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 Who is here, I am bored, make me laugh.....
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Shrebly & Vixen already made me laugh so hard I peed (a little) ok, who's next? I am so slap happy right now.... ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 296 |
Pssst..go look at plifter's penis pic's... I AM SOOOOO KIDDING PLIFTER. You had the nerve to post - Ain't nothing wrong with that doll! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
quote: I saw it and made some comments that pissed him off and he challenged me to show pics of myself if I thought I was all that....hehehehe ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
You want to really piss your pants? When me and Kneepads were driving here across country we stopped for gas at one of those truck stops. When he went inside to pay he left the nozzle in the side of the truck. Now, this was a 15 foot truck and we were towing a car. He came back, hopped in the truck and we took off. About 4 hours later we decided to stop for some grub and more gas. He went to take a pee and I walked around to the other side of the truck to fuel up. Low and behold - there was the fucking gas nozzle from the last gas station. He never replaced it after he went to go pay. No wonder we went through all that gas in four hours. Needless to say, we were both freaked out and convinced that the cops were going to swoop down on us .... For 200 miles we didn't say a single word, we just kept looking in the rear view mirrors. ------------------ Everybody really was Kung Fu fighting.... [This message has been edited by Shrebly (edited March 02, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
Damn, gotta pee again, must be all the wine....That was funny, no one ever found out? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 296 |
Good one Shelby.... I got a gas station story too... My dad drove us from CT. to Ca. for a family trip. We stopped in a truck stop for lunch. Dad had French Onion Soup. Well, about sixty miles down the road...He farted...SHIT HIS PANTS BIG TIME. The best part..he was wearing tan pants...HAD TO GO INTO THE GAS STATION TO ASK FOR THE KEY TO CLEAN UP..PICTURE THAT...TAN PANTS..SHITTY MESS AND PEOPLE LOOKING AT HIM FUNNY...WE DIED LAUGHING AND HID IN THE CAR SO PEOPLE WOULD NOT KNOW HE WAS WITH US...No more French Onion soup for the old man to this day! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
I'm just gonna have to bring this computer in the bathroom or get one of those porta-potties my Grandmother has and stick it in my office. I love French Onion soup..... ------------------ [This message has been edited by kartchick83 (edited March 02, 2001).] | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2610 |
Well you DID say post something hilarious... Muuuahahhahahaha | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
My little man, what a smart ass, glad to see you keep my pic around.... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2610 |
ACTUALLY I swiftly deleted it from my hard drive, no need for unnecessary wasted space. Just kidding..no I actually deleted it because I found myself spending hours on end masturbating profusely to the thought of you and I. Just kidding again. I actually still have it somewhere on my hard drive..hmmm...I'm being weird...maybe it's time for me to go to bed. Tuck me in? lol | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
I think you would have one of those premature thingies if I tucked you in...& I'm Not Kidding.... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2610 |
You mean premature slumber? Yes, I agree, I hear that happens a lot with you... <:-o) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 902 |
quote: Ow. Good one. ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
Ok, that's it, my good high is gone, and fellings are hurt....  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2610 |
Yeah Warick, she's gonna spank me for that one! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2610 |
I WAS JUSSSST KIDDING KARTCHICK!! You're hot hunny, I'd eat you all day!!! And night!!!!!!! And the next day!!!!!!! All day!!!!!!!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2610 |
And night!!! And I don't usually fold this fast! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1118 |
A few years ago I was filling the tank and the pump was broken, in that it didn't automatically stop when full. It sprayed fuel all down my right arm. Any how I was driving along and fogetting I lit up a cig, managing to set my whole arm on fire. I swerved erratically and flapped it about frantically trying to put it out. The Police pulled me up and arrested me. I asked them what I was being arrested for as it was an accident and they said firearms offences! LOL! ..............sorry. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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look at this, whenever ya get a few women in a thread, Frackal there.....smart man |
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