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HappyScrappy

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posted March 04, 2001 03:10 AM

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I went out to a party this eve and didn't get back until 2:30. I was told there would be girls there, fine - all the other parties I went to with my friend when he said that were usually heinous chicks, and I'm DNP'ing - so I just wore comfortable clothes and didn't bother with how I looked. The girl that answers the door is HOT!!! and she shakes the hand of my friend and me - the first thing she says to us, is directed at me and says "firm handshake... I LIKE that" and then gives me this look. so I thought this evening was looking good.
then I started sweating my ass off all night - I had two wine drinks and one shot of vodka and then drank cranberry juice the rest of the time. everyone kept asking if I was okay and I didn't want to say "oh don't worry, I've been purposely injesting some toxins in an effort to increase fat loss - tomorrow is my last day"
I just laughed and said maybe I was sick. great - chicks love a sick guy.
I had a heinous chick talking to me most of the night and I can't stand her - and then the hot girl comes back over and keeps telling me that I look like Ben Affleck (whatever) and pressing me against the fridge and rubbing my abs and that she wants me to dance naked for her... well, uhhh? I didn't know any of these people and I was feeling incredibly sober and flat from the DNP, so there was no dancing on my part.
She kept hitting on me in my opinion (she took my face and shoved it into her breasts at one point... I might be an idiot, but that seems like a come on to me).
but my friend kept cornering her and talking about himself to her all night - so I just backed off and stood on the balcony where I could cool off.
then everyone wanted to head out to a club, I said I'd gladly drive people, but I wasn't dressed in a way that I'd get in. (too preppy, nothing black - I wasn't told that we were going to a club later when I was told about this party)
when the hot girl heard I was going, she said she was going in my car, and then when I mentioned that I probably wouldn't get in, she put her arm around me and then said "let's stay then"
So to me, these are signs that I was in - but my friend kept talking to her and was insisting that she wants him.
later we were talking and from what she was saying it hit me she was just a tease and nothing was going to happen, so I wanted to go - but my friend insisted on staying and finally I felt we were outstaying our welcome, so I said we were out of there.

on the good side, we are invited back next week (when I will be fully recovered form dnp) and she also invited me to a party that she is having at the end of the month - where "we'll really party and you can do body shots off of me" (and she never told my friend about it).
the best part of one conversation with her was that she really liked anal... I think that was what did it for me.
what doesn't do it for me is that she is totally fake and she only cares about image - she thinks I'm rich, that my parents are too(and both of those might be true by her standards) and she is interested in dating guys to improve her (self) perceived social status. whatever. she showed me pictures of her and all of these famous people from when she lived in LA.
good lord I want to have sex with her though.

sorry, just had to share.
anyone feel I'm off base in that she was coming on to me?

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kartchick83

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posted March 04, 2001 03:17 AM

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She was DEFINATELY comming on to you. Next week bang her and you will feel better, but it sound like she may talk this way quite often to other guys. I say go for it regardless. BTW expect to pee a lot tonight, Cranberry juice you say? Good luck next week....

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Ass Goblin

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posted March 04, 2001 03:18 AM

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I like this senario, I like to see a boy in love. Bestest of luck to Mr. HappyScrappy in his lovely endevers!!! Great luck to youre, Mr. HappyScrappy!!

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HappyScrappy

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posted March 04, 2001 03:24 AM

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kartchick83 - thank you - that helps at least in my head that I'm not crazy - my friend swears she is into him - so next week I'm going in guns blazing - I'm prepared for it, whereas tonight I was not at all.

and Ass Goblin, I'm bummed that you registered that and not me - but what is the mr happyscrappy shit? do I know you or something?

and kartchick69 - this girl is definitely like this a lot - she started saying and doing some things that made me realize that she is just a tease (she doesn't date, she has only had 3 boyfriends, each of which she was with for over 4 years each) and she won't sleep wiht a guy right off. so the way she was acting was just a tease.

I still want her though, she was hot. amazing body. she was wearing skin tight pants that zipped up in the back and flared at the legs - I LOVE those pants. she was wearing black leather boots underneath, a thong - and then some sort of tight top that had a fur collar on it... very strange, but hot.

and another bonus about the party was that I made a few good sales connections too.
hot damn tamale.

