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 My husband falls asleep early every night/I get nothin'
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Diving me crazy, he works all the time, and I know he is working or working out....He comes home around 6 or 7:00, eats, talks to me for a little while, usually about stupid shit, plays with the dog's (at least they are getting some attention) and goes in the room, watches some TV & falls asleep. I don't even care at this point. I've tried everything, but fuck that, I ain't beggin' for nothin' anymore. My moto now is "you want it, come and get it motherfucker." Not that I never initiate, but for Pete's Sake gimme a break already. Just venting, that's all. AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 52 |
kartchick---i am having the same problem with my girlfriend right now. if i dont initiate it it doesnt happen. kinda makes you feel unwanted doesnt it? email me we can solve each others problems!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 36 |
I have an idea....... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 242 |
Kart, I have heard of other women with your problem and I don't understand it. How can someone not want sex? I don't get it. I've been dumped before for wanting too much sex. Arrgghhhh, relationships are frustrating! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1074 |
I can't understand this either...I'm beginging to think my ex left cause she was tired of having the John wayne walk | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
quote: I know what you mean, I am going in there and taking a picture so you can see what I have to deal with....I am sooooooo pissed, what a weirdo....He won't even wake up when the flash goes off...hang on.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 242 |
Just talk to the guy. Maybe he is upset about something he hasn't told you about yet. You never know what is going through someones mind. Hopefully you can work things out. Somebody has to. It sure as hell isn't me. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
This is him about 5 minutes ago... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 36 |
i am better looking | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
Alrighty then!!!! He didn't even wake up, as I thought would happen...NOTHIN' I MEAN NOTHIN' I think he is dead....haha...Oh and about those midgets.... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
quote: E-mail me a Goddamn pic of your face already, I know you have to have one somewhere, scan it and send it NOW!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
kartchick---post a pic of yourself. you dont have to put your face on it if you dont want to......."i'll send you one if you send me one" "smile" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
this is all i have right now, not too good, at the track, lookin' fat in the race suit! actually 123# 5'6" ------------------ | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1540 |
did you take that with a digital camera? does anyone recommend any? I need to get me one of them there dippity doos | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
quote: yep and it sucks on my computer, I have an Earthlink cam. Getting a new one soon...don't know what brand yet, still shopping as you are. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
kartchick---actually i was kidding. but your a good sport. i'll go see if i have one in my email or something cuz i dont have a scanner or digital camera. i think i have one of me at muscle beach in l.a. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1606 |
your very pretty. wake the bitch up. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 78 |
i have a penis... youre definitly pretty.. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1540 |
nice ride | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1855 |
Next time he comes home late, have a nice meal and some candles lit...some soft music playin', and JUMP HIS BONES! If he doesn't want it then, call JohnnyO or May1010 and get your guy "tested!" HEHEHEHEHE... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 414 |
I know this may sound silly... but have you actually told him how you feel? I don't mean dropping hints or being suggestive in ways that you think are obvious. I mean actually coming straight out and saying, "Honey, I feel neglected. You come home and show the dogs more attention than you do me. I want to make love and you want to go to sleep and that makes me feel not-so-good." etc, etc. Good luck, whatever you try! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
SCG: In a way, I guess I did, the other night he came home & I was on my way to the gym, I thought maybe he stopped off there so I figured I would go work out with him. Anyways, I asked him what he wanted to do for dinner, go out or what? He said, just go get Burger King, WHAT!!!! Burger King? Yuck. I asked what the problem was, "you & I never really spending time together" and you know what he said? "What are you talking about?" Hello, wait just a minute here, I proceeded to explain the situation and he said he just hasn't been in the mood lately, too much on his plate. He owns his own restoration company (houses) and a lot of work to be done in a short amount of time also working on my race kart. I guess I bought that excuse, it does seem logical, but hey, here I am, little ole me, waiting and waiting and waiting.....I am hitting my prime season and I need it like an 18 yr. old boy does. hahahahaaaa... It's true though, so I don't know, we will see what transpires in the next day or so. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1855 |
Communication is key! I know I was kind of sarcastic in my first reply, but on a serious note, you really should try talking to him more. I know that sometimes I am completely oblivious to what I am doing to p*ss my g/f off...and she usually lets it go until she explodes... Good luck! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 206 |
Your husband looks like the wrestler, Justin Credible. ------------------ - Kwai-Chang Caine | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 25 |
Hang in there Darl'in...it'll work out I'm sure. How many different states do you race in?? Cart looks way KHULE!!! Gotta luv a babe who can deal with the speed...Nice pic to Darl'in...!!! BZR | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 618 |
