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kartchick83

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posted March 06, 2001 01:01 PM

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Besides playing with yourself....

Examples:
Scratch your butt and sniff your finger...(no I don't do that, but I know someone who does, I don't shake his hand either)
Collect boogers...
Fart and laugh....
Talk to yourself...what do you say?

What?
I'm fucking bored today...

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Thick dog

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posted March 06, 2001 01:03 PM

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I pretend I'm a pigeon and relentlessly throw breadcrumbs at myself.


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kat

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posted March 06, 2001 01:13 PM

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I get drunk and clean my house.


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Crazy1

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posted March 06, 2001 01:16 PM

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Smoke some herb. Listen to music. Masturbate. Listen to more music. Masturbate again. Act like I'm a rock star and play the air guitar. Masturbate. What do you do Kartchic?


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Slopain

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posted March 06, 2001 01:17 PM

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When people leave the room, I go into standbye mode to conserve energy until there is motion in the room again. I wish I had a closet like Vicky the robot did in Small Wonder, but instead i just slump over while standing.

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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted March 06, 2001 01:17 PM

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I BITE THE SKIN ON MY FINGERS AND EAT IT.I MAKE ALOT OF STRANGE NOISES.I ALSO CALL MY DOG STRANGE NAMES LIKE ROOSTER,BUBBY,BROOMER,GAY BOY...........

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kartchick83

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posted March 06, 2001 01:18 PM

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I sit on the toilet and sing, "I aint' got no toilet paper....lalalala..."

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WODIN

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posted March 06, 2001 01:23 PM

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I meditate.


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Frackal

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posted March 06, 2001 01:30 PM

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I sit and think up hypothetical scenarios and then I post them on message boards.

I also give online chicks orgasms with my brilliant prose.


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GenetiKing

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posted March 06, 2001 01:42 PM

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I pretend that all the paperclips on my desk are little people and that I am Shimi-Pa-Pa-U, their beloved yet stern God. Sometimes I arrange them in neat little designs and imagine they are praying to me. Did I just say that out loud?

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Badkins21

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posted March 06, 2001 02:25 PM

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I talk to myself constantly...I live alone, and don't have any pets--so I am my own best friend, lol!

I chew on the inside of my mouth like crazy, too, then wonder why it hurts so bad the next day...

I spend all my time on the 'net when I should be studying!!

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Gilbyag

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posted March 06, 2001 02:30 PM

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pic on my quitar, draw, watch porn, jerk it.


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Si|vio

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posted March 06, 2001 02:52 PM

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LOL@kat!

same here... holy shit.

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supersizeme

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posted March 06, 2001 02:58 PM

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lol @ Slopain

i used to watch that damn show!!

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plifter

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posted March 06, 2001 03:03 PM

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I take my shirt off and put nipple clamps on.


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KiNg_BeNNy

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posted March 06, 2001 03:42 PM

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i talk to myself out loud sometimes ..but mostly silently ..you know you move you mouth but only a little sopund comes out


peace kb

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted March 06, 2001 03:49 PM

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I do alot of singing and dancing at home....also have strange burst of energy where I just freak out....I'm a freak...I scare my dog


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Hammer_Smashed_Face

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posted March 06, 2001 03:58 PM

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I have kids, I am never alone.

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r00+

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posted March 06, 2001 04:02 PM

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<peace>
Watch the Weather Channel.
I'm addicted to it.
That fusion jazz they play is like crack to me for some reason.
</peace>


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted March 06, 2001 04:06 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by r00+:
<peace>
Watch the Weather Channel.
I'm addicted to it.
That fusion jazz they play is like crack to me for some reason.
</peace>

my departed grandfather suffered from the same addiction....but he'd forget what he read, then would have to read it again


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MP5

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posted March 06, 2001 05:01 PM

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read a magazine
watch TV
paint
lift weights
eat
sleep

you guys are wierdos.

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Laserdude

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posted March 06, 2001 05:07 PM

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Cuddle with my Bobcat of course. I supposed that is weird since I know of no one else who does this. She is very affectionate, but her tongue could strip paint or in this case strip the skin off my face.


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Godzila

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posted March 06, 2001 05:41 PM

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I agree with MP5, y'all have some issues...I just do normal shit...


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