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--Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan (1651)

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kartchick83

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posted March 04, 2001 03:28 AM

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Would you like to make a friendly wager? I'll bet you get laid next weekend (by her). I think she wanted you to think she was a tease when in actuallity she is a sure thing. As for your friend, tell him I said "BACK OFF, SHE IS INTO YOU!"

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HappyScrappy

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posted March 04, 2001 03:36 AM

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kartchick - what are you doing up at this hour - I'm dnp'ed out, so I can't sleep, but you are still around? hee hee.

I'll bet you $100 that I don't sleep with her next weekend - although I will be trying my damndest (without looking desperate - what my friend was doing).

I've told this friend that I want her and he only wants her for sex, whereas I'd kind of like to date her.
the problems that result from that are that this is my best friend and we hang out all the time. girls have always gone for him over me, then he won't stop talking about himself, and eventually the dump him and go out with me... I hate being the sloppy seconds guy. but lately since I've been... injecting corn oil IM... yeah, I've been having a lot more success with girls, without ever saying a word. I swear there are pheramones or something.
so this "she wants me, not you" thing isn't goin gto work b/c this happens a lot. people think we are brothers, but I don't see the resemblance at all.

and then the part that makes me a REAL dickhead is that I have a girlfriend right now. but she lives in another country and I see her about 1 week every three months... so I think I should be able to have others. I'm not married and don't want to be for awhile.... damn.
and my friend that also wants her also has a girlfriend... and she only lives 3 hours away.

I swear, if I do end up sleeping with this girl - hell, I'd be content just going down on her - then I'll send you $100 - I'm that confident that this girl is a tease.

I hope to hell I'm wrong - she is way hot. I've met lots of hot girls, but it is rare that I end up thinking about them after walking away from the party.

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--Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan (1651)

Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for a lifetime.


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bignate73

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posted March 04, 2001 03:45 AM

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i say you will get laid. it sounds like she was throwing signals that even us guys can recognize. try not to go on what you may have heard about her, after all your homey thinks shes hot for him. go on what you find out about her by being with her. your buddy will just have to eat some humble pie and realize she may have been just polite or friendlike(is that a word?) to him.

sounds like you hit a goldmine me amigo.


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madbomber31

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posted March 04, 2001 03:54 AM

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scrappydoo... obviously you dont want her as a GF... BAM, your in!!! nail this trick for a few weeks till you cant handle her fake shit anymore.

you are in pretty easily... PROVIDING... your boy back the fuck off... he is cockblocking you and boys should not do that!

your gonna have to just come out and say "hey bro, she wants me and she has let me know it so give me some time alone with her".. if he cant dig that then your fucked. well, actually... then your NOT fucked.


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Ass Goblin

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posted March 05, 2001 12:13 AM

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Mr. HappyScrappy, I am so pleased to hear about this, that I have a present for you..... Please check your mail ASAP!!!!

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Ass Goblin

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posted March 05, 2001 12:15 AM

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Oops Mr., I forgot your email address!! Please give, so I may send you your present!!..... I promise you will not be dissattisfied.....

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KartChic

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posted March 05, 2001 12:25 AM

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Happy, sorry, I passed out after that post last night and I didn't see it this morning b/c of all the problems and PUC & Frackal were posting all kinds of funny shit that was putting this on page 2 or 3 when it finally came up. Anyways, next time your friend does something like this tell the chicks he has some sort of problem, like oh...I don't know it's late again I can't think, just say something. As for you having a g/f I guess it's ok if she is in another co. Good luck man. j/k about the bet. You will probably not fuck her just to get my $. j/k BTW Ass Goblin wants you...

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latona

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posted March 05, 2001 04:18 PM

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Happy,

Sorry, I can't help. I don't understand women. But I've got a question for you about DNP. Is it OK if I e-mail you?
thanks.


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted March 05, 2001 04:37 PM

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Your friend should really know when to butt out. Have a "chat" before this weekend.


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assplow

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posted March 05, 2001 05:09 PM

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thanks for the reassurance everyone - I wasn't posting b/c I woke up to my account not working.
I don't really want to stay as this user, hopefully I'll get it fixed soon.

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