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 Who were You in your former life?
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Mutant   
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I was a friend of Joan of Arc named Joe, I actually helped set her on fire. You? ------------------     | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2176 |
did you smoke lots of pot back then, too? I was at a psychic once (I take them with LOTS of salt)and he told me I had been a shaman who told stories and was revered as a teacher of people. I laughed it off, but the odd part is, after I thought about it, I rarely ever give advice, I usually tell a story that the person can relate to and let them decide.... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2448 |
I was a selective service agent that took out a bunch of VC/NVA when they stormed the embassey in Siagon. I raged on thier ass. At one point it was hand to hand and I was using my K-Bar and the wall. I was picking them up and smashing thier heads little heads against the wall. I was a warrior god and then one the little dink bastards shot me twice in the chest. That was during Tet '68'. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1385 |
i was a shaolin monk named kung lao and i fought in numerous tournaments trying to keep an evil tyrant from the outworld from coming to earth and stealing people's souls. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3404 |
I was an evil dragon who went from village to village eating the soldiers and taking their women. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2201 |
I am the original cast of myself. so in the future someone will say they were a Cowboy From Hell in their former life. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 334 |
Delilah- Seeking the secret to Samson's strength! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2274 |
a medieval barbarian.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 98 |
i was a great fighter. i fled to america from hong kong and developed a fighting style called jeet kune doe, art of the intercepting fists..wooooooooahhhh ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3522 |
I was a high preist in the court of Zorarostra...that was a blast. I was a Nubian Tribesman who was eaten alive by a lion. I was a farmer in the Colorado Teritorry. I was a Kamikazi pilot in WWII. According to several psychics all in unrelated readings, I've lived over 300 life times. Each one says that.. it freaks me out too. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2265 |
Some psychic once said I have been killed in two different wars. I decided that is why I have asthma now, so I can avoid going to war. I would go anyway though. Hate to say it, I don't believe in ghosts and all that crap though. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1998 |
I was Buddha, I had to wait until this lifetime to discover DNP | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1739 |
I was psychic who took gullable people's money and told them a bunch of bullshit that they can relate to. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1552 |
i was john sage! if you don't know who he was,you probably really don't! he could torture you ways you could'nt even imagine! ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 775 |
I was a mexican prostitute with over 100 venerial diseases. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 574 |
A psychic I went to in VA Beach told me this... I was on the USS Indianapolis when it got sunk after delivering the Atomic Bomb parts were dropped off. I watched my crew get eaten by sharks. Explains my fear of sharks and being in large open waters where I can't see whats around me. Also explains my interest in war and secret operations. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1806 |
i was yo momma. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 17 |
didn't get to do much in africa before i became dinner | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1385 |
I was Aunt Jemima ------------------ [This message has been edited by Sailor_Girl (edited March 06, 2001).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1309 |
i was the egyptian god who made air and mist by masturbating ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." "Its not when you die its how you live" http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 520 |
I was your lord and master.  | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1727 |
I was a castrated opera singer named Guido in 18th Century Venice, Italy. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2176 |
May...they were called "le castrati" ...perhaps you were Farinelli himself? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
Why is it everyone thinks that in a former life they were royalty? Statistically speaking, you were all Chinese peasants. Except Big Buck. He was an Indian peasant. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1727 |
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I'm very familiar with le castrati. "Farinelli" was straight. "Guido" was gay. He was a character in the book "A Cry To Heaven" by Anne Rice - my favorite book of all time. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2176 |
Yes indeed May, Farinelli was straight. I forgot that meant you would have to be gay in all lifetimes LOL....  latona: I wasnt royalty. I'm too unconvential for that...wouldve been burned at the stake, or had me head chopped off. LOL | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 515 |
I was a king that took from the poor and stole from the rich.....Now I'm living in hell because of it----LIVE AND LEARN! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 260 |
I was a glass blower then a sword swallower and then a mute... Kneepads says that why I give great head and never talk after having sex. :] ------------------ |
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