to him whatsoever...not even with a lot of alcohol...but maybe that baseball player that stood me up. He's been calling me. He's a nice slab of meat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3679 |
kat..thannks...I'm sure the first few hours will be fun....but the remainder of the week I'll be hurting I know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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