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 this is quite HAHA funny.... "bad day"
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Freak 
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> STILL HAVING A BAD DAY? > > Just remember, it could be worse... > > 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez > oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the > most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid > cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a > killer whale ate them both. > > 2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a > carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. > After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving > her mentally retarded. > > 3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking > frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist > towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the > deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back > door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been > happily listening > to his Walkman. > > 4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of > sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, > all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and > stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death. > > And finally... > > 5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a > letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. > Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. > > Your day's not so bad, is it... > ------------------ push me and i will resist... this behavior's not unique!     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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wow...makes me feel happy to write that paper for lit tomorrow |
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