I see the remote in his hand...at least mine puts it on the floor beside him when he goes to sleep..lmao I say all the women of the world (well, some of them) unite and become share that hidden attraction they hold for one another..... Bisexualism!! | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3440 |
This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. KC, if you want it, take it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1400 |
Chick - treat him to some early mornin' lovin when he wakes up. Or, try meeting him at the door when he gets in from work, and unbuckle his belt and drop his pants. Guarantee one of these will work. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 618 |
ya, thats what I say..if ya want it, take it....not many men will say "no, please, dont suck/touch/lick/feel/squeeze/stroke/tenderize my cock".......as a matter of fact, I took my husband as soon a she walked in the door yesterday....he got his coat off and shoes and as quick as a wink, we were in the bathroom......kids were watching a video.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 751 |
sit on his face until he wakes up. unless he sufficates, and then you can get a new one that works. ------------------ Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for a lifetime. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1400 |
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Olympian
Posts: 1991 |
Ummmm.....why not just jump him? Thats what I do...I just get aggressive as hell..I'll catch him completely off guard, just rip his clothes off and baddabing! first time isnt necessarily to be enjoyed its more to prove a point....he gets the point, the second time is ever so much better  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2124 |
I gots to agree w/the just take it if you want it thingy. Ive been woken up, from a dead sleep, tired as hell, to a bj, what a freak'n turn on! I banged her like a midgets head on TD's pelvis. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 312 |
That remote control looks like its getting some attention.... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3349 |
Drop a tab of ecstacy in his wine... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 751 |
quote:
------------------ Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he is warm for a lifetime. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2187 |
Your husband works hard for a living, maybe if women actually had to do some hard labor for a day they would understand how the need for sleep over-rides the need for a piece of ass they have already had a few thousand times. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
i would say talk to him, you never know what is going through our heads, but the key thing is tone of voice, if you come at him all pissed off the natural reaction is to defend himself and he is going to seclude himself more....maybe he is just stressed out about something..i think if you just jump his ass he might be offended that you are being selfish...remember guys dont like to admit they are down in the dumps, it is sort of your "duty" to get it out of him....good luck | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 464 |
I'll bet even my 5" weenie is looking good about now. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 467 |
First Relationship fucking suck ass. NUff Said Kat nothing says I Love You like a BJ in the morning. Take a vacation. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
quote: The problem here may be just that, but for the record I am a home inspector, I crawl in attics, get on roofs, crawl under the nastiest mobile homes you can think of and I can tear appart a go-kart racing engine in about 30 minutes, go to the gym, all in one day. So I know all about hard labor and I am also a mother & wife (hardest job of all)!!! JUST FOR THE RECORD!!! And I have to stay sexy at that.....jeez ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2187 |
That isn't shit compared to running a shovel all day in the sun or carrying lumber, or dry-wall up and down stairs all day. i would come home all tired and my chick would be nagging me for some dick and all I wanted to do was sleep. You are not horny when you are tired. Plus like I said, after you have been hitting the same ass for awhile it does not exactly get you excited. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3579 |
kartchick...may I give a plausible solution?...anyhow...here's my idea...get naked....walk in the room and say..."See this??!! This has not been touched, pleased or spanked in a long time. Am I the only one who things this is a sin?" ...then put your robe back on and go outside to do some gardening...I've read gardening is great for stress | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1855 |
MP5, I can't believe you've said that shit...you're telling me you turn down sex because you're tired?? WTF?? I personally like Kickass's idea about all the women on here not gettin' any getting together for an ELITE-ORGY! But please, for the love of God, video tape it! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2187 |
Badkins, you have never turned down box? Maybe you are younger than I and your hormones are running on overdrive. Sex always slows after you have been dating them for awhile, especially after a year or two and you worked hard all day and are tired. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3579 |
quote: I'm cryin' here for ya...when I get that old I hope someone will just kill me | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 25 |
MP5, You're fightning a losing battle here my friend, the women out number you on this thread, and though I am by no means an expert on realitionships, or women for that matter. One thing I have learned.... NEVER TELL A LADY SHE DOESN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH, THEREFORE NOT YOUR EQUAL.... You're going to live a lonely life if you really think this way.... BZR | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 332 |
quote: BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE END!!!!!! ------------------ [This message has been edited by kartchick83 (edited March 01, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 154 |
i am 19, have testosterone dripping from my ears, and have a fat boner 24/7. 'nuff said. |
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