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 Bucky, you cant polish a turd
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Dont make me pop these thangs    | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Oh shit!!! Dont make me throw deez thangs mayn!  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Hey can I borrow your quiet riot cd? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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By the way sean is that your computer bumping or is the fucker upstairs having a rain dance???? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Afro pics, afro chics, i let my soul flow from my afro...dick | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Yes it is I playing Ludacris mayn | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Dont kid yourself, you have the riot | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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candace on the phone, i haven't heard a thing she's said for about 4 mins now | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Im gonna depart to get swole in the near future, you game? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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tell her to shut up and get online | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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probably not, i feel like a large piece of donkey shit | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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come on wuss, get swole | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Crunchy peanut butter, thou art thine holy grail | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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How do you polish a turd? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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"Who da crunkest" -Sophocles | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Your so shallow slickdadd, this is somethin i shouldn't say, but i'm gonna say this shit any muthafuckin way...when i say martinez yall say "suck dick", when i say martinez wife yall say "eat pussy". i thought you knew | ||
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Olympian 
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WINKENSTEIN PLINKENSTIEN FEEL MY WOOBLE WEEBY.I LIKE ROONCEES,BUT ONLY IF YOUR NAME IS DOONALD,MIND YOU. ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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"One thing led to another, and I was jizzing on her face" -Thomas jefferson with the Founding Fathers | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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"I'm flippin hoes like flap-jacks" - Oprah Winfrey on the situation of single mothers in America. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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"Roll um" -Prime Minister Blevage | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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The official quote thread of ef | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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"I'm so tired, i'm feeling so upset, although i'm so tired i'll have another cigarette." -Bizmarkee btw, no more smokeables til sunday. aren't you proud? Lets see if i can make it. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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another btw: Why don't you do some fucking dishes you midget-taint | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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how long has it been there herb-o-derm cq? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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If you do the dishes i'll show you my own personal organization system of throwing all your dirty shit in the middle of the floor until you forget you even owned the items on the bottom of the pile.
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I was really wanting to know how that system works, and hell no, im not parting with my wreath, NEVER | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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We have to intice people with our flaming post. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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The system really is quite simple: 1.Come home late for ~2 weeks consecutively, too high to be concerned with personal hygiene. 2.Play Mystikal's "Danger" at a volume just loud enough to wake whomever may be asleep, then discard all clothes, underwear, towels, hats, etc, into a conical shaped pile on the floor. placement is not crucial, as future placements will add to the abstraction. 3.Be a lazy piece of shit while your room transforms into an ever-evolving shithole. p34th! and i'm out to work. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Sweet that sounds good to me | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Hey Poon Rocket, why dont you play some Zelda all day you big dork |
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posted February 27, 2001 11:38 PM