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2Thick

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posted March 02, 2001 10:46 PM

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We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before.

WATER:

1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half world pop.)

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

COKE:

1. In many states, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FYI:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

3. I'm told that the distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

After reading all these observations, I guess it's time we switched to water!!!


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Natural Wonder

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posted March 02, 2001 10:52 PM

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Good point 2thick.....Drink your water and by the way Beer taste better than coke with pizza


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slickdadd

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posted March 02, 2001 11:06 PM

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Yeah i remember wodin posting somethin like this a couple weeks back, crazy


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2Thick

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posted March 02, 2001 11:22 PM

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Also check out this post:
http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum10/07-2000/001137.html


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Myo-genetic

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posted March 03, 2001 12:41 AM

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You won't get any argument from me.


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Frackal

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posted March 03, 2001 12:51 AM

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Goleafs was being a fucking dick in that post.


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barney

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posted March 03, 2001 12:58 AM

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i think ill tip this coke down the sink


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CrazyThug

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posted March 03, 2001 04:14 PM

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I have not drank coke or Pepsi in like 6 years now. I tried it once when there was nothing else to drink and nearly threw up.


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TxCollegeguy

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posted March 03, 2001 04:19 PM

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I use a coke to clean my toilet and when the sink needs a little more kick then usually. I find it works well in clogged drains as well

I'll go find the cheapest fattiest t-bone I can find and try that to see how it works...lol what a waste of a cow but science is important


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KiNg_BeNNy

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posted March 03, 2001 04:21 PM

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wow ..i think ill opt for the water thanks

just think if our digestive systems didnt work so quickly ..imagine what coke would do to our insides if it had the time ...thats f**cking nuts

peace kb

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juiceHOP

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posted March 03, 2001 07:56 PM

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I need some water


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chesty

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posted March 04, 2001 02:41 AM

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Water yep, soda, we all got our bad habits. Just think of the alcohol which the body recognizes as a pure poison.

Well, rust remover or paint thinner, either way you gotta go.

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Shrebly

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posted March 04, 2001 02:59 AM

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FYI ... Coke fact...

You can also put it in from of Marion Berry and he'll still be mayor.

[credit to Kneepads for this one]

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idahohawk

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posted March 04, 2001 04:28 AM

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Thanks 2 thick!
I read this to my 2 teenagers today. Never has so much water been drank in our house. I think it opened their eyes. My wife dumped the can she had in her hand out.


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madbomber31

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posted March 04, 2001 01:25 PM

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well fuck.. i am putting this issue to rest... i am getting a nail and throwing it in a can... if that fuckers gone in a few days then its all damn true... but i am sure its true already.


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted March 04, 2001 01:33 PM

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in some Third world countries women use Coke as an after-sex douch, the acid drink acts as a type of Spermicide killing sperm cells instantly.


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bigschweeler

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posted March 04, 2001 01:35 PM

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Now I'm feeling even worse after my five or so Captain/Cokes last night.


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VixenVenus

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posted March 05, 2001 10:47 AM

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Water is much better than soda pop is by far. I don't put caffiene in my body.

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Stillhere

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posted March 05, 2001 05:55 PM

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bump


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RADAR

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posted March 05, 2001 06:20 PM

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On days we have water restrictions & the body being 95% water...i just wanna scream at those fattys hoarding up our water-We want our water back Dammit!!!!!


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