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 HERES MY NEW INVENTION...(SERIOUS TOPIC)
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Olympian 
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PUSSY DEODORANT.....TOO MY KNOWLEDGE IT HASNT BEEN INVENTED YET.IM GOING TO PATENT IT AS I SEE MOST GIRLS HAVE CROTCHES THAT STINK.WHY WOULDNT THEY USE IT?ALSO ILL MAKE IT TASTE GOOD SO MEN CAN GO DOWN.....WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? ------------------ DONT ASK ME TWICE,UNLESS YOU WANT TWO BLACK EYES. YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 28 |
I vote for taint deoderant myself....you know that taint right in the middle of heaven & hell!!  BTW I do believe "pussy deoderant" has already been invented, not quite sure what it tastes like though...  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 174 |
I think it's called a douche. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 454 |
how about scented underwear, that releases a food flavouring..... i think that would be nice... | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1951 |
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Olympian
Posts: 1698 |
It's already been invented. It's called FDS. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1372 |
yep......FDS=feminine deodorant spray ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1698 |
You may have found a niche in the business with the flavored part though. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1228 |
what about panties with a slot for a replacable "freshness cartridge." | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2241 |
how about inventing a little "wall" so to speak that a chick can glue to her taint. it would be similar to those little child plates that partition off the peas from the potatoes. just a little added protection from the evil poopie monsters that can invade the happy tuna tribe. another invention can be similar to the airplane emergency card, but its use would be for on the toilet. "in the event of pee, wipe back to front. in the event of poo, wipe front to back." an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of pleasure. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1733 |
quote: LOL LOL LOL ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1671 |
How about some sort of funnel or filter that will help keep her farts from creeping to the front causing crotch rot? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
Now that's fucking gross! I thought chicks don't do "#2"????? WTF!! In all seriousness bros, get a chick that can keep herself clean. That's all it is. If she's been used and abused for years, then why even fuck her more than once? I say fuck the deodorant, and clean your nasty stinkhole!! ------------------ |
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