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 I acted like a vampire at outback steakhouse tonite and scared a fat woman
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Cool Novice 
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So I really don't know anyone in vegas yet and i go out to eat everynight by myself. it gets boring so i play little games while eating. Tonite i ordered my steak medium. It had blood in it. So i was like shit i'm not a vampire why did i order it this way. any ways behind me the fat old lady was chewing with here mouth open and was laughing obnoxiously with her friend. i put a big piece of steak in my mouth let the blood drip down my chin, popped my head over the booth seperator and grinned and said aargh I AM A VAMPIRE. She gasped covered her mouth and shut up the rest of my meal. Anyone else ever tried this ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 945 |
I could imagine this happening. LOL. Next time do it with the little plastic teeth. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1372 |
LMAO! That is hilarious!!!!! I'm with Warik.....use the plastic vamp teeth next time! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
get this on video tape,last nite at mcdonalds me and my buddy were bored so we decided to have some fun and stick frys up our nose and sing and dance,then i jumped up on the table and took off my shirt and hung my happy meal toy on my nipple ring,oh it was wild,the whole time we keep yelling wooo wooo,they didnt even kick us out ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." "Its not when you die its how you live" http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 254 |
McDonalds tricks: at the counter, steal stranger's fries. insist it was one of your friends and spank them for it. then steal some more. sit down next to the plastic Ronald on the kiddies seat and start loudly explaining how 'you're just not meeting my needs...sexually' ask the clerk for a Colonel's Fillet Burger. no matter what they say, ask for it again. this ties up the average retarded fast-food jockey for at least 5 minutes. |
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