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Freak 
Posts: 2188 |
ALL of you fuckers who dont work out... GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD!!!! we should have a size limit... no 6 footers who are not over 200lbs should be on the board... nobody under 150 should be here, no matter what height they are... girls, this doesnt apply to you. if you are on here, and work out.. but do not meet the weight requirements then you should have to meet other requirements... B. you should have to have a certain amount of education... 3rd grade graduation is a start. C. if you work out, and have yet to reach the requirements... you should at least have to have made gains in the last 6 months... 10lbs would be nice if you have been on this board for 6 months.. if you are on the board, and have made no gains then what the fuck is the point????? ------------------ push me and i will resist... this behavior's not unique!     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 661 |
did you fire George Spellwin? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2267 |
hehe 6 foot and 200lbs is well natural or very hard gainer material  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 103 |
I don't get it- Who would be here if they didn't work out? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1072 |
LOL!!!! | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1585 |
bbbbbwwwwwwaaaaaaa, it's even funnier over here! ------------------ "I'll kill you and your dreams, then begin you life" dracula 2000 | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
no paper... check the other boards for who is here and doesnt work out... but it does NOT end there!!! size requirements too... The I-G... knowledge should count too... i mean... its a legitimate item we NEED here... watching this board for the last year has been rough... i see things i just shake my head at.. when it was JUST an anabolics board we had some great talks... but now..... now we got 165 lbers at 6 ft tall telling everyone what is right and what is not... i keep thinking half my fucking upperclass pussy gym is on this board... grunting with 40lb dumbells in their god damn hands... i say enough!! take the power back!!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2291 |
bbbbbbwwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaa LOL @ MB.....this shit is funny...BUT TRUE!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 65 |
Hey Quichang. Aren't you the same asshole who put up 2 or 3 posts about drinking different types your roids? If your scared of needles get the hell off the board. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 372 |
lmao , this is more like it , kick some fucking ass . does this mean that since i'm the size of gary coleman that i have to leave ? lol ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 23 |
That was meant to show the stupidity and redundancy of the posts. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
Wrong QuiChing- that only showed the prevalance of the modern man. The one who no longer hunts for his food, doesn't absorb as much protien as possible in a sitting after the kill, and thinks that the big ones are unatural. Sure, pharms help to break the reigns of homeostasis and those who use them tend intelligently and correctly tend to be extraordinarily large, but we have entered a time when it is socially accepted to have any excuse to be fat. Lazy. Not longing for any knowledge of how our bodies work. Is it truly more practical to criticize those in the know who extend their egos a bit rather than rebel against the fallacy of what has become the "norm" in our world at present. Think before you speak tainted with self righteousness and excuses. There is more at stake here than bodyweight and personal 1RM's. We have a future as a race to think about. If you cannot see this then get off this board. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 485 |
If Dan Duchaine were still alive he wouldn't have met the weight requirement and would not be allowed to post here. LOL | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
Amp- the theoretical mental process that enables us to progress is not relegated to the behemoths. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 159 |
First of, I am 5'8 175, and that shoudlnt matter a damn. I have a small frame and someday wish to get to 200, at 6% BF. I am 175 and yes i put my two cents in every once in a while to help people out when they need advice or info on gear. I hear all the vets and mods telling people to research, research, research, and learn from the experienced bros. I do the research and why should i not try to make the board better by giving advice, instead of making doucebag Topics like yours? We are here to share knowledge and i have lurked around for awhile and have learned an extensive amount of info. Now why should i not help a fellow boardy out with some info or advice on a question, if i know the correct answer. That will make this board better, instead of all these lame asses making topics like this wasting board space. Your logic behind a 175 pounder not giving advice is horse shit. Just because i have a smaller frame and i am working with what i am given, doesnt mean that my brain does not compare to that of a 6,0 250+ bro. I hope others would agree,,, Keep these lame ass posts of the board so we can make this board a library of info, not a courtroom full of babbling assholes. Later bros!!!! Peace!!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 485 |
