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Mr H

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posted February 28, 2001 04:39 PM

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I thought America had problems...

Australian weds television set

A twice-divorced man has given up on women and married his television set.

Mitch Hallen promised to "love, honour and protect" his true love at a ceremony witnessed by friends and performed by a priest at his Australian home.

The 42-year-old, from Melbourne, wears a gold wedding band as a testament to his love and has placed a matching ring on top of the widescreen TV.

The News Of The World quotes him as saying: "My telly has given me endless hours of pleasure, without fussing, fighting or backchat."

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posted February 28, 2001 04:41 PM

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Thats fucked... Australian women are good lays though

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supersizeme

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posted February 28, 2001 04:45 PM

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i put my dick in the tv all the time but i will not marry it. i'm just not ready to settle down yet. i'm also currently seeing several other tv's like when i go to circuit city and shit.

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barney

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posted February 28, 2001 10:10 PM

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no flame bro but that is just publicity shit, unfortunately there are people that try to do silly shit to get famous in Australia as they do in the states, the reality is that marriage can onle be made between a man and a woman in Australia, homosexual couples can not be recognised as married let alone a tv set.


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