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 Oh God Please Kill Me!
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 440 |
I've been obsessing about this girl I work with. She married recently to a lawyer. I'm so depressed, I don't have anything to satisfy any woman. She brought in pictures of their honeymoon in Paris. I can't afford a honeymoon in Paris, I'm a bit too fat, I have gyno, I'm poor, and i have a small dick to boot. Shit there's no hope for me. Please just shoot me.    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 252 |
Suck it up already! Who gives a shit about Paris or your little peeshooter. I only laughed at you pic's because you did look like my ex. I loved him very much at one time and our divorce had nothing to do with his peepee size, it worked just fine. Anyways, don't wish you were dead man for pete's sake. & no I will not post nude pics, I saw your post trying to flame me, hahahaaaa, & I just didn't respond. Go get laid, no one cares about how much money you have, at least I don't, that shit never mattered to me.....You look FINE.... ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 114 |
Dude relax bro.....get rid of the gyno...loose some weight....get a job...get one of those penis enlarger pump...and last but not least, leave this chick alone ....and if all of the abouve don`t work then do what you please... | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 2969 |
Man there is over 100 girls out there that can match up with you most likely, you just got to locate one of them. Money means very little. Yes is it nice to be able to travel, but if you feel you need to impress somebody with your worth then you need to rething about that person. Gyno and a small peter can be solved for less than $6000.00 total, so get a second job. They will finance both ops. hehehe! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 440 |
Thanks for listening to my ranting and raving. I have manic depression and sometimes it just helps to write down how I feel. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 669 |
I love you plifter. Let me count the ways. Whats your phone number. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 480 |
Mr Dread, the child molester | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 811 |
jeezus | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 578 |
Sounds like you got some depression going bro. I say get on meds prozac will do wonders. Then you will feel good while you are dieting and working your ass off for surgery. once you get to your goals you will be happy and confident. Know how you feel sometimes though. Was getting depressed the other day and a program came on tv about people spending there life in prison I felt better real quick. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 37 |
Um, well. Thanks for making me feel better Plifter. Fat, gyno, small pecker, no money. I can relate to one of those. I hate being broke. Then, as if I'm not broke enough I find out that I have to pay Uncle Same $1400 for my taxes this year, but before I go off on a rant. No, but seriously bro, you say you are fat. What did steroids do for you rather than give you gyno? I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I have a friend who is doing them right now, and he has no foundation, pretty much been a fat slob his whole life, what do you think will happen? I hope things shape up for you. Forget about that 1 chic bro. Fuck it. At least you don't have a kid with her, that resulted in a broken home, that left you emotionally distraught and more in love with her than when he lived with her only to begin to realize day late dollar short. There's worse things than just not being able to have this one chic, find someone else, get your gyno cleared up, and try a penis pump, and get your ass on a treadmill. Later. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2077 |
carefull what you ask for, he might be listening. ------------------ |
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