That's what I meant. I guess you didn't understand the sarcasm. Dan Duchaine knew everything and pioneered many of the things we do with gear today. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
Sorry Amp. No hard feelings. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 346 |
THIS POST IS FUNNY. I THINK BOMBER WAS MAKING A JOKE GUYS. WE ALL KNOW THAT SMALLER BROS CAN KNOW JUST AS MUCH AS BIGGER BROS. I'M PRETTY BIG, AND I DON'T KNOW SHIT :-) ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 485 |
No hard feelings here either. I liked what you wrote (although I had trouble understanding the big words - just kidding). but I wanted to let you know I felt the same way and was being sarcastic in my post. It's hard to express sarcasm with text messaging though so I can see how it was misunderstood. Have a good one. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 159 |
Hey fellas, If it was a joke than okay, it was a lame one at that. My whole point is that a vet, with 2000+ posts is wasting space on this board insetad of using his knowledge to make informative posts. Before all the vets, like Madbomber, can say that this board is going to shit because of newbie posts,,, we should look at why the other reasons why it is supposedly going to shit, like dumb ass topics introduced by experinced bros. Later fellas!!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 526 |
What if your an olympic swimmer-6' plus under 200---that does AS --not to build muscle but speed What if your a tennis player who wants more speed-quickness Baseball player (power-quickness-speed) Soccer player who doesnt want a bunch of muscle but could really improve him/herself from using AS Boxer for aggression it goes on and on------You dont have to be a bodybuilder to learn about steriods Most Athletes making maj0r money in sports have used or are using steriods and are not nec. in the weight room | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 665 |
so how about we make it 6' 200lbs and a minimum of 2000 posts madbomber??!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
awe, are some of you coming off a cycle and getting real emotional? did this touch a nerve? cry me a fuckin river!
i'd actually let you stay if you had something to contribute... but my guess is most of your posts are "yes, you can drink it" or... "enanthate is a type of testosterone"... shit that a 97 year old grandmother knows.. if this post gets to you... THINK OF THE REASON!!! CUZ IT HAS MERIT! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
wombat... we can always have exceptions... but those actually learning about gear can hit a search key and learn what they must... if they are learning then why are they giving advice like they know something? anyone and their sister can "hear" something and repeat it over and over... big deal... KNOW what your talking about. actually using the substance isnt a bad idea... and looking at more than one source for info is a good place to start too. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 88 |
Mad Bomber..... TESTIFY! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 78 |
Who gave you permission to be on this board? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 166 |
i'm 6'2 and weigh 215lbs. since i don't have much bf and don't weigh that much i guess i can't post here anymore...fuck off madbomber this is the dumbest post i have read in a while. ------------------ Go big or go the F*ck home!!! | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 6 |
Boy Oh Boy!! I never knew Men were more petty and MOODY than women. But really thanks guys for the great laugh. I am just here for some help. Since all of you seem to think you are quaified why not put this board to some real usefull use. Chick | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
ike, your meeting the requirements... you may fail the intelligence section though.. or so it appears... touchy little girly boys must go. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 159 |
Madbomber, First of all, i am 5'8, and at this hieght every inch matters, haha! Not 5'6!!! ANyways, you dont know me personally and i dont know you personally so i am ending this retarded as bickering. The only thing i am going to say is that please dont waste topics on this board with this kind of bullshit. I want to learn from you and all the other vets and mods and this kind of crap doesnt help! This is my last post on this thread because it is a complete waste of time and your position on this board is a complete waste of space. Next time you get your period and have to vent, go ask your lady because she could help ya out with the PMS side effects. Later fellas, peace!!!!!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 336 |
madbomber, you think you are something tough here, like someone dictatorial. i am 5'5" 190 and maybe i do need a stepladder to do pullups, but i'll show you what i can do to you in real life out of the gym. all those in the past that underestimated me about my height were tortured and beat down harshly by me, especially those that thought their height matters. you give me an address, i'll show you the dictator i am. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
SHIT! Im 5'11" 195, shouldnt be here... Just under the cut-off point. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 346 |
quote: HEY! NO CHICKS ALLOWED. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Big Johnson (edited March 02, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 17 |
Hey SweetChick - I see you like wrestling - you wanna wrestle?
