> >> ==============================
> >> Ever think sales management would be fun?
> >> This went out to the LA sales team at PSI net....interesting
management
> >> style.
> >> ==============================
> >>
> >> LA TEAM,
> >> It is 10pm on Thursday and I have not received one single sales
report.
> >> Jim sent you an email today telling you I will not be lenient on
this
> >> matter. He was correct! This is completely unacceptable behavior!
This
> >> will
> >> not be
> >> tolerated! Moving forward miss getting me your report once, you
will be
> >> written up! Miss it twice, you go on plan, Third strike, YOU WILL
BE
> >> FIRED!
> >>
> >> If you think I am going to f%&# around with you anymore you are
wrong!
> >> I
> >> have to hire about 20 people, so 10 more does not make one f%&#ing
bit
> >> of difference to me. How could any of you do sales reports, when
only 2
> >> of
> >> you showed up for work today! I AM CHECKING THE SECURITY LOGS
> >> EVERYDAY!!!!!
> >> I told you this, ARE YOU STUPID? I have had this same conversation
with
> >> all
> >> of you so many times, I can hardly keep track.
> >> From now on everyone of you will be in the office no later then
8am
> >> EVERY
> >> F%&#ING DAY! If you are five
> >> minutes late you will be written up, 3 strikes and you are out!!!
HOW
> >> MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF????? I AM SO F%&#ING PISSED
THAT
> >> YOU
> >> GUYS ARE MAKING ME MICRO MANAGE YOU! I have told you this time and
time
> >> again, that I do not have the time to do this and you keep doing
the
> >> exact
> >> same
> >> thing. If you can not police yourselves, then I will do it for
you!
> >> Are
> >> you incapable of changing? If so, I will be excepting resignations
all
> >> day
> >> tomorrow!
> >>
> >> Almost everyone of you made well over $100,000 last year and
> >> apparently it is too much for me to ask that you show up to the
office
> >> and do the job you are getting paid for! If you want to work your
own
> >> hours,
> >> we can put you on 100% commission and then you can come and go as
you
> >> please. Any takers? Of course not, because with your pathetic work
> >> effort
> >> you would starve! I realize that few people are making quota, but
at
> >> least
> >> they show up for work and try to sell something! Why do I not have
this
> >> problem in the OC office? Maybe I closed the wrong office?
Apparently
> >> you do
> >> not take my threats seriously, so it is time to start making
examples
> >> of
> >> people!
> >> I have always told you I do not care what you do if you are at
quota. I
> >> CARE
> >> WHERE YOU ARE NOW! This is NOT the way to start off the new year!
> >> Every Monday (starting 2/26) we will be having mandatory meetings
at 7
> >> am (don't be late). I will make it 1/2 hour earlier every Monday
that
> >> some
> >> one is late. This will remain in effect until the work ethic
changes
> >> (if it
> >> ever does). For those of you that work hard (it is only a few),
you
> >> have
> >> your
> >> teammates to blame and maybe this will make you start policing
each
> >> other (time for a blanket party).
> >>
> >> I am going to hire the biggest ball buster I can find as a Sales
> >> Manager now
> >> for LA! I am only going to hire Account Managers for the people
that
> >> show
> >> me that they are willing to work and that they want this job! You
will
> >> either do the job we are paying you for or your replacements will!
> >> EVERYONE
> >> will be required to notify me of every appointment you have
(company
> >> name,
> >> time and address) and if I do not have you scheduled for an
> >> appointment you
> >> will be required to be in the office. I am going to start randomly
> >> picking
> >> people to spend the day with.
> >> LIE TO ME JUST ONE TIME!!!! I F%&#ing dare you! It is time to
either
> >> put
> >> your chips in the game or fold AND GET THE F%&# OUT!
> >> I would like to point out a paragraph that is in all of your offer
> >> letters, "With or With Out Cause"!!!! Read it and understand it!
> >>
> >> "Finally, it is important to understand that your employment with
> >> PSINet is not for any specific length of time. You, or the
Company,
> >> may
> >> end the employment relationship at will, with or without cause, at
any
> >> time.
> >> It is also important to understand that the information contained
in
> >> this
> >> letter does not constitute a contract of employment. It does,
however,
> >> supersede any other written and/or verbal representations made by
any
> >> representative of the Company relative to your employment with
PSINet.
> >> In addition, this offer is contingent upon completion of
satisfactory
> >> reference checks."

$100k a year doesn't sound bad either - to start, of course.

-Warik

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Originally posted by Warik:
I'd love to work for that guy. Sounds like he doesn't fuck around. I'm sure I'd be his right hand man and have hours of fun laughing while he outright rapes his incompetent employees.

$100k a year doesn't sound bad either - to start, of course.

-Warik

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7am (don't be late). I will make it 1/2 hour earlier every Monday that some one is late.

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ahh, reminds me of my pledgship days, we had to clean the house every Saturday at 8am, eventually 8 became 4 in the morning.