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 "You could bounce a quarter off that Ass"
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Mutant   
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This phase perplexes me. I've seen some fat ass woman that i'm sure a quarter would bounce off of....and bounce again...and again... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 592 |
OK, how bout, if you place a quarter on my ass and I flex my ass muscles, the quarter bounces? I did that and it worked | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3440 |
Quarters don't bounce well or at all on soft flabby stuff. Tight and hard surfaces make a quarter bounce! I like a firm booty! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3571 |
kickass....now that makes sense...can you do it with a half dollar as well? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2124 |
its not rocket science baby... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3344 |
I hear Wodin saying "she has an ass like a 10 year old boy" quite frequently... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 324 |
you know you got back when you can slide a 45 plate in between your ass cheeks an not see it... is that the case with you Shagwell maam? ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 592 |
we dont have half dollars in canada....send me noe and i'll tell ya half dollar up here be worth that house Kartchick is selling | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3440 |
That's ten year old brownie, brownie for god sake. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3571 |
mod...I honesty don't know.... Kickass...what kinda change do you got up there you canuck? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 324 |
PIC OF AGENT SHAGWELL: You look smash-ing !!1 ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3571 |
awww...my bellbottoms look great  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1354 |
shaggy -- do you pass the pencil test? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 592 |
Mod, that little pic is soo cute.... Shag, we have pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, loonies ($1 coin) and toonies ($2 coin) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 592 |
o ya, and, we don't have $1 or $2 bills anymore..... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3571 |
loonies and toonies...lol... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 592 |
well, we coined (PUN) them loonies and toonies....really they are simply 1 and 2 dollar coins... |
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