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 902 |
well madbomber...I'm 23 have done 2 cycles and was 6'1 225lbs about 9 weeks ago...I have since dieted down to a measly 195lbs at 6'1...but you are right being under 200lbs at 6 feet tall is pathetic....I mean who in their right mind would want a 32" waist/6 pack/visible serratus and obliques/46" inch chest and 17"+ arms.....pathetic if you ask me....wait that is me | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 457 |
HOW THE FUCK WILL YOU KNOW THAT EVERY ONE IS SAYING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE STATS??? THIS IS FUCKIN RIDICULOUS.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
5'10" 255LBS----- CAN I PLAY? | ||
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I AGREE, I MAY NOT ANSWER THE BEST BUT I'M HERE MORE FOR THE INFO! 6'---251 AND GROWING, ALSO ALL THE BRO'S WHO CLAIM 4-6%BF ------- YOU MUST HAVE SLOW FUCKN GAINS!!! MAY NOT BE CUT BUT GETTING BIG, SO COUNT ME IN ON THIS POST. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 174 |
you guys have me scared with these requirements. Whats the minimum requirment on cock length!!!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
cock length doesnt matter.. and to the 5'5" dude... your not 200 lbs, but your also not 6' tall... if you can fucking read, i suggest you re-read the very first thing... doesnt say anything about a weight for 5'5" people... DOES IT??? nope, it doesnt... it says basically if your not 6 ft you should be over 150lbs... your quite sensative... clomid getting to you? or is it napolean syndrome??? ------------------ push me and i will resist... this behavior's not unique! | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1643 |
Oh my friend I need to reply to this. You see I don't fit your requiremnts though I workout. You see I am 5'3 tall and on stage weigh 141. Now I would love for you to see my picture that has been posted and tell me that I have no right to give advise here based on your criteria. I will than issue you a challenge to go on stage with my puny 5'3 inch ass at 141 and see what happens. I will even allow you to pick the show. Now you may have a great body and beat me but I ahve a great body and I think you will change your post to add one more criteria and thats flexed1 is exempt. (lol) I get your point but you need to increase the criteria as my knowledge is based on years of experience. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
ALL HAVE TAKEN MY WORD AS GOD.... THANK YOU!! ------------------ push me and i will resist... this behavior's not unique! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
There on some people on here who don't know shit but that is why they are here to learn. I've learned a hell of a lot from this board. But I also don't think it's cool to rip on those people who aren't heavy enough, who gives a fuck. There could be someone who is 4 feet tall that might know twice as much as you do. Not eveyone who knows what they are talking about is in that great of shape. I don't think I'd meet the requirements but I don't really give a fuck though. Not all of us have really great genetics. I'm also sure there are some people who are smaller then you who would kick you ass. And don't doubt it. You don't need to come on here and start trippin. There ain't know bitches in here. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1727 |
5'10", 173 lbs, gained 12 pounds since November (thanks to the info I got on this board).
