2. Don't be honest about yourself or problems you are having, because you'll lose respect.

3. Don't go out of your way to say "hi" to snobby fucking neighbors or strangers because it will give them the opportunity to look down on ya.

4. Be a snob. You'll get more respect.

5. Don't reveal too much of yourself, because they'll use what they learned and use it against you.

6. Don't talk about your past experiences, because they'll dig more shit to throw in your face later on.

7. Don't expect others to reciprocate your kindness. They'll just shit on you, and you'll inadvertently give them an edge over you.

8. Don't put any heartfelt meaning on a handshake, because in reality it means nothing.

9. Don't lend money to others unless you don't expect it back.

10. If your friend's wife or girlfriend says she wants you to fuck her, then fuck her. If you don't, then she'll find a way to save her face and destroy your friendship any way.

11. Don't go out of your way to open doors or move cars for strangers or even some fuckers you know, because they won't do the same for you.

12. If you come across someone who is more beautiful or more handsome than yourself, then just go on home and imagine that he/she is suffocating on their own shit.

13. If you come upon others richer than yourself, then fucking rob them when you have the chance.

14. If you come upon others poorer than dirt, kill your conscience and walk the other way.

15. When you're sick, don't expect sympathy from others, because they don't give a fuck except to avoid you and your sickness at all cost.

16. If you happen to walk into an area where there is a celebrity, a famous sports star or even the US president; and where there is a stupid pathetic bunch of overeating fans, just turn your back on them and walk away. Celebrities and sport fags are just overpaid entertainers that are not worth your shitty time and attention.

17. If you're confronted by some big punk ass muscle freak who wants to kick your fucking ass in front of nice looking cunts, then just walk away, go home or someplace else to get a gun, knife, baseball bat, or any weapon of personnel destruction and go back and decommission his pathetic life.

18. If you need to fart or burp, then do so without having to say, "excuse me." Fuck'em all! Treat them to a good fart or two.

19. Don't try to be nice and yield the right of way to another driver, because the fucker probably won't ever do it for you.

20. When somebody starts complaining about your culture, life style, habits, idiosyncrasies, race, sex, religion or lifestyle, just tell them to go fuck themselves because their shit stinks, too!

21. When they say, "You are one negative motherfucker, aren't you?" Just say, "Yup!"

DO NOT FLAME "HIM" FOR POSTING THIS!

That being said, as an Objectivist who practices rational selfishness, I say to those rules...BULLSH*T!

You won't get anywhere without giving others help every once in a while, you just have to know, NOT FEEL, but know they 1)need it and 2)DESERVE IT!