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 336 |
quote: Thats right, it is napoleon syndrome. give me your address and just like napoleon, i'll show you the dictator i am at this height. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 394 |
A F@CKIN MEN!!!!!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
shawn? you'd fly out to me? dude, you have serious problems if my words get to you this much... your in cali? go to a fuckin shrink... no pun intended... grow up... damn, no pun intended again... act like a man, get some thicker skin... you have to be a pathetic person to want to actually fly somewhere to fight someone... no education? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
may, since i NEVER see you on the anabolics board.. sure... as long as you dont start asking STUPID fucking questions and having NOTHING worth while to share... feel free to talk about all the dick taking you want... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 344 |
Yeah im 6'11'', 340 pounds and 7% bf year round, can I play  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
You're all fucking pussies. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1723 |
sad  While I disagree with any kind of physical criterion, I believe that the underlying premise has merit. simple rules of thumb: A. I know the answer= post you may be wrong, but your intentions are good. B. I think I know the answer= post again you may be wrong, but let others know that you are not sure C. I dont know the answer but I read the answer of someone else in another thread= think twice, even three times about posting If you decide to post be absolutely sure to qualify your answer. D. I dont know the answer at all= dont post E. I want to talk about stuff that is not related to anabolics- go ahead and post it- ON THE APPROPRIATE BOARD. peace ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 304 |
5-7 185 lbs...............guess im out too................ ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
nah barbells.. you can stay... the 200 lb requirement is only for 6 footers... if your under 6 foot you cant be under 150lbs... its not that bad or difficult to qualify.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 92 |
phew i'm 6 feet 220.......good thing i made it...i woulda cried like a little bitch | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
hey i am 175 at 5'7 ripped an built. I was 140 when i first started here this is were i learned. I probably know more about roids/ training then 1/2 the people here......... i offer my advice and ask legitimate questions. those who do so should be alowed. size should have nothing to do with it. Knowledge is power!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 176 |
I weighed 176lbs last night, but I took a DUMP an hour ago and I got down to 174 1/2lbs, DAMM!! I guess I can't post anything on the board eventhough I have a degree in sport's medicine LOL.... Just using this as an example and that's not my real stats. Don't mean to be jumping on the bandwagon here Bomber, but I think alot of people are right.... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 481 |
Well, it's about time someone stirred up the soup. I think mad has a point. Know what you are talking about before you attempt to post. When i have a serious question, i am reluctant to talk anybody's advise here except those who i know. WHich took me about1 1/2 years of being here to establish a circle of friends i trust. Shawn, dude calm down, why are you getting so worked up, is there truth to this? Do you indeed fall into this catagory? I think those who do fall here, know it. I still cannot beleive the drinking winny question is still around. Mad- this is some funny shit, look at all the little people getting angry, (kidding guys) I think it's kinda funny. BTW- i'm 230 so here is my post | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 720 |
MadBomber: this is the stupid dumbass kind of pst we dont need at elitefitness, as George Spellwin, or any mod would agree with. You are a fucking prick, and have no right to judge other people based on their physical stats.. That is really a personal insult, and I demand an apology.. How does this post benefit the board? You fucking moron suck my fucking dick just like your moma did last night.. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2243 |
damn bomber, you got some people hot huh? hehe. ah well, noone needs to know my stats but me, i'll answer any question i know. open rant: ps...i have 5 little stars over there that indicate that i have answered my share of questions, take it how you want. ease back on the clomid all and if the shoe fits, wear it. stop spitting stats to try to justify something. ive seen 6ft 230lbers that look like baby huey, and ive seen 5 5 160 cut like diamonds, your high numbers dont impress others. peace | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 267 |
i'm 3'2, 81lbs. guess i'm outta luck. if i get my 3'1 brother to stand on my head, can i post if he's here with me? jaysus. some of you guys need a pacifier. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
we all had to start somewhere.. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
"some of you need a pacifier" i think barbarian has a point here...
thanks for clearing that up. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
Well i�m 7"0 500lbs 8% bf year round, i guess i�m the smarter guy here... big people are always smarter you know... The average NFL player has an IQ of 160, studies have been made... Now madbomber take off your pants the big fellar has arrived!!! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
ass freak... are you mentally challenged? or just a downright ignorant fucker? ------------------ push me and i will resist... this behavior's not unique! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1062 |
Bump for the Bomber.....all the little cry-bitches get a fuckin life. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 213 |
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
by the way... i just noticed something... STEROID VIRGIN DEMANDS AN APOLOGY!!! thats fucking grand! you said "DEMAND"?!?! demand all you want buddy, you wont get shit from me except a new barbie doll in the mail. FE3.... glad to see you here. these guys remind me of our "skull cap lifter" buddy at golds. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
man, nobody else to piss off? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
Not to change the subject guys but ive been around since 1997 and had many names taken away.. so ive learned alot from this board.. i just have one question thats kinda off topic but id really like to ask... DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME CLAMBUTEROL? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 126 |
You go Madbomber. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2188 |
clambuterol? is this some sort of inside joke? or did you not learn all that much after all? |
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